After the haircut, Luo Jiujiang shook his head, which had become noticeably lighter, and looked at the shining floor with a look of regret. He pondered for a long time as he looked at the hair scattered on the ground, and finally made a request: "Can I take the hair I cut off with me?"
Teacher Tony showed an expression of empathy and understanding. He said with regret from the bottom of his heart, "If I had known, I wouldn't have cut so much for you."
"It's okay, it's okay." Luo Jiujiang was quite open-minded about the matter. "I'll have to get a haircut sooner or later. After all, I'm here now."
Zheng Shu: “…” No, is this also popular in your world of immortal cultivation?
Luo Jiujiang's hair was cleaned and put into a bag, which was then handed to him by Tony, a teacher who felt that they had met too late. As Zheng Shu walked downstairs with the club's 10% discount membership card, he couldn't help but ask, "How about I ask someone to make a wig for you, Master?"
Luo Jiujiang was stunned: "No need to go through so much trouble? I'll just take it down and burn it directly."
Zheng Shu: "Then great god, you return!"
Luo Jiujiang spoke frankly, "I was careless. I forgot my physical condition before I came here. He was able to succeed before because I imbued the scissors with spiritual energy. If I had left the hair there, I'm afraid he might have experimented again on a whim. If he couldn't cut it, it would have been suspicious."
Zheng Shu's spirits perked up when he heard this, and his eyes immediately changed when he looked at the bag in Luo Jiujiang's hand: "Given your current physical condition, besides being extra strong, does your hair have any other benefits?"
Luo Jiujiang looked at him in surprise: "What effect do you want?"
"Just the effects of ordinary natural treasures? For example, they can be used as medicine, or they can enhance male sexual function..."
"..." Luo Jiujiang was speechless at his imagination. He thought, "I'm not a large humanoid self-propelled tiger whip. Your expectations of me are a bit too much." He could only silently hand the small bag of his hair to Zheng Shu.
"Aside from being incredibly tough, it doesn't seem to have much use. If you really want it, you can ask someone knowledgeable to weave you into some soft armor. Wear it on your body and no sword or gun can harm you."
At this point, Luo Jiujiang was really worried, so he added: "It really is just ordinary hair, and it tastes like hair. Don't use it to make soup with kidneys."
Zheng Shu: “…” So, this immortal from outer space is always so down-to-earth.
Zheng Shu took the bag and carefully found a safe place to put it in the car. He then breathed a sigh of relief. He announced the next destination: "Luo Ge, let's go to the movies next?"
Luo Jiujiang had no objection: "That's great, I've heard about this for a long time."
"Is it really that famous?" Zheng Shu casually chimed in, starting the car. He took just two steps when he felt something was wrong and slammed his foot on the brakes. "Wait, Luo Ge, when did you first know about the movie? Yesterday?"
If one really took this statement literally, if Luo Jiujiang had really heard about the movie a long time ago, then the only way he knew about it was obviously through that Xue Zi, and that Xue Zi...
Just as Zheng Shu was feeling a sense of foreboding, Luo Jiujiang calmly and naturally asked, "Why, aren't the animated dragon and spring palace pictures here called movies?"
Zheng Shu: “…”
Sure enough! He knew it!!!
Zheng Shu frowned, thinking bitterly: I must never let that wicked Xue Zi see me again in this life!!!
…
It took Zheng Shu quite a while to explain to Luo Jiujiang the differences between "movies", "short movies", "micro-movies", "videos", "short videos" and "pornographic films".
Fortunately, as a country bumpkin from another world, Luo Jiujiang found everything new and interesting, and his sentiments and personality were also very noble. His original intention was just to see the specialties of this world, and he was not obsessed with vulgarity and obscenity.
Otherwise, Zheng Shu really didn't know what to do - if small movies were that kind of movies, then what were big movies? Would he invite two people to come and perform passionately on the spot?
If this matter gets out, he will just have to wait for the annual August 18th meeting, and then watch the police come to his house and invite him to drink tea for five yuan a pack.
Having learned from the previous shopping and haircut incidents, Zheng Shu didn't dare take Luo Jiujiang to the cinema this time. This immortal was impeccable in both character and personality. The only problem was that he was from out of town and didn't quite follow the local thinking patterns. The theater would be dark, and if he caused a stampede, the two of them would probably end up making headlines.
Why, ever since I met Luo Jiujiang, has his life always been oscillating between entertainment headlines and social news? Is he addicted?
Zheng Shu made a phone call to confirm the approximate time and location with a private cinema at a friend's leisure club, then turned the car in that direction. In modern society, watching a movie is just a common entertainment activity, so Zheng Shu didn't take it too seriously. However, Luo Jiujiang rubbed his fingers and asked if he needed to make any preparations.
"Prepare?" Zheng Shu was a little confused. He asked vigilantly, "What preparations?" Master, he wants to buy condoms or something, right? Then given Master's physique, does he have to prepare a box of extra-large edition with extra quantity?
Luo Jiujiang was naturally not that outrageous: "I heard that people usually have snacks when watching movies?"
"Oh, you mean that." Zheng Shu suddenly realized, "Yes, Luo Ge, you want popcorn, cola, potato chips, red wine, etc. That place has them. I just ordered a fruit plate in the private room."
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