Chapter 1 Bound to the melon-eating system
"Dinosaurs resist wolves, wolves resist, dinosaurs resist wolves, wolves resist!"
"I don't have k, I don't have k..."
"Hey, I buy k, I buy k"
"biU biU biU biU"
Wei Yinuo had just heard other people's gossip from the maids and was humming a song all the way to the house happily.
I felt so happy!
Well, I ate several big melons today! Not bad, not bad!
But the young man from Mr. Li's family has a delicate skin, fair skin and beautiful appearance. I didn't expect that he was taken away by the rough man selling meat on the street. It's such a waste of such a good skin, what a pity!
And the little son of Wang, the shopkeeper, was actually born to the illegitimate brother of the cousin of the wife of the eldest son he had with his concubine, who was born to him by his legal wife. Oh my god, this relationship is so confusing that it will take them several days to sort it out.
Hahaha, so funny, it really made me laugh to death!
Wei Yinuo was hopping along on her short legs. At this moment, a voice suddenly rang in her mind,
[The melon-eating system is bound. Please choose whether to agree or not.]
This sudden voice scared her so much that she immediately retracted her short legs that had just stepped out.
Wei Yinuo: ??? What? Melon-eating system? What the hell is this? Is it what I understand?
Yes, Wei Yinuo is a time traveler, and she was born into this world.
In her previous life, her fate was not very good. Her parents did not get along well. They had been arguing since she could remember. When she was 10 years old, they finally couldn't argue anymore and divorced.
The court awarded her to her father, but her father soon found a stepmother for her.
With a stepmother, her biological father also became a stepfather. From then on, her only wish was to grow up quickly and leave this home.
After finally escaping from this sea of suffering, she finally graduated from college and found a job to support herself, but she found an extremely hard job.
996 is already a luxury for her!
During the busiest time, she worked until one or two in the morning every day and sometimes worked without a day off for one or two months!
So, on a night when she was working overtime, Wei Yinuo suddenly felt dizzy and died suddenly!
When she woke up again, she was in this ancient world.
Because she had read a lot of time-travel stories in her previous life, she knew that travelers usually have a system or something.
And those systems are usually super invincible and powerful.
Travelers with this system are like cheats, and they live a super cool and awesome life from then on.
So the moment she traveled to this world and opened her eyes, the first thing she did was to wait to see if she would be given a system.
Unfortunately, no system appeared after waiting for a long time.
At first, Wei Yinuo did feel a little disappointed, thinking that she had traveled to a lonely place and had nothing.
But later she found that even if she didn't have a system, she could still lie down in this ancient time. The home behind her was her greatest confidence.
That's right, her father is the Grand Tutor, one of the Three Dukes, a first-rank official, and is highly regarded by the current emperor. Her mother is the legitimate daughter of the Duke of Ning, and has a noble status.
Moreover, her parents have a very good relationship. In this ancient time when people often have three wives and four concubines, her father actually only married her mother, and there were no concubines or aunts.
Naturally, there were no jealous concubines or aunts in her family, and the whole family has always been harmonious.
Wei Yinuo is the youngest daughter in the family. She has two older brothers and an older sister, and they all love her very much.
With such a family background, it is simply the kind of life she has always dreamed of in her previous life, the kind of life where she was born on the top of the mountain!
So she didn't want to work hard at all in this life, and just wanted to eat and wait for death and lie down.
And she has done so in the past ten years. Her
daily life is eating, drinking, moving a small stool to eat melon seeds and melons, and reading some pornographic novels. She lives a happy life, just like a god.
Among these hobbies, Wei Yinuo loves eating melons the most. Before eating melons every time, she would carry a large bag of melon seeds and sit in the gathering place of maids and women from various families. She is responsible for providing melon seeds and others are responsible for providing melons.
In this way, everyone gets what they need and everyone gets along very happily.
Especially those maids and women, they like this melon owner very much, because this melon owner is not only good-looking, but also very generous, and always ensures that there are enough melon seeds.
Not only that, this melon owner is also very kind. After eating the melon, he always believes that it is better to enjoy it alone than to share it with others, and he never reveals even a little bit of it to others.
Therefore, Wei Yinuo is also well-known in front of this group of maids and old women.
Whenever they have melons, they like to talk to Wei Yinuo about it.
In this way, it doesn’t matter whether there is a system or not.
Unexpectedly, 13 years later, another system suddenly appeared, and it was still a melon-eating system.
Wei Yinuo didn’t have much hope at first, but out of curiosity, she chose to [agree].
As soon as this thought came out, a voice immediately rang in Wei Yinuo’s mind:
[The melon-eating system has begun to bind...]
Wei Yinuo waited curiously, wanting to see what this system was used for.
Just as he was thinking, the voice rang again:
[The melon-eating system has been successfully bound! Now the host can start communicating with me. ]
[This system is available 24 hours a day, all year round, and is guaranteed to be available at any time! ]
Wei Yinuo hesitated for a moment and asked:
[Hello, Tongzi! Excuse me, is the melon you eat the melon I understand? ]
[It shouldn’t be a real melon, such as watermelon, winter melon, pumpkin, cantaloupe, etc. ]
After all, this is ancient times, and Wei Yinuo was afraid that there might be some misunderstandings in the language, so he hurried to confirm it as soon as possible.
System: ??? Is this host a little bit stupid? ? ?
However, considering that it was the first time they met, the system still replied politely:
[No, no, it's the kind of melon that you carry a small stool and take melon seeds to eat from the maids and old women every day.]
[It's just that the melons I know are much more than those maids and old women know, and all the melons that come out of my place are genuine!]
Wei Yinuo: [Oh my, this is great, this is great, it's tailor-made for me!]
Wei Yinuo was happy, and suddenly she thought of something, and asked quickly:
[Wait, you don't need me to do any tasks again, do you? I'm the laziest person, and I don't like to be entangled in any messy things.]
System: [No, no, you don't need to do any tasks, you just need to take me to eat more melons, and I can collect energy by myself.]
Wei Yinuo: [Collect energy? What for? 】
System: 【Of course, it's for living.】
【Oh, let's put it this way, this energy is to our system just like the food you humans eat.】
【Only by obtaining a constant supply of energy can I continue to live. Once the energy is insufficient, I may crash.】
Wei Yinuo: 【I see! I don't need to do any tasks!】
【Then we are officially forming a team today. To make it more formal, how about giving our group a name? Hmm, how about calling it "Guaguale"?】
System: ...
【Host, just be happy...】
The big melon is about to be served.
Princess, please eat the melon~~~