Chapter 52

Emperor Mingde: What??? His son actually fell into the toilet last night??? What on earth is going on!! Although he had just prepared himself mentally, he could not have imagined this situation anyway!

Ministers: Oh my god, it is indeed a smelly melon!

Several people standing next to the fifth prince couldn't help but cover their noses and move back!

No wonder I always felt that there was a smell of shit around me today, it turned out to be coming from the fifth prince!

But the fifth prince is so old, why did he fall into the toilet???

Wei Yinuo: [What??? What on earth is going on??? How could he fall into the toilet? ? ? 】

The fifth prince really wanted to find a hole to crawl into at this moment!!!

It's over!!! He didn't want to come to court today, but he was afraid that this bird system would suddenly find out that one person was missing and eat the melon on his head. Who would have thought

that what was coming could not be avoided even if he wanted to avoid it!!! But compared to being eaten by the public, it would be better to ask for leave and not come, and pretend to be dead instead!!

It's a pity that it's too late to regret now!!

The system said excitedly: [It's like this, the fifth prince has been crazy about reading storybooks recently. 】

【He just got a new storybook last night, and he had just read it for a while when he suddenly felt the urge to defecate, and then he took the script to the toilet. 】

【Who knew that he would completely forget the time while reading the script, and squatted there for an hour. 】

【Then when he was about to get up, he found that his legs were numb and he couldn’t stand up at all. So the fifth prince wanted to put the script aside temporarily, so that he could use his hands to hold the wall next to him, but his feet slipped and he went in...】

The muscles on Wei Yinuo’s face twitched wildly: 【Ahahahahahaha!!! The fifth prince would not fall down completely, would he? ? ? Or would he just fall down headfirst and then perform a handstand to eat shit? 】

Hearing Wei Yinuo’s vivid description, the picture came to my mind immediately! !

“Grrrl~~~~~~”

The ministers in the court and the emperor sitting on the dragon chair suddenly felt nauseous, and they felt that the contents of their stomachs were about to burst out!!!

Oh my god, this is too disgusting, right? ? ?

The Fifth Prince: You are the one who ate shit upside down! ! ! ! Your whole family ate shit upside down! ! ! !

System: [No, his entire lower body went in, but his head was still outside, so he didn’t eat shit. But his whole body was covered with shit. So the Fifth Prince spent almost the entire night taking a bath, and his skin was almost rubbed off! ]

The emperor finally breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, his son didn’t eat shit! ! !

But even so, half of his body fell into the toilet, which was disgusting enough!!!

And the reason why he squatted for so long was because he was reading a storybook? ?

? I have never seen him so serious when I was studying!!!

He really makes me angry to death!

The third prince was standing next to the fifth prince at this moment. Seeing the fifth prince's hopeless look, he was about to reach out and pat his shoulder to comfort him, but as soon as he raised his hand, he thought of the picture that Wei Yinuo had just described, so he retracted his hand!

Forget it, I think it’s better not to touch the fifth brother recently, so as not to get stained with shit!

The second prince looked at the fifth prince and shook his head.

Hey, I told you not to read so many stories, but you didn’t listen. What do you think? Now you pay the price, right?

The fifth prince lowered his head at this moment. He didn’t dare to look at the eyes of the crowd at all!

It was too embarrassing! It was simply too embarrassing!

It was bad enough that he fell into the toilet. He didn’t expect that he would be eaten by the crowd, and he had to recall the scene of last night again in front of all the civil and military officials and his father! ! !

Hey, he must be the most embarrassing prince in history, right?

But the civil and military officials were almost unable to hold back their laughter! ! ! They pinched their thighs desperately, trying not to laugh out loud! ! !

Among these people, the Prime Minister had the most exaggerated expression. At this moment, his face was flushed, even his neck was red, and the whole person was like a cooked old lobster.

Hahahaha, this Fifth Prince is so unlucky!!! Even more unlucky than he was last night!!!

At this moment, the system suddenly changed the subject and said with a sly smile: [Although the Fifth Prince did not stand upside down and eat shit last night, your Prime Minister actually performed a dog shit eating show in front of the servants last night!]

What? The Prime Minister ate dog shit? !

Everyone did not expect that the system would switch the plot so unexpectedly.

The Prime Minister, who was originally blushing because of holding back his laughter, turned pale in an instant!!!

No? This shit eating melon is just not going to pass today, right!!!

I am already an old man, but you guys still don’t let me go. Do you guys have any sense

of public morality? ! ! ! The Prime Minister looked very ugly at this moment, and he seemed to have completely forgotten how happy he was when he ate other people’s melons.

The eyes of Emperor Mingde, several princes and ministers immediately shifted to Prime Minister Li! !

Especially the Fifth Prince, who seemed to have grabbed a life-saving straw at this moment, ah ah ah ah, finally got ashore!

! Thank you, Prime Minister! ! !

Master Wei already had a look of despair on his face! !

This man-made unification will not stop until he has offended everyone in the court, right? ! ! !

Wei Yinuo's curiosity was immediately aroused by the system's words, and he asked quickly: [Tongzi, what's going on?]

System: [It's like this, after the Prime Minister came home yesterday, his 8-year-old son insisted on playing horse riding games with him.]

[And he wanted the Prime Minister to blindfold himself and let him command him, and he would go wherever he said.]

[The Prime Minister was already old, and his waist was not very good. He wanted to persuade his son to let the servants replace him, but the boy disagreed.]

[This prime minister was an old man who had a son. All his previous sons were daughters. He had this son when he was 60 years old. Therefore, he doted on this son and almost always granted his request. Finally, he agreed because he could not resist any more. ]

[Unexpectedly, this son deliberately took him to a pile of dog shit in order to seek excitement. The servants who had been following him were unaware of this. They saw that the prime minister's hand was about to touch the dog shit. They were about to warn him loudly, but the prime minister suddenly slipped and fell directly, and then buried his whole face in the pile of dog shit. ]

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