Chapter 33: The Shit Shoveler



After handing over the task of falling into the trap to the priest, Ragdoll Cat stayed in the bedroom of the villa and did not go out except for meeting him every day to listen to his report on the progress of the ceremony.

Following the principle of saying less and doing less to avoid mistakes, he hardly ever interfered with the priests' management of the sect, except for asking the undercover agent of the Twenty-Eight Mansions to be by his side.

At the banquet, he had seen Lord Bo'o treat this lucky man who raised seven cats with special eyes. He had long guessed that he might be the first guy to become a servant of God. The priest was not surprised that the god wanted him to serve by his side.

If it were before, he might have secretly done something to the undercover agent out of jealousy, but now he was so busy organizing the ceremony that he spent almost all his energy on competing with the Twenty-Eight Constellations in a battle of wits and courage, in order to ensure the smooth implementation of the plan. By then, the gods would be in a good mood and willing to grant him more power, and they would have no time to bother with a guy who only knew how to raise cats. Therefore, he stuffed the undercover agent into the villa, warned him fiercely "Don't act on your own", and then forgot about him completely.

Just when he was worrying about how to get close to the Cat God, he was immediately sent to be an undercover attendant to the Cat God: "..."

He began to seriously consider whether he should go out and buy a lottery ticket.

With the undercover agent around, Yun Jian immediately sent away the two fanatics who had been responsible for taking care of him, saying, "The power I bestow also requires a container that is strong enough to carry it. You should train your bodies to the peak before that." The fanatics, who thought that the gods were really giving them advice, were overjoyed. After kowtowing to express their gratitude, they hurriedly left to improve their physical fitness.

The undercover agent stood aside, watching Bu Ou fooling the fanatics with just a few words. He always felt that this person seemed to have other intentions, but he didn't understand why he drove away all the believers. So he had to remain silent wisely and wait for the god's instructions.

Yun Jian turned his head and glanced at the undercover agent, noticed the confusion in his eyes, and said nothing.

...What else could I do by sending them away? Of course, it would be easier for you to feed me chocolate!

...

...

However, the fanatics had indeed left, and the surveillance cameras in the villa were still on. So far, Yun Jian could only be sure that his bedroom was safe and unsurveilled. He carefully maintained the aloofness of a god: "Shit shoveler, follow me into the house."

Undercover: “Huh?”

He wanted to ask himself when the gods conferred on him the position of poop scooper, a position exclusive to pet owners, but he was afraid of angering the gods, so he suppressed his curiosity and respectfully pushed Bu Ou's wheelchair into the bedroom.

It is said to be a bedroom only for rest, but in fact the room itself is nearly 100 square meters and is fully equipped with various facilities. There is also a large bamboo mat in front of the floor-to-ceiling window with an exquisite tea table on it. The combination of modern and elegant styles is particularly harmonious.

"Shit shoveler," he relaxed a lot after entering the bedroom. The ragdoll cat hooked his finger, signaling the undercover to come closer, and tilted his cat ears and asked expectantly, "Can you comb my hair?"

Undercover: "I combed the fur of my cow cat at home."

He had just closed the door and hadn't reacted when he saw the god sitting in the wheelchair suddenly disappear. A graceful and beautiful kitten crawled out from under the clothes and meowed at him proudly.

“…”

Maybe it was because he had too many cats. The undercover agent's first reaction was not to think about whether the fact that the Cat God could transform into a cat would have any impact on the strategic layout of the Twenty-Eight Mansions. Instead, his mind was filled with one sentence.

The original form of the Cat God is actually a Ragdoll Cat? !

Why can't the tabby cat, the cow cat, the Angora cat, and the Siberian cat become gods? ! The fighting power of the ragdoll cat is obviously——

He was in a daze for too long, and the ragdoll cat slapped his paw unhappily and spoke in human language: "Shit shoveler, comb my hair!"

The undercover came to his senses, discarded all the blasphemous thoughts in his mind, and said respectfully: "Yes, sir."

The ragdoll cat was finally satisfied. It clapped its paws gracefully to signal the undercover agent to sit down. Then it slowly lay on his legs, yawned lazily, enjoyed the undercover agent's attentive service, and took a nap with its eyes closed.

After being in the Cat God Sect for such a long time, he finally relaxed his tense nerves and swung his tail like an ordinary kitten.

[When this matter is over, if you feel too tired, why don’t we quit the Twenty-Eight Mansions?]

Cat Toy couldn't help but speak.

[Originally our mission was just to drive away the hellhounds. There was no need to bear such great mental pressure—you haven’t been reciting the text when you fight recently.]

Yun Jian laughed: "Don't you hate it most when I fight while reciting texts?"

The cat toy whimpered softly.

"Don't worry, I'm fine. I just want to experience the life of a cat in advance," Yun Jian comforted it. "Besides, I have to show that I trust him enough in front of the undercover agent, so that he will dare to mix chocolate into my food."

More importantly, the ragdoll cat's hair is really too long! Especially the hair on the legs, every time the ragdoll cat sneaks out to go to the toilet, it is bound to step on it and fall several times.

Anyway, there are only so many undercover tasks, and there is nothing to do in the rest of the time, so we must make full use of it, Ragdoll Cat thought righteously.

Cat Toy thought it made sense. Only by letting the undercover agent feel the mortal (ordinary cat?) side of Ragdoll Cat could he realize that the gods were not invincible. After Ragdoll Cat ate the chocolate, he would not be so cautious as to test it many times, causing Yun Jian to fail because of his poor acting skills.

However, things often develop contrary to plan.

On the day of the ceremony, at lunchtime, the undercover agent carried the exquisite meal prepared in the kitchen to Ragdoll Cat's bedroom.

He held a packet of chocolate powder tightly in his hand, wandering in an empty corner of the corridor, without making any move.

Yun Jian, who had been unable to sit still for a long time, pried open the peephole of the door frame and let the cat toy release his mental power to peek secretly. When he saw the undercover agent holding the chocolate powder and not moving, he stamped his feet in anxiety.

"Why hasn't he added chocolate in it yet?" He bit his nails anxiously, his ears folded into airplane ears. "I can only give him five minutes of free time by sending those believers away. This is assuming he knows how to avoid surveillance! If it's delayed for a while longer, someone will definitely realize that something is wrong!"

To be on the safe side, the priest did not tell anyone that the Cat God was going to capture the Twenty-Eight Mansions and the Super Power Sect in one fell swoop during the ceremony. He was also keeping a close eye on those who were carrying chocolates among those approaching the god, looking for undercover agents hiding within the sect.

The real undercover agent was able to successfully escape screening and bring chocolate powder into the villa because he was valued by the Cat God and was about to rise to a high position. No one thought he was a spy, and without the intervention of the priest, no one was willing to confront him head-on at this time.

In other words, Yun Jian would transfer the undercover agent to an attendant and treat him with intimacy in order to save his life as much as possible.

…but maybe he did it too well.

"This guy is actually hesitating whether to attack me?" Yun Jian said in disbelief. "What is he doing? I am the boss behind the Super Power Sect. I am the Cat God who destroyed half of Sufang City and caused the deaths of tens of thousands of people! What is there to hesitate about?"

Yes, there is nothing to hesitate about.

The undercover took a deep breath.

Because of the favor of the Cat God, he has recently attracted much attention in the sect. Everyone who mentions him says "This is the guy who has seven cats", but few people remember what the superpowers he displayed when he first entered the sect were.

Item transfer.

He exerted force with his palms, squeezing the ball of chocolate powder wrapped in the white cloth. In the blink of an eye, the inside of the white cloth became empty, and the chocolate powder had entered the food, spreading evenly in a layer. It was hidden by the icing on the outside and could not be seen without careful observation.

The undercover knew that this was the right choice, and it was the reason why he came to the Cat God Sect. He was carrying the lives of countless comrades in the Twenty-Eight Mansions, and the safety and stability of Sufang City. He could not give up his bottom line at the most critical moment just because the Cat God was different from the cold and ruthless god he imagined.

But when he brought the tray to the Ragdoll Cat, he still hesitated for a moment. The moment when the sun was shining yesterday afternoon flashed before his eyes.

At that time, the ragdoll cat was still in human form, supporting his head with his right hand and reading a book, but he didn't turn a page for a long time. The undercover looked up and found that he had fallen asleep unconsciously, with his tail wrapped around his waist. He felt an indescribable sense of vulnerability, and his chin nodded. He suddenly woke up, opened his eyes, saw the undercover's burning gaze, and smiled at him embarrassedly.

Would such a cat god really destroy the world? Could there be something wrong? The undercover couldn't help but wonder.

But the ragdoll cat was already anxious, and didn't care what the undercover was struggling with. He reached out to grab the tray, took one cookie at a time, stuffed his mouth full, swallowed it all, and looked at the undercover: "The ceremony should begin. Pack up your things, I will grant divine power to the believers."

The undercover agent nodded his head and agreed.

The fingers holding the back edge of the wheelchair moved slightly, and the thousand paper cranes that had been prepared in the pocket were moved to the outside of the window. The breeze blew past, and the paper cranes made of white paper seemed to come alive, flapping their wings towards the sun, and flew leisurely out of the villa.

An old man who was standing not far outside the villa and cleaning the street with tools reached out to take it, couldn't help but smile, put one hand in his pocket and pressed a few times, and the advanced encrypted message was sent successfully.

At the headquarters of the Twenty-Eight Mansions, Tang Aibai and the tabby cat hanging on him looked at their phones together. Then they cheered happily and buried their faces in the cat's belly to breathe in the fairy air.

The next second, the tabby cat slapped Tang Aibai in the face with its claws, and then walked away gracefully: "Meow meow meow!"

He went to the ceremony site first to find out the truth!

Tang Aibai patted the cat fur on his hands and turned on the internal communication channel of the Nangong team: "Everyone assemble! Operation Twenty-Eight Constellations Cat-Annihilation is ready to set off!"

Qiao Liang behind him said faintly: "...If Li Hua heard the name you gave this operation, he would definitely give you another slap."

The author has something to say:

I've had a migraine the whole day QAQ I think I should protect my eyes better. There's only one update today dbq, I'll try to update a few more chapters tomorrow and finish the part about the Cat God Sect.

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