Zhang San failed in his first battle. Although he was depressed, he was not anxious. He forced a smile and coaxed in a low voice: "I am not a cat, and I really don't understand your preference for clothes. How about this, I will send you a few styles, you pick the right one, and I will find someone to make it for you."
Wodi shook his tail thoughtfully, thinking that there must be something fishy about this guy's attentiveness, so he simply ignored him and followed his fingers with his eyes. After a moment, he pounced on him with a meow, biting Zhang San's palm and grinding his teeth.
Zhang San had long been accustomed to the cat's quick attention shifting in the course of repeated failed conversations. Not only was he not annoyed, he was even relieved that Woody didn't bite his palm. He took a deep breath, retracted his palm, and patiently repeated his question: "So what kind of clothes do you like?"
"I'm a little kitty, what kind of clothes do you think I like?" Woody pouted, and lazily hooked Zhang San's sleeves with his claws until the clothes were loosened before stopping with satisfaction, "Of course I like to be naked."
Zhang San: “…”
He almost couldn't catch his breath.
Woody saw his distorted expression, and laughed so hard in his heart, but on the surface he still looked nonchalant. He lay on Zhang San's table, raised his feet and licked his fur. He licked diligently for a long time, then raised his head and said, "I want to eat fish."
Zhang San tried to stay calm, suppressing his urge to fight this demon cat, and pointed to the door: "The cafeteria is over there."
The ocelot said aggrievedly: "I want to eat the fat fish in the small pond over there, but Mary Sue won't let me get close."
Rolling his eyes silently, Zhang San thought to himself that if this devil cat was really so obedient, his hairline wouldn't have moved back three centimeters in just half a month.
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He was just about to tell Wodi that the fish in the pond over there were the private property of the Lord of the Heavenly Palace. Before he opened his mouth, he remembered that the Lord of the Heavenly Palace had come to him a few days ago and said in a sarcastic tone that it was great to have a cat and he should cherish it. Immediately, a plan came to his mind.
Doesn't the Lord of the Heavenly Palace think it's good to have a cat? Then let Wodi torment him and see if he still thinks it's a good thing to let this demon cat be the leader of the elite team!
Besides, this can also distract Wodi's attention, at least to prevent him from going out to cause trouble. Moreover, the master of the Heavenly Palace is an internal member of the Biluo Organization, so there will be no information leakage or diplomatic issues, and it also saves me from following behind the cat every day to clean up the mess.
"The fish in that pond are not ordinary koi, but the descendants of spirit fish. They are fresh and tender, rare and delicious. They are specially given to the master of the Heavenly Palace by the sword master. No one else can get close to them," Zhang San approached the cat mysteriously and urged, "I have a good way to let you eat the fish, but you have to promise first that no matter whether you succeed or not, you will not betray me."
The cat's ears moved slightly, and Woody looked at him with wide eyes. After hesitating for a moment, he nodded reluctantly.
This cat rarely promised to do anything, but once it promised, it would basically do it. So when Zhang San saw that the cat agreed, he was overjoyed and hurriedly continued, "It's actually very simple. Since it belongs to the Lord of the Heavenly Palace, the Lord of the Heavenly Palace naturally has the final say. As long as you get his consent, you can eat delicious fish, right?"
As he spoke, he gestured to Wodie and told him where the Lord of the Heavenly Temple usually worked and rested, secretly hoping that this cat would pester the Lord of the Heavenly Temple 24 hours a day.
As for whether the Lord of the Heavenly Palace would agree to give the koi to Wodi, that is absolutely impossible. This descendant of the spiritual fish is a treasure that the Lord of the Heavenly Palace uses to practice and advance. He usually protects it like the apple of his eye. He and Wodi have no vested interests, so how could he give such a precious thing to him.
This move of diverting trouble to others was really brilliant, and he was worthy of being the master of Xuan Palace - Zhang San praised himself happily.
Woody tilted his head and looked confused, but in his mind he was already hugging the cat toy and singing Good Luck.
"It really is a piece of cake," he said excitedly, "I was just wondering if rashly targeting the Heavenly Palace Master would arouse suspicion, but Zhang San actually gave me such a big excuse!"
[And the fish is really delicious! ]
Cat toys focus on something else entirely.
[When you get the right to use the Koi with spiritual fish blood in that pond, I will teach you how to purify the spiritual fish blood. I guarantee that it will be delicious and full of spiritual energy. Eating one is equivalent to eating half a pound of evil dragon meat!]
They chattered in their minds for a long time, and when they came to their senses, they looked at Zhang San again, as if they were looking at a scapegoat who had volunteered to take the blame. The leopard cat licked his paws and used the gesture of lowering his head to wash his face to hide his triumphant smile: "So the big fat fish in the pond is the rare property of the Lord of the Heavenly Palace?"
Zhang San: "That's right! Only the Lord of the Heavenly Palace can decide whether they stay or go!"
So go and find trouble with the Lord of the Heavenly Palace!
Woody: “Oh, I see.”
He smiled sweetly, which made Zhang San feel uneasy.
However, before Zhang San could speak again, he jumped up lightly and rushed out of the Xuan Palace like the wind. In an instant, another head popped out from the door of the palace, and the beautiful cat eyes blinked at Zhang San: "Don't worry, I will never betray you!"
Zhang San: “…”
He suddenly had a bad feeling.
Because of this feeling of uneasiness, he was worried the whole day, sitting nervously in the hall and sending people to inquire about Wodie's whereabouts. As a result, the itinerary reported showed that this heartless cat ran to the cafeteria to eat a lot after leaving Xuan Palace, and then went to the training ground to watch the excitement. He snatched the coach's job to train the members of the detachment organized by Biluo. Anyway, when you count them carefully, he didn't do any real work, but just ate, drank, had fun and got free money.
Zhang San felt inexplicably that his life was worse than that of a kitten and he became dizzy with anger.
He left the table with a wave of his sleeves: "Well, this stupid cat can't do anything useful. I'll go back to my room and rest. If anything else happens, please contact me."
Several members of the Xuan Palace responded in unison.
However, just as Zhang San stepped out of the hall and took a breath of fresh air, a member of the Biluo organization came running over. He was so fast that the Satan mask on his face was crooked, revealing his unshaven chin: "Master Zhang! Our Lord asks you to go to the training ground--"
Zhang San's heart skipped a beat, and he tried to look dignified. He turned to look at the man, recognizing him as a member of the Yellow Palace where Mary Sue was, and asked in a deep voice, "What's the matter? It's getting late now. If you don't have anything serious to do, you might as well wait until tomorrow."
If he confronted the Lord of the Heavenly Palace, he might feel guilty, but he did not instigate Wodi to go to the Yellow Palace to cause trouble. It is impossible that this cat has such great destructive power that it would offend several major palaces in a short time, right?
The members of the Biluo Organization said in panic, "His Highness Wodi is still standing in the training ground, saying that he wants to challenge the position of the Lord of the Heavenly Palace. Now the Lords of the other three palaces have arrived, and the swordsman is on the way."
Zhang San took a breath of cold air.
He didn't bother to pretend anymore. He shook his clothes and didn't care that it was already midnight and the moon was high in the sky. He ran to the training ground in a hurry, cursing in his heart as he ran.
Challenging the position of the Lord of the Heavenly Palace, that demon cat could only think of it! If the Lord of the Heavenly Palace was really that easy to defeat, why would he instigate Wodi to torment the Lord of the Heavenly Palace, and why not challenge him himself!
The key point is that this cat lost the battle, not only does he have to bear the medical expenses, but he will also be accused by everyone of not disciplining him properly. Not only will he not get any benefits, but he will also most likely be hated by the Lord of the Heavenly Palace. So can't Wodi think like a normal person and keep pestering the Lord of the Heavenly Palace to give him a fish? !
The other side.
On the training ground.
The night was dark and it was already very late. Most of the members of the Biluo organization who remained in the base were ready to wash up and rest. However, this also meant that they had no training or work tasks. After hearing that the cat demon was going to challenge the position of the master of the Heavenly Palace, they all flocked out to the training ground to watch the show.
In addition, declaring war on the Palace Master was the first time even in the Biluo Organization. The cat demon Wodi had made a name for himself in the Biluo Organization by completing three difficult tasks beautifully. Compared with the last time he challenged for the position of captain of the elite team, this time there were almost ten times more spectators. If the emergency news had not spread, it is estimated that people from the puppet master and the ghost master would have come to watch the fun.
Among all the people who were watching the fun, the Lord of Tiandian had the worst expression - it was not that he felt that Wodi could really threaten his position, but that the cat had just stood in the middle of the training ground with its hands on its hips, criticizing everything from Tiandian's training style for its members to the Lord of Tiandian's personal style, scolding this rather proud Lord so badly that he almost chopped the cat with a knife.
"I'm right," Wodi whispered to Cat Toy, "The training of the detachment members is actually an elimination system. Every half a month, they have to start the killing mode in a simulated combat environment until the death toll exceeds three. This is too inhumane!"
[Are you expecting the Biluo organization, which raises and matures ordinary slaves as sacrifices, to have humanity?]
Cat toys are funny.
[This is less likely than cats not being cute anymore!]
Wodi blinked, feeling that what Cat Toy said made sense, and stopped dwelling on it. He tilted his head to look at the Master of Xuandian, Zhang San, who came over breathlessly, and the swordsman who was strolling leisurely behind him.
This was the first time that Wodie saw the swordsman's true face.
Different from what one might imagine, he did not carry a heavy sword on his back, nor did he lack the cool and heroic spirit of the swordsmen in martial arts films. Even the white clothes he wore did not look ethereal, but were wrinkled, making him look more like a ghost hiding in the closet ready to scare people.
Hidden under her long black hair were a pair of sinister and resentful triangular eyes. Her pale skin and thin pointed chin made her look shaky, as if she had not slept for several days. She was so weak that she didn't look like a strong person who could wield a sword.
"You want to challenge the Lord of the Heavenly Palace?" She asked faintly, her voice hazy and ethereal, "Why the Lord of the Heavenly Palace?"
Woody: “…”
Is this really a swordsman and not a ghost master? She really looks like a female ghost!
The author has something to say:
The three masters of the Azure Sky are gradually emerging (rubbing hands). When I was making the outline, the three parts I was most looking forward to writing about were: the first was Kong Xiuwen’s father, and the second was the three masters of the Azure Sky. Hehehe (
I won’t spoil the third part at the end hhh)
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