Chapter 29
Wei Yinuo became alert upon hearing this and asked quickly: [What is it? ? ? Tell me quickly!!!]
Emperor Mingde: How did you get on my head!!!
Having eaten so many melons, the emperor still has some knowledge in his heart. Eating melons is indeed fun, but when you become the melon owner, especially in front of your own ministers, being eaten by the public is not a pleasant thing.
Ministers: Oh my god!!! It turned out to be the emperor's melon! Is this something we ministers can listen to? !!!
And listening to the reaction of the system just now, this melon should be very powerful!
Although they thought so in their hearts, the actions of these ministers were very real. They couldn't help but lower their voices when talking about state affairs. At the same time, everyone pricked up their ears, wanting to listen to what the melon was!
Wei Taifu: ???
What you fear is bound to happen!
He suddenly had a very bad premonition!!!
This girl is usually irrelevant! Today, she actually ate the melon on the emperor's head! And in front of the emperor himself and all the civil and military officials!
Why does it feel like I can't hear her voice, but she can hear my voice, knowing that I don't want her to eat the emperor's melon, but she insists on eating it!
Suddenly, I felt a little cold on my neck. What's going on!
Wei Yinuo was completely unaware of the undercurrents in the court. At this moment, she was concentrating on eating the melon!
For her, the bigger the melon, the more delicious it was! Whoever the melon was! Anyway, she didn’t know that everyone present could hear the inner conversation between her and the system.
At this moment, the system was ready. Its voice was almost trembling because it was too excited: [Your emperor has been cheated!!! Not only has he been cheated, but he has also been cheated very thoroughly!!! Because he is cheated almost every day!!! Sometimes even more than once a day!!!]
Its words were like a bomb exploding in the court, shocking everyone in the court! Their emperor has been cheated?! What is going on? !
Eunuch Cao, who was standing next to the emperor, was so frightened by these words that his legs began to tremble!
The emperor was cheated on, and he was cheated on every day. What man can accept this? What's more, this man is the emperor now!
He doesn't even dare to think about what the emperor will do! Once the emperor is unhappy, how can he, a personal eunuch
, have a good life! ! The emperor was so angry that he almost vomited blood!
What is this system talking about? What does it mean to be cheated? ! And he is cheated almost every day! ! And more than once! !
Wei Yinuo was also a little shocked. Although in the TV dramas she had watched in the past, emperors were often cheated on, but those emperors were either old or ugly. But to be honest, their emperor was still quite handsome and in his prime. How could he be cheated on?
Therefore, Wei Yinuo quickly asked: [Tongzi, are you mistaken? Our emperor is so handsome and charming, and he is just the right age, in his prime, and he is the ruler of a country. How could he be cheated on? ] The
emperor felt a little better when he suddenly heard Wei Yinuo praising himself like this.
Indeed, he himself was very satisfied with his appearance! So he also began to think, could it be that the system was wrong?
But before he could be happy for long, Wei Yinuo’s words directly made him so angry that he almost vomited blood again!
Wei Yinuo seemed to suddenly remember something, and excitedly shouted in his heart: [Wait, I know! He can’t be like stroking his balls, can he not do it? ! ]
Ministers: Is it so powerful? ? ? ? Our emperor can’t do it? ? ? ? ?
Even his sons looked at their father with sympathy at this moment. Their father is now in his forties. Is he starting to not do it? !
Wei Taifu: Puff! ! ! ! ! You girl, you really dare to think! ! ! Oh my god, why does my neck feel colder! ! ! !
Emperor: You are the ones who can’t do it! Your whole family is incapable!!! I am very powerful!!! Very powerful, do you understand!!!
He almost wanted to perform on the spot to prove that he is really capable!
Nonsense, how can a man be said to be incapable! And in front of so many of his subjects??? If this matter is not explained clearly today and spread out, will he still be a human being? ??? ?
Fortunately, he does not need to perform on the spot, the system comes to his rescue.
System: [What are you thinking about in that melon seed of your head all day long? ??? ? ? ]
[It’s not that your emperor is incapable! On the contrary, your emperor is now in his prime, and all aspects of his body functions are in their prime, unlike the previous Lord Ludanlu, who was only 30 years old and couldn't do it. Your emperor can fight for a long time without ejaculating, and his fighting power is off the charts! In terms of strength, he is even stronger than many people present! 】
Hearing the system praising his ability so much, the emperor couldn't help but sit up again, and the corners of his mouth began to rise slightly unconsciously, as if to say: Did you hear it? I am the strongest man! ! ! In front of me, all of you are short and weak! ! !
It seems that compared with being cheated, saying that he is not good is more unacceptable to him.
Ministers: Looking at the emperor's extremely insulting eyes, they can only sigh in their hearts, okay, you are the emperor, just be happy! !
Wei Yinuo: [Then what is going on? Tell me quickly!!!]
After hearing what Wei Yinuo said, everyone's attention was immediately shifted from the question of whether the emperor was capable or not to the question of the emperor being cheated on.
All the ministers, including the emperor, pricked up their ears, fearing that they would miss a word!
Especially Emperor Mingde, he really wanted to know, since he was so powerful, why would there be concubines who wanted to cheat? !
And who on earth was so brave! ! Dare to cheat on me every day? !
Who would have the opportunity to stay in the harem all day and have the ability to do this?
In his harem, besides himself, his concubines, the empress dowager, and some underage princes and princesses, there were only palace maids and eunuchs.
Could it be the eunuchs? No, since ancient times, the emperors chose to cut off the descendants of the eunuchs in order to prevent them from doing such things. Even if they had the courage, they couldn't do it!
Or were they the underage princes? ? ! ! !
The emperor no longer dared to think about it...
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