Chapter 44
System: [This little potato was unwilling to give up, after all, his eloquent mouth was unique. He was confident that he understood women's hearts best, and few men could compare with him in this regard. So he tried his best to build good relationships with those male lovers, hoping that they could introduce him to some girls. This is why those who have dated him think he is very generous. ] [
But seeing that his money was almost gone, he did not succeed in hooking up with a noblewoman. Just when he was about to run out of options and was about to leave the capital, he happened to meet the third daughter of the Duke of Qi! He originally thought that a daughter of the Duke of Qi would be arrogant and difficult to deal with, but he never expected that this third daughter was so easy to deceive. 】
【He only said a few words to her, and he didn't even spend much money on her, but she was so moved. He originally just wanted to get some money from her and leave, but he didn't expect to meet a pure lover who even said that she would not marry anyone else. 】
【Anyway, the third Miss Qi was not ugly, and had such a good family background, wasn't this a perfect match!! So he changed his original plan, and didn't rush to cheat money, and wanted to marry the third Miss Qi directly, even if it was a bribe. It was a pity that the Duke of Qi refused to agree, so he instigated the third Miss Qi to make trouble at home, and if fasting didn't work, he would threaten her with death. 】
After hearing the whole story from the system, the Duke of Qi was so angry
that he fainted! Fortunately, Emperor Mingde had already made preparations. After all, ever since Lord Wei started eating melons in the court, he was worried that some people would faint due to poor psychological quality. Therefore, he arranged guards and imperial doctors in the court in advance, so that they could be ready to treat the melon owner who was about to faint.
So just at the moment when the Duke of Qi was about to fall, the two guards quickly supported him, and the imperial doctor followed closely and pinched the other's philtrum hard, and the Duke of Qi woke up again.
Wei Yinuo had been eating melons with peace of mind. She was completely unaware of what was happening in the court.
It was also the first time that she ate melons with such gritted teeth: [Oh my god! This is a case of a love-brained person meeting a scumbag! 】
【Let me tell you, men are lies! There is no good thing about men! You only need to listen to 30% of what they say, how can you take it seriously! She even went on a hunger strike for such a worthless man, it is simply stupid! 】
Everyone: ???
What do you mean there is no good thing about men? Master Wei, you are generalizing! That little potato is indeed bad, but it is just an exception. The vast majority of men are still very good. How can you deny all men because of a scumbag! It feels so unfair!
Master Wei also felt wronged. That is, what are you talking about, girl? Aren’t you scolding your father as well!
Emperor Mingde rubbed his lips, feeling dissatisfied, and looked straight in the direction of Wei Yinuo: Wei Yinuo, look here, am I not a perfect man? Are you blind? Such a good man is in front of you, and you can't see it?
He thinks he is still very good to the concubines in the harem, how can he not be a good man? !
System: [Host, what you said is a bit too absolute. There are still good men in this world, such as your father, who is recognized as a good man in the Northern Zhao Kingdom.]
Everyone nodded one after another, that's right, the system is so reasonable!
Isn't your father a good man?
Wei Taifu raised his neck unconsciously: That's right, this system still has vision!
Emperor Mingde: And me, and me, how could you forget me!
Wei Yinuo: [Come on! What recognized good man? You don’t know, my father has lied to my mother many times. You also know that all my father’s money is with my mother, so he often lies about the bills when he buys things and secretly reimburses a little more. For example, he reimbursed an extra 1 or 2 silver coins yesterday, so that he could save money and secretly buy a set of calligraphy and painting that he had missed for a long time.] [If
I hadn’t seen it by accident, I really didn’t know that my father was such a two-faced man.]
Wei Taifu: !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!!
His face instantly turned red like a monkey’s butt.
Could you please not talk about such trivial matters here? As your father, I have to have some face too! And what else! Why am I two-faced? ? ? ?
Crowd: Hahaha!
I didn't expect that Wei Taifu's family status was so bad. It was just one or two taels of silver, but he had to be sneaky and lie about the account. It was so funny!
Emperor Mingde looked at Wei Taifu with sympathy, and suddenly felt a little proud in his heart: Well, although you are a little more handsome than me, my family status is higher than yours! At least I don't have to lie for one or two taels of silver. Hahaha!
The system thought about it seriously, and then said: [What you said seems to make sense.]
Wei Taifu: You two little brats don't know shit. I did this for family harmony. Can it be called cheating? Besides, that money was saved by my ability to bargain with others for a long time. Can it be called stealing if it is money earned by my ability?
God knows, he is a first-rank official in the court, and he bargained with people on the street for a long time, and his lips were worn out, just to save some money to buy his favorite things. Is it easy for him!
In fact, it’s not that Madam Wei didn’t buy those things for him, but Master Wei always asked the whole family not to waste and buy less things that shouldn’t be bought.
He has always set an example, but recently he fell in love with collecting calligraphy and paintings, but he was too embarrassed to ask for it, so he could only save money secretly.
Wei Yinuo naturally didn’t know all this, she was still complaining crazily in her heart: [Am I right? System, didn’t you say that even our emperor often said one thing and meant another, and deceived his concubines! ]
Minister:...
hiss~~~~
Emperor Mingde:? ? ?
When did I say one thing and mean another? Wei Yinuo, don't talk nonsense!
System: [It seems so. The day before yesterday, he told Concubine De that she was his favorite, and yesterday he said the same thing to Concubine Shu. I guess he probably forgot how many people he said this to.]
Minister: Pfft!
So the emperor also does this kind of thing. They thought that the emperor, as the ruler of a country, is fearless and not like them, who often do things insincerely for such things. Thinking of this, I seem to feel a little more balanced.
Emperor Mingde: Ah~~~~~
Have I said this to so many concubines? How come I don't remember it myself?
Besides, isn't it normal to say this when you are in love?
How come this one person said it all, making him seem like a scumbag!
Seeing the ministers' eyes that were trying to cover up their scumbag, Emperor Mingde felt bad again.
Fortunately, at this moment, Wei Yinuo ended the topic and returned to the big melon that had not been eaten today.
Wei Yinuo: [Hey, although men are hateful, that Miss Qi San is really pitiful. What should I do? I suddenly want to scold the love-minded Qi Guogong family! ! ! ]
Hearing Wei Yinuo's words, everyone's eyes suddenly lit up!
Yes, Lord Wei can take action on this matter!
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