Chapter 26

Madam Wei also followed Master Wei to check what was going on.

Sure enough, rows of baskets were neatly placed at the door of the Wei Mansion. When

they opened them, they saw that the baskets were full of pork and some chickens, ducks, and so on.

My goodness, all this meat added up, it must be several hundred pounds!!!

Looking at the three layers of meat inside and outside, Master Wei was embarrassed.

He immediately understood what was going on.

Needless to say, these must have been sent by the ministers in the court today.

They must have heard Nuo'er's thoughts and thought that she farted because she had no meat to eat, so she could only eat beans.

In order to stop smelling Wei Yinuo’s stinky farts every day, they were willing to pay out of their own pockets to send meat to Wei Yinuo.

Wei Taifu was right. The meat was indeed sent by those ministers.

Who can stand smelling farts every day in court, and they are extremely stinky farts?

Since Wei Taifu is reluctant to buy meat for young Lord Wei, can’t they buy it? ! !

Although they are very stingy, the money must be spent! ! !

This can be regarded as spending money to avoid disaster! ! !

Wei Taifu couldn’t help but raise his hands to cover his eyes.

Oh, shame! ! ! ! It’s really too embarrassing! ! ! !

"Sir, what should we do with this meat?"

Steward Lin looked at so much meat and really didn't know what to do.

He was also an old man in the Wei Mansion and knew the old man's character.

The old man never accepted bribes from others.

So if something else was sent just now, he would have refused it directly.

But, if you say that this meat was given as a gift, he has never seen anyone send meat as a gift to an official appointed by the court. Moreover, this meat was not sent by the same person just now, but it seemed that everyone had discussed it in advance.

This matter was too strange, so he didn't dare to make a decision on his own, and asked someone to call Wei Taifu over.

Wei Taifu looked at the meat and sighed.

He said helplessly: "Well, since it has been delivered, we should not refuse it. Ask the servants to take it all in!"

He was too ashamed to send the meat back one by one...

Madam Wei asked doubtfully: "Take it all in? So the master knows who sent the meat?"

Obviously, this is not in line with the style of Wei Taifu!

Wei Taifu looked helpless: "Isn't it because of Wei Yinuo, that funny guy?!"

Madam Wei was even more confused after hearing this: "Ah? Nuo'er? What does this have to do with Nuo'er?!"

"She, she, she, she actually, hey..."

Wei Taifu really didn't know how to say it, so he had to get close to Madam Wei's ear and tell her roughly what happened in the court today.

"What?! Nuo'er she..."

Oh my God! Madam Wei didn't know what to say.

Nuo'er, a girl, actually farted in front of all the ministers and even the emperor, and it was so smelly. Isn't this too embarrassing?

She is a noble lady after all, how could she give birth to such a dissolute girl?

The secret guards hiding in the dark were almost laughing madly!!!

Throughout history, the only person who was given "gifts" by the ministers in the court because of farting was probably Lord Wei, right?

Upon hearing the news, Emperor Mingde couldn't help but laughed out loud.

Since he failed, he simply gave up on facial expression management and laughed out loud.

The empress on the side secretly glanced at Emperor Mingde.

Oh my God, is this still the serious Emperor Mingde that I know?

Although this matter is indeed funny, Your Majesty, shouldn't you pay a little attention to your image?

Also, aren't those ministers too exaggerated? Did

n't Lord Wei just do a few things that were frivolous? Although this is indeed not very elegant, is it necessary to go to such a big fuss to send meat to Wei Taifu's house?

Isn't this a bit too exaggerated?

Unexpectedly, Eunuch Cao said: "Your Majesty, then, are we still going to send the meat that we secretly asked others to arrange before?"

Emperor Mingde covered his stomach and waved his hands repeatedly: "No, no, since those ministers thought of it before me, then we can save the meat and give it to the kitchen to let the kitchen prepare more delicious food for dinner! I haven't eaten meat properly for a long time!"

At this time, Emperor Mingde really wanted to praise those ministers from the bottom of his heart.

This group of guys finally did something reliable.

Just kidding, who can stand Wei Yinuo’s stinky fart? He is an emperor, he doesn’t want to be killed by his fart!

Queen:? ? ?

Eunuch Cao:...

If we talk about stealing the family, it has to be your majesty.

In the evening, looking at the big table of meat, Wei Yinuo’s eyes widened!

[Ah! ! ! Ah! ! ! Ah! ! ! Finally there is meat to eat! ]

She hasn’t eaten meat for almost half a month, which excited her!

[Meat, here I come! ! ]

She had a big chicken leg in her left hand and a big elbow in her right hand, and she ate it with one bite after another, her mouth full of oil.

Grand Tutor Wei couldn't bear to watch and couldn't help but complain: "You are a girl, can't you eat more elegantly? Look at the way you eat!"

Wei Yinuo: "I know, I know!"

[I won't listen to you! Why do you have to eat so elegantly? This is the way to eat delicious food! ]

Grand Tutor Wei: ...

Madam Wei, Wei Chen, Wei Feng, and Wei Ling'er laughed wildly in their hearts.

Ahahahahaha!!

Although it is hard to describe the way this miserable daughter (sister) eats.

But seeing her father's look of despair, she just wants to laugh!

The servants also pursed their lips tightly, trying not to laugh out loud, and they were about to get internal injuries!

Wei Yinuo didn't even raise his head, and continued to eat with his head down.

System: ...

[Host, you are not curious about why there is meat to eat suddenly today. ]

[And, so much meat was roasted all at once? ]

Wei Yinuo: [Why? ! ]

[It must be that my father has a change of heart! ! ]

[Look at everyone's faces recently, they have all become green. ]

[Especially me, I look so thin, I am almost like a lightning! ]

System: ...

Host, you must have some misunderstanding about thinness, right?

Or are you too confident about your figure?

Look at your belly, shouldn’t you lose weight?

Master Wei and Madam Wei both looked at Wei Yinuo’s belly and shook their heads helplessly.

System: Host, do you know that you are blessed today because of your fart? However

, seeing how happy Wei Yinuo was eating, the system couldn’t bear to tell the truth after all… ……

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