The Buddhist cultivators watching all stared wide-eyed at Pangu and Kuafu with disbelief. It seemed that there was something wrong with these two.
At this moment, Kuafu wiped his forehead and thought to himself, "Am I going to die here? Pangu is too strong, his realm is so much higher than mine!"
"No, I can't die. Brrr, I've had enough of this act, how can I die?"
Kuafu's will to survive was so strong at this moment that it was like a tinderbox meeting a raging fire!
"Ding! Well done, host..."
"Come on, with your lying and acting skills, fooling this big guy should be a piece of cake, right?"
"You overestimate me. Do you really think the Great God Pangu is so easily fooled?"
"You can have your blood drawn because Pangu was imprisoned by that mysterious person. Otherwise, what right do you have to draw his blood?"
system:"……"
"Ding! Host, I am one of the top figures in the system industry, so my brothers all give me some face, which is why I was able to release the Great God Pangu, but only for three hours."
"As long as you are not killed by the Great God Pangu within three hours, you can survive!"
Upon hearing this, Kuafu calmed himself down, then smiled and looked up at the Great God Pangu in the sky. He cupped his hands and said, "Senior, a long, long time ago, I met an old Taoist in white robes. He told me that I was destined for greatness, that my success was built on the bones of countless others, and that I would inevitably walk the path of invincibility, stepping over the corpses of countless geniuses to reach the pinnacle!"
"At the time, I just thought this person might not be very bright. As he was leaving, he slipped me a small red bottle."
"After that, I returned to the tribe. That night, I felt very uneasy. Before going to sleep, I silently recited your name, and then I drifted off to sleep with peace of mind and comfort."
"However, in the middle of the night, I was suddenly awakened by a clap of thunder!"
"You know, I'm terrified of thunder. Whenever there's thunder, I start trembling all over!"
The powerful Pangu asked impatiently, "And then?"
"Did you open that little red bottle?"
"And who is that old Taoist priest in white?"
"You...you're a member of the Witch Clan, how could you be afraid of lightning?"
Upon hearing this, Kuafu squatted down on the ground, rubbed his handsome face with both hands, and said with melancholy, "This thunder is not the same as that thunder."
"Just as I was thinking of going to find Miss Houtu and borrowing her warm embrace to sleep for one night, I heard a ballad ring out in the sky."
What kind of folk song is that?
The great god Pangu asked in shock, "Isn't it thundering? Why is a folk song playing?"
Everyone looked on with anticipation.
Clearly, Kuafu's storytelling style has piqued everyone's curiosity.
Kuafu sighed and said, "Even today, when I recall this song, my stomach still churns!"
"Senior, I humbly request to sing you a song!"
"Everyone, please listen carefully!"
He flew into the sky, his hands behind his back, his long black hair spinning.
"Thunderclap! This heaven-reaching cultivation level, the Heaven-Stopping Earth-Sinking Purple-Gold Hammer!"
"Purple Lightning, Mysterious Flames, Nine Heavens Hanging Sword, Earth-Shattering Change"
Dark clouds gallop across the battlefield, howling amidst the misty rain.
Love has always left only regrets.
I held the crescent blade.
Heaven and earth collapsed, a breathtaking sight.
I've seized the power.
Slaying immortals and Buddhas to cultivate into a demon
The sword was drawn, and blood flowed profusely.
The Tai Chi Eight Trigrams, Heaven and Earth, all things, stars, and destiny are revealed.
Stepping on the towering pillar
Fighting amidst a million soldiers to extinguish the smoke of battle!
The song was not yet over.
Kuafu thought to himself, "System, how much time has passed?"
"Ding! Host, one hour remaining!"
Kuafu rubbed his head, gave a forced smile, and then looked at the great god Pangu, who immediately froze.
The image shows the great god Pangu wielding his Pangu Axe, his body twisting and turning in the sky. As for how he moves his waist so gracefully, please refer to the Axe Gang leader in Kung Fu Hustle, that guy who loves to dance...
"Sigh, what did you hear?"
"Kid, keep singing, this song is excellent!"
The great god Pangu's gaze revealed appreciation.
Kuafu: "..."
"Sing! Keep singing!"
A series of frenzied shouts erupted from the mouths of the people of the Bright Moon Buddhist Kingdom.
Kuafu glanced at the crowd below and said, "No way..."
"Their taste is absolutely superb."
Kuafu laughed awkwardly.
So, he performed the once-popular online shout-rap song from his previous life, sung by Liu Dao (Thunderclap!).
In this unfamiliar fantasy world, it once again swept the world.
"Thunderclap, with this level of cultivation, I can't help but give that bastard a good whack!"
The song has ended.
The great god Pangu sighed, "A song that breaks my heart, where in the world can I find a kindred spirit?"
"I never imagined that such a beautiful sound could exist in the world."
Upon hearing this, Kuafu nodded and said, "Great God Pangu, this junior has a small request."
"Kid, just tell me, and I'll do whatever I can for you!"
Upon hearing this, Kuafu immediately became respectful and bowed again, saying, "Very well, I never expected that you would appreciate me so much, senior. After this matter is settled, I will definitely play some even more beautiful music for you!"
"Senior, please believe me. I once visited a mythical immortal realm, a realm far beyond anything that the primordial wilderness or chaos can compare to!"
"That's a world where everyone is like a dragon!"
"If you're willing, senior, I'll tell you all this, but there's a condition..."
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