Chapter 15

Eunuch Cao, who saw all this, was also shocked: Why did she suddenly feel a little disgusted when she slurped?

Recorder Cui Shiguan: I knew it would be like this!

Seeing that Wei Yinuo finally woke up, Eunuch Cao returned to his seat.

Everyone: Oh my God! How big is this person's heart!

The emperor was also speechless! How deep was he sleeping!

Looking at the eyes of the people in the court looking at him, Wei Yinuo quickly asked the system in his heart:

[What's wrong? ! Why are you all looking at me? ! ]

The system didn't know what to say when seeing her like this!

System: [Don't you know that you just fell asleep in the court? ! ]

Wei Yinuo was immediately dumbfounded when he heard this! ! What! ! She actually fell asleep in the court!!!

She started to complain crazily in her heart: [System! Why didn’t you wake me up just now!!!]

System: [Do you think I didn’t wake you up? ! My saliva is almost dry from yelling, okay!! It’s a pity that you slept so soundly!! I can’t wake you up, I can’t wake you up at all!]

[To be honest, this is the first time I meet a host who can sleep as well as you! ! !]

Wei Yinuo asked quickly: [Then...then apart from falling asleep, I shouldn’t have done anything wrong, right?]

The system was no longer able to complain at this time, it said helplessly: [What do you think? ! Not only did you fall asleep just now, but you also snored! That snoring was so loud! 】

【If you don’t know, you might think it’s an earthquake! 】

Wei Yinuo: 【Ah!!! No way, no way!!! When I was watching TV before, I saw a palace maid who couldn’t help but fart in front of the palace, and then she was dragged out and beheaded! Now that I have done such a thing, will I be dragged out and beheaded? ! ! 】

Emperor Mingde: What the hell is going on! !

"Wei Yinuo, you are so brave! You dare to sleep openly in the court, do you know your crime?"

Regardless of whether he was really angry or not, after such a thing happened, Emperor Mingde always had to express his attitude.

Wei Yinuo was so scared that he fell to his knees with a plop: "Your Majesty, please forgive me! I know I was wrong!"

Wei Taifu also knelt down with him: "Please forgive me, Your Majesty. Considering that this is my first offense, please forgive her this time!"

The emperor was about to speak, Wei Yinuo: [System, it's over, I'm going to die! ! I told you that I'm not destined to work! ]

[It's only my second day at work, and I'm going to die again! So I'm eating melons at home, why do you have to catch me to work! ]

Wei Taifu: ...

This girl is determined to block all her own ways of living, right!

Emperor Mingde: So, it's all my fault!

If I didn't want to hear your voice...

Oh, forget it, the prime minister's stomach can hold a boat, and I, as an emperor, will not have to argue with a child like you.

There was no way, Emperor Mingde could only mentally prepare himself in his heart.

"Forget it, since it's your first offense, I won't pursue it! But, don't do it again next time!"

Wei Yinuo felt relieved and quickly admitted his mistake: "Thank you, Your Majesty, for your mercy! I will never do it again next time!"

[System, please check for me how to sleep without snoring! ]

Ministers:...

Did you get the point wrong? Aren't you thinking about how not to sleep in the court? Why should you sleep without snoring?

Do you think it's okay to sleep in the court?

Emperor Mingde: Forget it, forget it, do whatever you want!

Lord Song from the Imperial City Division suppressed his laughter and handed over a piece of evidence.

"Your Majesty, all the property seized from Grand Tutor Jiang's home yesterday has now been registered and put into the national treasury. Here is the list, please have a look."

Looking at this long list, Emperor Mingde's face became uglier and uglier.

"Good! Good! Very good!"

Although he had heard from Wei Yinuo and her system that Grand Tutor Jiang accepted bribes before, Emperor Mingde never thought that there would be so many? ! !

He Jiang Yang is so brave! ! !

Emperor Mingde was so angry that he punched the dragon chair directly!

Everyone was so scared that they knelt down, and Wei Yinuo was also shocked and knelt down!

[Oh my god, this sudden startled me and scared the hell out of me! 】

The emperor was angry, but when Wei Yinuo said this, he was completely defeated. He

almost couldn't help laughing out loud.

Eunuch Cao couldn't help but laugh in his heart, and at the same time, he couldn't help but give a thumbs up in his heart again.

Eunuch Cao: This little Lord Wei is really a talent!

Farting is extremely indecent for others, but in her case, it has become a good medicine to heal your majesty's emotions. This fart is really worth it!

Oh, but it seems that this should not be said like this...

Crowd: ...

So the fart just now was from little Lord Wei? ? ?

Oh my god! ! !

This fart is too smelly? ? ? It's simply poison gas! ! !

Everyone held their breath, and some ministers kneeling in the corner even secretly covered their mouths, fearing that they would be killed by the stinky fart.

Wei Yinuo also noticed everyone's strangeness and asked in confusion: [It's over, it's over, can't everyone smell the fart? ]

System: [What are you talking about? Who told you not to learn your lesson? You farted twice in the court yesterday, and you ate so many fried beans this morning, it would be strange if you didn't fart! ]

Ministers: ...

It turns out that the two stinky farts yesterday were also farted by this girl!!!

Lord Lin, the Minister of the Dali Temple, had an expression of vindication, glared at Lord Wu beside him, and whispered: "I told you, it was really not me who farted yesterday, and you still didn't believe it!"

System: [Now that’s good, you’ve finally achieved what you wanted, and you’ve become famous!]

Emperor Mingde, Ministers: Hahahaha!

Famous???

Wei Yinuo’s system is really funny, isn’t little Wei famous?!

Wei Yinuo: [Humph! In the end, it’s still my father’s fault for not letting me eat meat! If I could eat meat, who would want to eat fried beans?]

[System, tell me, is it easy for me? I just simply want to supplement some nutrition so that I can grow taller! Look at my short legs, 555~~]

System: …

You’re still a little self-aware, knowing that you’re short…

Wei Taifu: … You

’re not done yet, are you? ? ? You are greedy and want to eat fried beans, but you blame me for it. It is so unreasonable!

Emperor Mingde and his ministers: ???

It turns out that the culprit is Wei Taifu! !!!

You said that you don’t eat meat, but why are you so harsh on your daughter? ?

Look at how thin she is, oh, no, short...

and pitiful!

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