By the time Li Hua was completely sober and had digested his drunken behavior, Kong Xiuwen had already disappeared without a trace, leaving only two members of the Beigong team to help Tang Aibai clean up the mess.
Lihua sat side by side with Daju with his ears drooping, looking as wilted as an enoki mushroom exposed to the sun.
Everyone drank a lot, and even after taking hangover pills, they still had splitting headaches. They had no time to discipline the children. They hurried back to the headquarters, sent Lihua and Daju to the lounge, and turned around and went back to sleep.
Yun Jian, who was fed the spiritual ointment by Kong Xiuwen, was still in good spirits. He sat cross-legged on the carpet in the lounge, discussing with Cat Toy with a sad face how to deal with the trouble he had brought to the main body this time.
He was worried all night, and as expected, he was called over by the dean the next day and scolded. However, he didn't punish him, but just made him stand at the door of the classroom for two self-study classes.
"Next time you're in a hurry to go to the toilet, don't be so impetuous," he scolded at the end. Seeing Yun Jian's good attitude of admitting his mistakes, the dean's expression eased a lot, and he taught him with a stern face, "Stay away from people. If something really happens, it will be too late for you to regret it."
Yun Jian nodded repeatedly.
"The dean thought I was going to the bathroom," he said to Cat Toy thankfully while standing at the classroom door. "If he knew I was skipping class, I would be in big trouble this time."
[Fortunately, even though you were drunk, you didn’t forget the distribution of surveillance cameras in the school. You climbed the wall to a place with less surveillance, so no one saw you leaving the school without permission.]
Cat Toy also breathed a sigh of relief and suggested happily.
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[Then let's celebrate! How about a big meal?]
Yun Jian: "It's because I went out to celebrate yesterday that I'm standing outside the classroom as punishment!"
That being said, when Yun Jian had Sunday off, he still used the pocket money he had saved for a week to buy cat strips, ran to a cat cafe to find ragdoll cats, and guiltily ordered two cups of coffee, hoping that this would make up for the mug he had broken in the cat cafe.
The cat cafe owner was a young lady who had met Yun Jian several times and was already quite familiar with him. She even made a cat head-shaped latte art when making coffee. Seeing Yun Jian, who had always only played with ragdoll cats, feeding a new British shorthair cat next to him a cat bar for the first time, she smiled with her eyes curved: "Isn't this little guy cute too?"
Yun Jian and Ragdoll Cat raised their heads at the same time, revealing a hint of disapproval in their eyes.
"Ragdoll cats are the cutest!"
Usually, Yun Jian had spent a long time with the boss lady as a ragdoll cat, so he couldn't help but speak with a sense of intimacy. Yun Jian paused, realizing that his tone was a bit inappropriate, and quickly tried to make amends.
"I mean, this ragdoll cat is the cutest."
The young lady laughed: "Indeed, everyone likes it, and it is sweet and clingy, with a good temper, and it even takes care of other cats - oh, except for a few days ago, when it had a fight with this little British shorthair and beat the British shorthair so hard that its fur flew everywhere. The next day, it hid in its box and didn't dare to come out."
Yun Jian: “…”
He silently took out a piece of cat food for the ragdoll cat and fed it to the British shorthair who had just finished eating the cat food and was still not satisfied.
This British shorthair is heartless. A few days ago, it was frightened by the ragdoll cat and was trembling. Now it has cat strips to eat, and it stretches its neck and meows. It doesn't even care when the ragdoll cat comes over to rub its fur. It even foolishly changes its posture and sticks close to the ragdoll cat's fluffy and warm body.
They are living a peaceful life here, while the tabby cat on the other side is still as busy as ever.
There were too many detained hellhounds, and most of them were quite powerful. In addition, the East Palace team wanted to record some data in order to develop weapons that could directly expel the hellhounds back to hell. Li Hua's schedule was so packed that he had almost no time to rest. At noon, he just hurriedly ate a few mouthfuls of rice and then turned around to devote himself to the great cause of expelling the hellhounds.
He was so busy that even Tang Aibai worriedly discussed with him whether he should postpone his participation in the future night patrol plan. However, Li Hua, who had been lying in the sickbed for so long without any illness, had long wanted to move around. After his strength increased greatly, he was full of confidence and decisively rejected Tang Aibai's suggestion. He happily followed the night patrol. On the first day of resuming the night patrol, he single-handedly destroyed a fanatic's hideout, which shocked the Twenty-Eight Mansions and almost gave him a celebration party.
As for Daju, after all, there was no place where he could be used recently, and Lihua was too busy, so he just stayed like a cat in Lihua's lounge, sleeping most of the time, with only a small amount of mental power reserved in his body for the little orange cat to consume as energy.
Yun Jian felt that this division of labor was very reasonable - the main body was responsible for studying, the alienated cat was responsible for fighting, the little orange cat was responsible for recuperation, and the ragdoll cat was responsible for enjoying life with a beautiful appearance - he was simply a little genius in management!
Unexpectedly, a week later, he was visited by the angry Kong Xiuwen.
At that time, the tabby cat had just dealt with the last hellhound and was walking excitedly towards the lounge, preparing to go back and have a good sleep with the little orange cat. As a result, when she looked up, she saw Kong Xiuwen, wearing the neat silver-white dark-patterned uniform of the Beigong team, standing in front of the portal with his arms folded across his chest, looking at her coldly.
Li Hua was stunned: "Captain Kong, what can I do for you?"
He had just used Daju's vest to give Kong Xiuwen a second treatment yesterday and confirmed that his body had recovered to the level of a healthy person. Now only one day has passed, so there shouldn't be any big mistakes.
"Da Ju is in your lounge." Kong Xiuwen narrated calmly.
Li Hua didn't understand what he meant and nodded in confusion.
Kong Xiuwen frowned: "Since returning to the lounge at ten o'clock yesterday morning, he has not come out since."
Li Hua blinked and vaguely understood what he meant.
"I took the liberty of asking the member in charge of the space gate transmission. Since you took Daju back, he only left your lounge yesterday."
Seeing Li Hua's matter-of-fact expression, Kong Xiuwen frowned slightly and his tone became heavier.
"He is still a child and needs to go out and exercise. He cannot be locked in the lounge all day - it is not only bad for his development, but also very harmful to his mental health."
Ionization: “…”
He scratched his ears, not knowing how to respond for a moment.
He couldn't just tell Kong Xiuwen the truth and say that he and Daju were technically the same person, so whenever he went out, Daju would be the one taking a walk with him. Or, could it be that Daju's body was sustained by the power of the cat god, so he didn't need to go out to bask in the sun or eat a lot of food to live a healthy life?
This obviously cannot be explained without revealing one's true identity!
The cat toy, who usually liked to complain about everything, was now silent. It nestled obediently in Yun Jian's mind, so quiet that it seemed as if it didn't exist at all.
"I, I've been too busy lately, so..." After hesitating for a long time, Li Hua decided to be a scumbag and come up with a panacea of excuses as soon as he opened his mouth.
As expected, Kong Xiuwen looked even angrier.
"As a member of the Twenty-Eight Mansions and a key member of the Nangong team, you will only get busier and busier," he said coldly. Seeing Li Hua's startled cat ears erect, he realized that the child in front of him was still a minor, and tried to slow down his tone. "Taking care of a child is a difficult task. You don't have to bear it alone. Everyone in the Twenty-Eight Mansions is willing to help."
Although he said 'everyone from the Twenty-Eight Constellations', his eyes clearly said 'let me do it'.
Li Hua rubbed the tip of his nose with his fingers and hesitated for a few seconds. He wanted to refuse him, but he didn't know what reason to find. After thinking for a moment, he felt that it would be more convincing to let Da Ju say in person that he was living comfortably with Li Hua, so he cautiously asked: "Are you free tonight? Uh, I mean, Da Ju likes you very much, and I have to patrol again tonight-"
"I'm free," Kong Xiuwen quickly interrupted him before he finished speaking, as if he was afraid that Li Hua would go back on his word, "In fact, I'm free this afternoon."
Ionization: “…”
Li Hua compromised: "I will go and call Da Ju out now."
Kong Xiuwen nodded in satisfaction and asked again: "Can I go in with you?"
Li Hua didn't think much about it and nodded in agreement. It was not until he walked into the space door and opened his own lounge that he suddenly remembered what his bedroom looked like and immediately slammed on the brakes.
He used to clean his room carefully, but he has been too busy recently, and it was so fun to watch the two cats licking their fur and doing parkour together, so he put the cleaning task on hold until now.
But he realized it too late, Kong Xiuwen had already seen the appearance of the room clearly.
Overall, it is not messy. The floor and walls are made of special super materials that can automatically absorb dust. They do not need to be swept and are naturally not dirty. There are just a few cat scratches, which is understandable considering that there are two kittens living here.
But the soft bed in the middle was filled with all kinds of puffed foods. The packaging bags of potato chips, spicy strips, and rainbow candies were thicker than the quilt. In the middle, there was a bird's nest-like cat bed surrounded by comfortable pillows and towels. Daju was sleeping in it, trying hard to free his head from the can of yellow peaches.
——Yun Jian only left a small amount of mental power in Daju this morning. It was not until he transferred his mental power just now that he realized that his head was stuck in the can.
After trying several times with Daju's body to pull it out without success, Lihua hurried over, grabbed the kitten's tail, and pulled very hard, and Boji pulled him out of the can.
In Yun Jian's opinion, it is better to suffer a short pain than a long one. After all, he is saving himself so he can do whatever is convenient for him. However, Kong Xiuwen obviously does not think so.
He glanced at the snacks all over the bed, then looked at the little orange cat with spicy strips powder on the corner of its mouth, and frowned.
This cousin seemed to be more irresponsible than he expected.
That being said, how could he expect an underage child to take care of another even younger child?
How about...I'll take care of it?
Looking at the little orange cat that had transformed into a human form and was sitting in the bed, smiling sweetly at him, Kong Xiuwen fell into deep thought.
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