Chapter 156
The system searched silently.
Then it said: [Where does the King of Wu want to put his toes out to get some fresh air? ]
[The reason why he wears a pair of worn-out boots is purely because of the hole. ]
Everyone's ears immediately pricked up.
Including Emperor Mingde.
They all wanted to hear.
What is the King of Wu's method of hole-picking?
Could it be that he was so hole-picking that he couldn't bear to change even his official boots that had a hole?
Wei Yinuo was also very curious.
After all, the other party was not someone else.
He was a prince of the Northern Zhao Kingdom.
How much could a pair of official boots be worth?
Is it that
important? So she asked quickly: [System, please tell me what's going on? 】
When King Wu heard this, he almost spoke.
He wanted to defend himself.
How could this be called stingy! It
's clearly frugality!
How come such a good virtue has changed its meaning after the system said so?
But when he thought of what Emperor Mingde had said before.
He still held back.
At this time the system said: [It's like this. ]
[Originally, according to the system of your Northern Zhao Kingdom. ]
[Official uniforms are uniformly sewn by the weaving hall and distributed to officials of all levels. ]
[But usually the court only allocates new official uniforms when officials are newly appointed, promoted or have special needs. ]
[Usually, if the official uniform is damaged and needs to be repaired or the official needs to replace the new official uniform. ]
[Then the official needs to go to the weaving hall to buy it himself. 】
【Originally, a set of official uniforms doesn't cost much. 】
【Especially official boots. 】
【They don't cost much. 】
【But this King Wu is extremely stingy. 】
【You don't know. 】
【He has worn this pair of official boots for more than ten years. 】
【Not only that. 】
【Other ministers usually change into more comfortable shoes when they return home. 】
【But King Wu saves money. 】
【He only has this pair of shoes for the whole winter. 】
【Every day, except when he sleeps in bed, he wears this pair of boots all the time. 】
【How can they not be torn? 】
Wei Yinuo: ...
【Really? ! 】
【A pair of boots has been worn for more than ten years? And it's still the case without changing them. 】
【I have to say, the quality of these shoes is really good! 】
【If the quality is a little worse, I guess even the soles would be worn out by now~~~~】
"Puff~~~~"
"Huhahahaha~~~~"
The ministers almost couldn't help laughing out loud.
King Wu, you are not that? !
After all, you are a dignified prince of the Northern Zhao Kingdom.
How much is a pair of boots!
You are not that serious!
When Emperor Mingde heard the system say this.
His expression eased a little.
Originally, he thought that King Wu did it on purpose for him to see.
Now it seems
that his uncle is doing this because of a stingy door!
Wei Yinuo did not notice the expressions of the crowd.
She is now very curious about how this King Wu stings the door.
[System, you said that this King Wu is reluctant to change even a pair of boots. ]
[Then he must not be very generous in other aspects on weekdays, right? ]
At this point, the system's tone suddenly became excited.
[Hahahaha! ]
[Host, you don't know. ]
[I just checked. ]
[These boots are nothing to King Wu. ]
[You don't know, the outfit that King Wu is wearing now is not just a pair of shoes with holes. ]
[The socks he is wearing are also torn. ]
[And they are torn in an outrageous way. ]
[There are a total of 7 holes on the ten toes. ]
[In addition, there are two holes on the heels. ]
[A pair of socks has a total of 9 holes. 】
King Wu: ???
No!
Your system!
How come you know how many holes the socks have so clearly!
I haven't even counted them carefully myself!
After all, socks are worn inside.
No one can see.
What's wrong with a few holes?
Wei Yinuo: ???
【A pair of socks with 9 holes? 】
【Hahahahahaha!!! 】
【This King Wu is really a talent! 】
【You know what, these socks are actually quite cool in the summer. 】
System:
【Not only that! 】
【His underwear is torn, too. 】
【And there are three holes in it. 】
【The underwear is also torn. 】
【I guess that of the whole body, only the outer official uniform looks normal. 】
【If it weren’t for the fact that the official uniform is worn outside, it would be really inappropriate to be so torn. 】
【I guess King Wu would be reluctant to change it. 】
“Puff!”
The muscles on Wei Yinuo’s face were shaking crazily at this time.
【Puff Hahahahahaha!!! 】
【I really didn’t expect it! 】
【I guess the socks and underwear of beggars outside are not torn like this, right? 】
【System, who would believe you if you told this to others? ! 】
【King Wu can be said to have truly achieved the extreme of the adjective “golden and jade on the outside, rotten cotton on the inside”! 】 【
Hahahahaha!!! 】
“Puff!”
What a “golden and jade on the outside, rotten cotton on the inside”!
Lord Xiao Wei is really good at using metaphors!
The ministers were pinching their thighs desperately at this moment, trying not to laugh out loud.
Several princes also looked at King Wu secretly.
Although they knew before that their great-uncle seemed a little stingy, they didn't expect him to be so stingy.
They tried hard to hold back their laughter, and their nostrils were enlarged.
The fifth prince was thinking seriously in his mind.
No!
It's understandable that there are two holes in the underwear.
After all, the buttocks are often worn.
If you wear it for a long time, it may indeed be torn.
But where else can the other hole be torn?
It can't be that it was torn by farting too much...
Only King Wu's face was red and white at this moment.
This is almost the same as stripping off his coat in public for everyone to see!
The corners of Emperor Mingde's mouth twitched wildly, and even tears were held back!
He really didn't expect that
King Wu would dig the door like this.
Seeing that Emperor Mingde was enjoying the fun,
Eunuch Cao didn't know what to say.
Seeing that the time for the morning court was coming,
he had to whisper in Emperor Mingde's ear for a while.
"Your Majesty, the time for the morning court has come."
Emperor Mingde just reacted.
So he coughed lightly.
Then he started today's morning court.
However, Wei Yinuo and the system's discussion did not stop because of this.
So the civil and military officials and Emperor Mingde started today's morning court.
But he still divided his attention to eating melons.
The system was already talking too much, and it continued:
[King Wu is not only stingy with himself. ]
[He is even more stingy with others. ]