Chapter 18

Lord Lu was not only ashamed and angry, but also felt a little regretful in his heart!! Thinking back to the past, he had fought for 300 rounds! So, why did he have to do such a thing when he had a good life, why couldn't he control his hands!!!

The emperor and the ministers were also in a complicated mood at the moment. As men, they sympathized with Lord Lu, but also felt that his current fate was indeed what he had brought upon himself!

But no matter what, the nickname of Minister Lu "Ludan" was confirmed.

The ministers originally thought that the gossip for today would end here, but the next second, Wei Yinuo's next sentence was even more naked, which directly made some people who were watching the excitement and not minding the trouble start to get nervous!

Wei Yinuo suddenly asked: [Hey, Tongzi, you said that Lord Lu's 10 seconds should be considered a record, right? So, there is no one shorter than him in this court, right? ]

The ministers almost vomited blood!

Shit~~~If I remember correctly, Wei Yinuo, you are only 13 years old, right? How can a 13-year-old girl know so much about men and women? And is this a question that a 13-year-old girl should ask about?

An official standing next to Wei Taifu whispered: Wei Taifu, are all your family teachers so open?

Wei Taifu rolled his eyes at him fiercely! He, an old father, is also helpless, okay!

Needless to say, this girl must have gone to listen to those maids and old women gossiping about gossip before and got into this state!

Otherwise, how could a little girl like him understand all this!

At this time, Minister Wu, who was standing next to the fifth prince, was still happily eating melons, but when he heard Wei Yinuo's question, he instantly became nervous! And began to pray silently in his heart, don't mention me, don't mention me!

The fifth prince didn't have any psychological burden at all. Anyway, he had already exceeded 10 seconds, so this matter would never happen to him. Not

only that, he also joked softly with Minister Wu next to him: "If a man can't even reach 10 seconds, can he still be called a man? It's better to call him eunuch, don't you think, Lord Wu?" Minister

Wu's back was already soaked with cold sweat. He lowered his head and bit his lips tightly without saying a word.

Seeing Minister Wu like this, the Fifth Prince was a little curious. Minister Wu loved to joke in private, so the Fifth Prince said this to him. If it was someone else, the Fifth Prince would definitely not joke with a minister like this. But what happened to Minister Wu today?

At this moment, the voice of the system sounded.

System: [Then you are totally wrong! In this court, Lord Lu is not the one with the shortest time. The shortest record holder is Lord Wu, the Minister of War! ]

Ministers: Puchi!!!

Emperor: Really? Six ministries again? Are all his ministers so useless???

The fifth prince looked at Minister Wu in shock. No way, is there really a time shorter than 10 seconds?

But when he thought of the joke he had just made to Minister Wu, he felt a little embarrassed and could only try to find a way to reply softly: "That Lord Wu, that was just a joke. Men always make mistakes. It's okay to make mistakes once or twice..."

At this moment, Minister Wu wanted to cover the fifth prince's mouth. Can you not speak too much? !!! No one will think you are dumb if you don't speak!!!

It's a pity that he is a prince. How dare he lay hands on a prince, so he could only force a smile and squeeze out a smile with great difficulty, but that smile was uglier than crying!!!

The fifth prince thought that his previous efforts had worked, and he said that his brain was the most useful, and with just one sentence, Minister Wu recovered.

But the next second...

Wei Yinuo: [System, Minister Wu wouldn't be like this every time, right? If it happened once or twice, it would be understandable.]

System: [He didn't do it once or twice, Minister Wu is really not good enough. In fact, at the beginning, he wasn't so fast either, and was about the same level as the current one. At that time, his wife was willing to act with him, pretending to be very happy, but later on, she couldn't act at all, because it was too fast!!!

Wei Yinuo: ... The

Fifth Prince: Uh, just pretend I didn't say anything just now...

Minister Wu is about to faint!!! How on earth did the system know all this!!! And we were clearly talking about Minister Lu just now, why did it happen to him again!!! And it exposed his privacy so thoroughly!!!

At this moment, a question began to linger in the ministers' minds, so why is Minister Wu not able to do it? Could it be that everyone in the six ministries has a habit of masturbating? ? ?

At this moment, Wei Yinuo directly asked their thoughts: [But why is Minister Wu not able to do it? Could it be that he has a habit of masturbating like Lord Lu? 】

System:【That's not the case. Strictly speaking, Minister Wu was injured on duty!】

Wei Yinuo:【Ah? How come?】

System:【It's like this. Minister Wu's son Zisun Gen was injured on the battlefield. In fact, he could have been treated. However, Minister Wu was too proud to say it at the time, so he delayed the best time for treatment. As a result, even if he looks for folk remedies everywhere, it's useless...】

The emperor glanced at Minister Wu, who looked pale, and felt a little sorry for him.

He knew what the system just said. In fact, according to the system of Northern Zhao, the Minister of War did not need to lead troops to fight in person, but that time was a special case, because several generals of Northern Zhao were fighting against the enemy at the border, and one of the two generals who stayed in the capital suddenly fell seriously ill, and the other had to stay in the capital to prevent emergencies.

There was really no other person to find.

At this time, Minister Wu volunteered to lead the troops to the front line in person.

Although Minister Wu was a civil official, he was actually a talented person with both civil and military skills. He had practiced martial arts with his father since he was a child and had good martial arts skills. The emperor agreed.

That battle also proved that Wu Shangshu was indeed a useful talent. With his talent, he successfully won the battle and helped the Northern Zhao Kingdom resolve the crisis.

But he never expected that the other side would hurt their descendants because of this battle!

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