Chapter 59

[The Fifth Prince became interested as soon as he heard it. Wouldn't this just cover up the bad smell on his body? He had had enough of the disgusted looks on the faces of the ministers. ]

[But the Fifth Prince was too embarrassed to tell Concubine De about this, so he took advantage of Concubine De's inattention and secretly stole the bottle of perfume powder. After digging a big hole in it, he had someone fill it with flour and put it back. ]

[He then applied the stolen perfume powder all over his body from head to toe. In the end, there was still a little left, and the Fifth Prince was reluctant to throw it away, so he simply applied it all on his face. He felt very happy in his heart. Now no one would dislike his stink anymore! 】

【Who knew that he would suddenly wake up in the middle of the night because of the itch. When he got up, he found that his whole body was covered with red rashes and his face was swollen like a pig's head. The servants were so scared that they quickly invited the imperial physician! 】

【The Fifth Prince was exhausted from washing and wiping all night! 】

Hahaha~~~

The ministers were almost laughing crazy! Why didn't they know that the Fifth Prince was so funny before!

But they couldn't really laugh out loud, and their faces were flushed at the moment!

Several princes didn't know what to say. They originally wanted to secretly comfort the Fifth Prince, but looking at his big pig's head, they couldn't help but want to laugh!

Emperor Mingde was simply unable to bear it!

Old Fifth, Old Fifth, you are at least a teenager this year, why did you do such a stupid thing?

Wei Yinuo couldn't stop laughing: [Hahaha, this Sixth Prince! What was he thinking? He actually wanted to use the smell of perfume powder to cover up the shit stench on his body! The key is that you can just apply a little bit, but he applied half a bottle of perfume powder on his body. It sounds like he is not applying perfume powder, but smearing cumin powder all over his body, preparing to roast himself! ]

Hahahaha!

After being described by Wei Yinuo, the ministers immediately had a picture in their minds, as if there would be a sizzling sound of oil in the next second!

The Fifth Prince's face was flushed at this moment, and coupled with his originally swollen face, didn't it look like a big pig's head being roasted!

However, he also had a little doubt in his heart: he was obviously the fifth, why did Lord Wei call him the sixth? Strange...

But no matter how funny it was, the ministers did not forget to do their business.

What was discussed in the court today was still the sacrificial ceremony.

This is a big deal for Bei Zhao, and it must be handled with great caution.

But for Wei Yinuo, this was too boring. After eating the melon of the fifth prince, she began to feel drowsy again soon.

At this moment, the ministers were still discussing the specific details of the sacrificial ceremony.

Fortunately, the other links have basically been determined.

The only difference from the past is that the southern part of Bei Zhao suffered a snow disaster that occurs once in a hundred years this year, causing countless deaths and injuries. Therefore, a minister proposed to invite a respected monk to pray for Bei Zhao at the sacrificial ceremony.

Regarding the candidate for this eminent monk, the first person the ministers considered was the first master of the Northern Zhao Kingdom, Master Shikong.

Emperor Mingde also agreed with the ministers' proposal and was about to give instructions.

Suddenly, the system's voice rang: [Host, wake up! There is a big news about Master Shikong! ]

Wei Yinuo was sleeping in a daze. When he heard the big news, he suddenly woke up: [Who, whose big news? ]

System: [Master Shikong! These ministers actually want Master Shikong to pray for the Northern Zhao Kingdom, hahaha, it really makes me laugh to death! ]

Emperor Mingde and the ministers suddenly paused: ???

What? Master Shikong's big news?

And listening to the tone of the system, it doesn't sound like a good thing!

Master Shikong is the first master of their Beizhao country. He is highly respected and respected by the people of Beizhao. How could there be anything wrong with him?

Although they find it a little unbelievable, this matter concerns the fate of Beizhao and cannot but be taken seriously.

Therefore, Emperor Mingde and the ministers all pricked up their ears.

Wei Yinuo rubbed his sleepy eyes and asked: [What's wrong with Master Shikong?]

System: [This Master Shikong, wearing the cloak of a high monk, is actually hypocritical, greedy and lustful.]

Emperor Mingde and the ministers were full of astonishment: What???

Master Shikong, how could it be???

Wei Yinuo: [Ah? How could it be? This Master Shikong looks quite serious? 】

This Master Shikong is a high monk in Huguo Temple, and also the number one master in Beizhao State. When Taifu Wei and Madam Wei prayed in Huguo Temple, they would often go to Master Shikong for advice.

Therefore, Wei Yinuo had also seen this person.

This person looked kind, especially his big ears, which were very eye-catching, just like the ears of Tathagata.

System: [This is called knowing a person by his face but not his heart. Host, you can't just look at a person's appearance. For example, the Minister of Revenue, Mr. Chen, in your court, although he looks hard to describe, he is a rare good person. 】

Wei Yinuo: [That's true! Hahaha, but system, your description is indeed very appropriate! Mr. Chen does look hard to describe! 】

Master Chen: How come you two are suddenly talking about me when you are talking about Master Shikong?

Did I provoke you?

And what is a hard-to-describe appearance?

Although my appearance is not as good as that of Wei Taifu, it is not that ugly, right?

Besides, people's appearance is given by their parents, and they have no choice. What can I do?

Emperor Mingde and the ministers looked at Master Chen at the same time. Yes, it is indeed a bit ugly.

To be honest, because of this person's appearance, Emperor Mingde almost excluded this person during the palace examination.

Fortunately, he was kept later.

Facts have proved that this person is a little shabby, but he is outstanding in both character and ability to do things. He quickly stood out and sat in his current position.

Wei Yinuo: [Oh, you interrupted the system again. Can you please tell me what happened to Master Shikong?]

Everyone then turned their attention back to Master Chen.

Sometimes this system speaks whatever comes to mind, and its thinking is extremely jumpy. They are used to it.

It's no wonder, I heard that this system is still a little kid.

System: [Oh, I almost forgot. It's like this, this Master Shikong looks highly respected, but in fact, he is a real playboy, and he has slept with countless women. ]

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I don't mean to criticize anyone, but I saw a very interesting paragraph yesterday, and I would like to share it with my brothers and sisters:

Read 1893 in Mandarin, and you will learn "一手旧傘" in Shandong dialect. Read "一手旧傘" in Mandarin, and you will learn "1893" in Henan dialect.

Hahaha, brothers and sisters from Henan or Shandong can come and talk about it, don't they look similar?