If he had said this alone, Luo Jiujiang, with his understanding of modern times, might have mistaken him for Zheng Shu's bodyguard. However, when combined with his previous nonsense about "dry roads and waterways", the meaning was very unpleasant.
Luo Jiujiang sighed slowly.
"Twenty-eight years," he said with a sigh, "you are the first person who could misunderstand me in this way."
You have to know that the misunderstandings he suffered in the past were mostly due to the same reasons as Zheng Shu, who believed that he might have had some kind of ambiguous relationship with his friends. Usually, in the gossip on the streets, he was the one who had the harem.
"I know a little bit about the conflict between you and Zheng Shu." Luo Jiujiang spoke to Chen Danfeng earnestly: "From the facts alone, I think Zheng Shu is wrong. But now that I have seen you in person, I think you deserve it."
Chen Danfeng was so angry at Luo Jiujiang's attitude and words that he almost died. On the other hand, Zheng Shu watched the excitement and laughed so hard that he almost squatted on the ground.
"You fucking bastard—" Chen Danfeng's temper flared up, and without a second thought, he unleashed a curse. He was indeed rather spoiled, and when he got angry, he didn't care about the public occasion. He simply raised his leg and kicked, intending to give Luo Jiujiang a kick in the gut first, to teach him his place.
Against an opponent of this caliber, Luo Jiujiang didn't even need to bat an eyelid. He lazily raised his wrist, and in the blink of an eye, he first pinned Chen Danfeng's calf, then his ankle. With a light, fluttering swing of his arm, he spun Chen Danfeng backwards, a 360-degree windmill, like a backflip.
Even Chen Danfeng himself couldn't react. How did he go from kicking someone to sitting down on the sofa?
Luo Jiujiang's movements were like a juggler's, so fast and steady that they were dazzling. Not only did no one present react, but the two sales ladies even turned their backs and didn't see it.
By the time they heard the screams and turned around, everything was over.
Chen Danfeng sat on the sofa, looking up at Luo Jiujiang blankly, his expression filled with questions like "Who are you?", "Where am I?", and "What the hell just happened?" Zheng Shu accidentally met his gaze and noticed that he was asking for help. For a moment, he actually felt a little sorry for him.
"You, you..." Chen Danfeng stuttered for a long time, and finally asked weakly, pitifully and helplessly: "Are you a martial artist?"
Zheng Shu: “…”
Although Zheng Shu has always been labeled as "idiotic" and "shockingly stupid", at this moment, he actually felt a sense of superiority in terms of IQ over Chen Danfeng.
"Okay, Brother Luo, let's not bother with him. Let's go." Zheng Shu hurriedly swiped his card, walked back to Luo Jiujiang, and patted him on the shoulder.
After Luo Jiujiang finished swiping Chen Danfeng, he didn't even stand there to watch him dazed. He'd done this little thing casually. While everyone was stunned, he actually went into the locker room and changed his clothes, quite quickly.
"Yeah." Since Chen Danfeng was already confused, Luo Jiujiang certainly wouldn't bother a mere mortal. He took the designer handbag from the clerk and politely thanked her.
After the two of them walked out of the store, Zheng Shu finally couldn't help but whisper to Luo Jiujiang: "Brother Luo, the power you just displayed was actually quite astonishing."
Luo Jiujiang raised his eyebrows: "Seriously? But I saw someone in your... 'web drama' jump over the wall with one foot?"
"...That's a martial arts drama, requiring wirework. Humans can't normally pull off that kind of feat," Zheng Shu muttered silently. However, considering that the cultivation world might be more accustomed to physical exertion, he added, "Here, given the strength of an average male, if you can swing that bitch around with your bare hands, that's perfectly normal."
Luo Jiujiang nodded, as if he understood something.
"Oh, right," Zheng Shu was clearly still excited. He simply gave Luo Jiujiang a quick reminder before remarking on Chen Danfeng's awful demeanor: "He's so rude. Brother Luo, why didn't you teach him a lesson?"
"It's not right to bully the weak." Luo Jiujiang replied, "Besides, you were the one who made the mistake first."
"...Ahem." Zheng Shu coughed awkwardly. "Well, he's the type that makes people want to pry him off... Of course, there won't be a next time. But he's more cowardly than I thought. How could he be so scared just by you, Master, spinning around like that?"
"Huh? I didn't just spin him once." Luo Jiujiang replied calmly, "I spun him ten times in that instant. Perhaps your eyesight wasn't good enough, so you mistakenly thought I only spun him once."
Zheng Shu: “…”
"What's wrong? Why are you looking at me like that?"
"Great, Great Immortal...were you a centrifuge or an egg beater in your previous life?"
Luo Jiujiang, who had seen the egg beater in the kitchen that morning, said: "..."
"Oh, no—" Zheng Shu suddenly realized, turned around, pulled Luo Jiujiang, and ran back to the store: "I have to buy your self-generating rotating surveillance camera. If it gets posted online, you'll definitely be a hot topic!"
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