Then Zheng Shu thought of the other party's appearance.
I see! It's the Thunder God! Zheng Shu suddenly understood.
At the moment when he was distracted, the man had already put his hand on his shoulder. The next moment, Zheng Shu felt a flash before his eyes, and in the blink of an eye he was standing in the bustling city.
"Fuck, Apparition!" Zheng Shu blurted out.
"Hmm?" The man looked at him inquiringly.
Zheng Shu, however, didn't care about the other party's doubts. In fact, he felt that he was almost living a life of doubt. "Oh my god, brother, you are such a typical Oriental, how come you are cast in a variety show for the UK and the US?"
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"So, your name is Luo Jiujiang." Zheng Shu sat on the bed expressionlessly, summarizing, "You and your husband were getting a divorce, and since you were both cultivators, you just started fighting to resolve it. As a result, you accidentally created a wormhole and sucked you here."
Luo Jiujiang burst out laughing when he heard it.
"Are all the people here so... blunt in their speech? Is that typical?" He shook his head helplessly. "I didn't argue with Qianling. We don't argue, let alone... divorce. We were just having a little sparring, and I didn't expect it to get a little loud."
At this moment, Luo Jiujiang was holding a bar of chocolate. He didn't know what his friend "Xue Zi" had instilled in him, but he seemed to be extremely interested in all kinds of modern junk food.
Zheng Shu thought: Here we have a lot of different people. If you think I look familiar, it’s probably because your friend “Xue Zi” is just like me, with a low IQ and a bad mouth.
However, it must be admitted that Zheng Shu felt much more relaxed after realizing that the Immortal Luo was very easygoing towards him because he loved the whole family.
Honestly, Zheng Shu fancied himself a modern-day Conan, shrewdly seeing through all the truth: for example, the phrase "leisurely exchange" was just a euphemism for domestic violence. If they hadn't fought so hard that the sky and the earth collapsed, how much of a coincidence would it have taken for them to create a wormhole?
However, it was not until he was hit by reality that Zheng Shu finally understood: There is a kind of strength in the world called true strength. The power of time and space can be used casually during sparring.
At that moment, Zheng Shu, who had always thought he was writing a Lunar New Year comedy, suddenly thought he had accidentally entered a comic about a middle school boy.
——Seriously, is this guy still human?
Oh, one of them is not really a human, but a dragon.
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As a time traveler, Zheng Shu could fully understand the other person's curiosity. So, he spent a good while playing with this alien visitor, playing with a magical faucet that automatically dispensed water, a large white box that stored cold air, a whirring box that sprayed both hot and cold air, a thin rectangle that could float various brightly colored images, and even a small spring that could coil and absorb water (it was a toilet, Zheng Shu said helplessly).
But he couldn't understand why this alien visitor was so calm. He didn't seem at all anxious about leaving his hometown, and his attitude of viewing the various facilities and supplies in the house was as leisurely as if he was traveling.
——You have to know that this is not just crossing provinces, countries or hemispheres, this is basically crossing the entire world. Maybe it is even more difficult than flying from Earth to Mars!
Luo Jiujiang's answer to this question is quite reasonable and well-founded.
"It's okay, Qianling will come find me," the mysterious figure replied with a smile, cradling his long sword. He had originally been dressed in black, carrying a silver sword, and with his hair tied up in a bun, he looked energetic and high-spirited, a legendary figure in the martial arts world. But now, he was wearing a baggy new T-shirt that Zheng Shu had found, and some unopened floral beach pants that Zheng Shu had bought as a travel souvenir. With his long hair loose, he looked even a little funny.
Just as Zheng Shu had judged, Luo Jiujiang was indeed a casual person. Honestly, he was a bit surprised when he heard him proactively ask, "Let me try on your clothes." He had assumed that ancient people would be the kind of people who thought, "It's uncivilized to ask me to show my arms and legs."
"Then why not go find him?" Zheng Shuqi asked.
"Because it's fun." Luo Jiujiang happily pressed the spring mattress under his palm. "Your place is really interesting. I want Qianling to come and see it. Maybe next time we can achieve a similar result, the passage we open won't lead to this world?"
Seeing Zheng Shu's eyes turning into mosquito coils, Luo Jiujiang sympathetically changed the subject: "I heard you have some fun games here? It's said that you use birds as cannonballs to shoot pigs, right? And the plants can spit fire and ice balls?"
Zheng Shu paused for a moment before realizing he was talking about Angry Birds and Plants vs. Zombies. "Oh, we have these two games. Wait for me to download them for you... But they're not popular anymore. They were from that era, maybe ten years ago."
"It's out of date." Luo Jiujiang said dejectedly.
It's true that appearances are misleading. Even though Zheng Shu already knew that this handsome guy in beach pants sitting cross-legged on the bed was a ruthless man who could tear iron sheets with ease, his brain still went blank for a moment when he saw his disappointed expression.
When he came to his senses, Luo Jiujiang had already played all the games including PUBG, King of Glory, Minecraft, Dead by Daylight, etc.
Zheng Shu was still downloading the fifty-sixth game installation package for him.
Zheng Shu: “…”
"Oh, right." Luo Jiujiang turned his head as if remembering something. "I also heard that you have a package of animated Longyang Erotica pictures for viewing. Thirty copies for five cents?"
Zheng Shu: “…”
Zheng Shu: "...What did Xue Zi tell you?"
"So it really exists?"
“…”
On this memorable afternoon, Zheng Shu, an absolutely straight man with a straight body, actually learned how to download adult movies.
Thirty volumes.
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