Chapter 67

Wei Yinuo: [Tongzi, how do you think we can avoid those martial arts masters?]

The system thought for a moment, and then said seriously: [Host, how could you forget? Isn't it often written about similar plots in those stories?]

[When the time comes, you can get some croton seeds, grind them into powder, and then secretly put them into the drinks or food of those people.]

[Then they will keep wanting to go to the toilet, and we can sneak in at this time.]

[What do you think, am I the smartest Tongzi in history?]

Wei Taifu: ???

Oh my god, why does it sound so unreliable? ???

Wei Yinuo: [Tongzi, I don’t know if you are the smartest one. After all, I have never bound any other system except you, Tongzi.]

[But your idea is really good! I just have a question: where can I get the legendary croton?]

[After all, although this thing is often mentioned in stories and novels, I have never seen it in real life!]

System: [That’s no problem. Don’t I have me? Let me check it for you!]

Wei Yinuo: [Tongzi, you are good! You even know this?]

System: [Hehe, not bad, not bad! I learned from a miracle doctor system before, so I know a thing or two.]

Wei Yinuo: [There is actually a miracle doctor system. It sounds amazing! 】

System:【Of course, our system is amazing, we have all kinds of systems, such as the invincible immortal cultivation system, the invincible pretentious slap in the face system, the strongest technological power system, etc...】

Master Wei was stunned.

Wei Yinuo:【Uh, why do you sound like the most useless one...】

System:【Host, what you said is a bit hurtful, but it suits you perfectly, doesn't it...】

【Here I come, I found it! I didn't expect that you have croton in your house!】

Master Wei: ???

There are croton in our house? Why don't I know?

Wei Yinuo asked curiously:【Where is it? 】

System: 【It's in your father's study. It was a tribute from the Indian envoys. At that time, your emperor gave some to each minister. 】

【Your father is very precious. He grinds some to drink whenever he has time. 】

【I just checked carefully. It looks exactly like the croton that the magic doctor system introduced to me. It is definitely croton. 】

Wei Yinuo: 【Is it true? But why did the Indian envoys send croton? And why does my father like to drink croton? ! Isn't it a laxative? 】

System: 【Maybe, it's because your father is always constipated...】

【Anyway, you are right if you believe me! 】

Wei Yinuo: 【Is that so? So I have to go to my father's study to steal some croton, right? Good, good, I suddenly feel very excited! 】

Master Wei: Ah! !!!

Master Wei's face turned red.

Although I am constipated, but, but where is the croton, it is obviously coffee beans! ! !

It seems that this system is also a real student...

Although they do look similar, the effects are a world apart, okay?

Are you sure you want to give these beans to those martial arts masters? ?

The driver outside can no longer laugh.

But his face is a little swollen today, and it hurts a little when he laughs.

Don't ask him why, just say he was accidentally hit.

(Actually, it was because he dreamed of the conversation between the second lady and the system in the middle of the night, and then suddenly laughed in his dream, waking up his wife, and the key point is, this was not the first time.)

(Her wife was so angry that she kicked him off the bed, and then he hit his face.)

(Of course, the reason why her wife was so angry was not only because she was woken up at night, but also because the driver not only often grinned in his sleep at night, but also often grinned inexplicably at home during the day. This made his wife even begin to suspect that he had someone outside, so the more she thought about it, the angrier she got, and she couldn’t control herself...)

Along the way, Yi Tong kept discussing, and the more they talked, the more excited they became. They even mentioned that they should bring some kind of "dream love stick" as a weapon, just in case.

Wei Yinuo: [What is the love stick in the dream?]

System: [I heard that it is a magical weapon, especially for a kid of your age, you can become a supernatural power by picking it up, but I don’t really understand it, it feels like a broken wooden stick~~~]

Wei Yinuo: [Tongzi, can you be more reliable?]

Wei Taifu was frightened by what this one person said.

Why does it feel like this one person is not going to test, but to die? !

No, no matter what, we must keep an eye on Nuoer for a while, and we must not let her go out.

Let’s wait until Commander Song arrests the person and brings him to justice.

Finally, the carriage stopped at the gate of Wei Mansion.

As soon as he got off the carriage, Wei Taifu carried Wei Yinuo into the house.

"Behave yourself today and stay at home and don't go out!"

Wei Yinuo was stunned for a moment, then said innocently: "Dad, dad, dad, why don't you let me go out again!!"

Wei Taifu didn't know how to answer for a moment, and stammered: "You still have the nerve to ask why? Of course it's because you cause trouble for me as soon as you go out!"

"How could I! Dad, you are unreasonable! You can't lock me up at home!"

Wei Yinuo got anxious when she heard it. She still had to go to the Huguo Temple to test the enemy today!

How could she not be allowed to go out!

[System, think of a way for me quickly! We still have to go to the Huguo Temple! Why is my father holding me back and delaying us from serving the country! ]

System: [Host, don't worry, let me think about it! ]

Wei Taifu:...

Okay, I'm the one who's holding you back? !

Serve the country? With all those stupid ideas you've come up with along the way, you still want to serve the country? Who are you going to laugh at!

Also, why don't you remember every time you did something unreliable and came to me to clean up your mess? !

System: [Host got it! Isn't your elder brother going to take the exam soon? Just tell your father that you want to go to the Huguo Temple to burn some incense and pray for your elder brother, hoping that the Buddha will bless him to get the first place, and your father will definitely agree! ]

Wei Taifu: !!!

The system is also sorry that you can think of it!

When has this girl ever cared about her brother's affairs?

Besides, every time she goes to the temple, it is her mother who persuades her to go.

Isn't this idea too deliberate?

Wei Yinuo: [Great! This is a good idea! Tongzi loves you so much! 】

She was very excited in her heart, but she pretended to be well-behaved and sensible, and prayed earnestly: "Dad, I want to go to Huguo Temple today to pray for my elder brother, and wish him to be the top scholar in the imperial examination, and bring honor to our Wei family. Please let me go, and Nuoer promises that I will never cause trouble!"

Wei Taifu: Your ability to lie is getting better and better!

I don't believe you!!!

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