The melon farmers' faces were filled with joy of harvest. Just as they were preparing to pick and divide the abundant fruits, a new melon farmer came running from a distance, waving his hat!
"No picking, no picking!" The new melon farmer ran closer and took a closer look. It turned out to be a Luo fan who wanted to carry 120 golden chrysanthemums with him all the time. He said firmly -
"I have contracted this melon field!"
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There are also classic children's songs:
Sit in rows and share the fruits;
One for you, one for me
The fruit can be divided.
All the melons belong to me.
Amen, Aqian, a cucumber rack
Anen, Anen, the green land has just sprouted
I, Luo, carry that heavy shell on my back.
Climb up step by step
There are two orioles on the tree.
Ah ha ha ha, laughing at him
It's still early for cucumbers to ripen.
What are you doing here now?
Ah Huang and Ah Li, please don't laugh.
It will be mature when I climb up~
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One day, Luo Fen saw Aladdin’s magic lamp, and the genie said, I can grant you one wish.
Luo fans made a wish: I hope all the melons in the world will belong to me!
So Luo fans got Guapi, Guasong and Nikui
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Hahaha why is it Ni Kui
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Go back upstairs, because Ni Kui is a melon seed
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Also, for example, the riddle: Luofen Mountain drinking water - guess a painting
Answer: Frog sounds come from mountain springs ten miles away
Basic formula: 1 Xie Jianhuan = 1 melon, 1 Yue Qinghui = 0.6 melon, 1 Dong Shuangyu = 1.1 melon, 1 You Su = 1.5 melon, 1 Zhen Shuangliu = 1.7 melon, 1 Chen Yuan = 0.9 melon, 1 Yin Bansi = 0.1 melon, and Jin Gua Han Qianling = 2 melons.
As for Ni Kui, he is mentally retarded and not worthy of being called a melon, he is only worthy of being called a melon rind.
So later on, a two-part allegorical saying was derived from the basic formula: Han Qianling comes out to fight—Dinggua (melon) gua (melon)
Later, that historical drama was made into a big production, because the cast and crew were unfortunately filled by Luo Jiujiang's friends, so the good "Seven Heroes of the Warring States" was called "Dividing the World".
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Haha ...
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Ni Kui is at the bottom of the food chain of the entire Star Edition. Didn’t Luo fans have Jinju at that time? “Others beat me, I beat Ni Kui”
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During that time, the Star Forum was chattering all the time, so much so that when I went to the forum, I thought I had raised a bunch of toads online.
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Speaking of the craziest time, I remember that the word "melon" even had a special entry for its meaning in Baidu Encyclopedia: Luo Jiujiang...
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Ward Tian...
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Of course, at that time, the star version of the homepage was filled with idioms.
Analysis: Luo Jiujiang goes downstairs every day to buy a pack of cigarettes and encounters ten men designated as melons.
You reap what you sow. Analysis: In spring, Luo Jiujiang sowed a handful of melon seeds. In autumn, Luo Jiujiang harvested a bunch of Han Qianling, Zhen Shuangliu, Xie Jianhuan and You Su.
The year of breaking the melon, analysis: It's time for me, Luo Jiujiang, to pick a melon from the melon field to hype and break the deadlock. Let's see which melon is so lucky.
Don't accept shoes in a melon field: When you pass by Luo Jiujiang's harem, remember not to hand over your shoes, otherwise you can't run away and wait to stay and become a new melon.
Born, analysis: There was a loud noise in the sky, and Luo Jiujiang and his partner appeared one after another
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Hahahaha I can't take it anymore, I laughed out loud on the way to work, hahahaha you guys are gonna make me die of laughter
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So the frog's call is so loud, how did this version become the lotus version.
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Regarding this question, I suggest you ask the Luo fans who are persecuting her family all over the world
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Ask Luo Fan
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Really, at that time, it seemed that Daohuaxiangli might become the final winner, with the votes far ahead of others. This version was almost going to become the world's largest online rice planting base. As a result, Luo fans made a wave of "slutty" "operations" and gave away heads, causing Bailianhua to become the dark horse in the vote. The latecomer won, and I will regret this for the rest of my life.
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Yes, I remember that Luo fans made a particularly elaborate long Weibo post detailing the unfair treatment her family had received. The internet troll army mobilized and circulated over 100,000 shares, which was nothing. The problem was that the relationship between Weibo fan groups happened to be a hot social issue at the time, and then that Weibo post was made into a news report on CCTV as a typical case. Although it was censored, who couldn't tell who was who...
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Luo Jiujiang, the first star to be promoted to the CCTV-level white lotus by his own fans, is miserable.
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The fan groups of each family are very excited. The white lotus flowers of other families are still struggling in the embryonic stage, but your white lotus flowers are not only forming buds, but also blooming.
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Luo Jiujiang, the first star to be nailed to the throne of the White Lotus Emperor by his own fans (.
Five years later, Lao Hei reviewed Luo Jiujiang's history of making a fortune and couldn't help but say something for him...Luo Jiujiang, miserable (.
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The key point is that history has proven that Luo Jiujiang is not a white lotus or a little charmer at all, he is a comedian who tells crosstalk!
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Didn't everyone go crazy then?
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Joke, like not being crazy right now.
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