Chapter 111
Five steps to becoming a clown
There is no military training tonight, so the freshmen have free time.
After being at the school for more than ten days, many people have some opposite-sex friends they chat with online, and they can take the opportunity to go out and meet them.
Or have a meal together in the dormitory and sing karaoke or something.
In dormitory 404, Susan and Gu went out to play as a team.
Therefore, Ji Yingge was the only one left in the dormitory.
When Jiang Yuan came back, she saw the white-haired girl sitting at the desk with the LOL world displayed on her laptop.
She plays Lee Sin to perfection and is actually a female jungler who ganks the entire field.
After harvesting three heads in the team battle, Ji Yingge looked at Jiang Yuan coming back and nodded coldly as a greeting.
Suddenly, her eyes became ambiguous because she found Jiang Yuan taking clothes from the closet again and seemed to be going to the bathroom to take a shower.
"On a rainy day without sweating, the little kite takes two baths!"
When Jiang Yuan passed behind Ji Yingge, she couldn't help but look at the computer screen which suddenly went black, and met the playful smile on the screen.
Her face flushed red, and she cursed Lin Senmu a hundred times in her heart, "You big hooligan, you big pervert, there won't be a next time!"
"Unless... the clothes are dry!"
Lin Senmu stepped into the boys' dormitory building. Pay attention to his expression, which perfectly interprets the idiom "refreshed".
"Who knows? How fragrant is my Yuanyuan's body!"
Lin Senmu walked to dormitory 308 and walked in. He just happened to hear Zhang Bowen saying, "Brother Hao, Brother Hao, come and help me. Why hasn't she replied to my message yet? Is there something wrong with what I said last time?"
Nie Hao was called over by Zhang Bowen. He took the phone and looked at it, then said meaningfully, "Ah Qi, do you know what the Joker Quintet is?"
"What is that?"
Zhang Bowen is ignorant.
Nie Hao said: "The first step to becoming a clown is to expect the other person to reply to your message, just like you are doing now."
"???"
Zhang Bowen was dumbfounded, not because of the word "clown", but because he was surprised how Nie Hao knew his inner thoughts.
bite!
At this moment, Ji Qingting replied to Zhang Bowen's message.
"Did she get back to me?"
Zhang Bowen quickly snatched the phone from Nie Hao and read the contents with joy.
Nie Hao opened his mouth and couldn't help but said: "Aqi, were you listening to me just now? Your current state is very much like the second step of becoming a clown!"
"When I received the message from her, the corners of my mouth couldn't help but curl up wildly, as if I saw the dawn of winning her over."
“…”
Zhang Bowen was about to reply to the message, but his expression froze.
Yang Jian came over to ask for advice, "Brother Hao, what are the remaining three steps? Zhang Bowen, this fellow, was exactly like the clown you mentioned in the first two steps."
Lin Senmu had not thought about joining in the fun before, but now he felt that Zhang Bowen looked exactly like the clown that Nie Hao had described.
Thinking that his girlfriend said she was going to take a shower, and he had nothing to do for a while, he might as well go over and listen to the class to broaden his horizons, right?
So, Lin Senmu walked over calmly and pretended to take the Flavor King betel nut from Zhang Bowen's desk.
"The Joker's third move?"
Nie Hao took Zhang Bowen's phone again, scrolled up the chat history, and then turned the screen to Yang Jian, "Look here, Zhang Bowen used to reply within seconds, but suddenly it took several minutes to reply."
"This is the third step of the Joker, deliberately delaying the reply to the message, pretending not to care, trying to hide the excitement in your heart!"
“…”
A thousand alpaca horses were galloping through Zhang Bowen’s heart.
"What about the fourth step?"
Lin Senmu interrupted casually.
You know what, he thought Haozi's course really made sense.
Nie Hao flipped through the chat history again, found a passage and analyzed it: "Look, Ah Qi just went to a tea shop with someone for a date at noon today, and he already started to indulge in fantasy, uncontrollably yearning for a bright future with the other person."
"Look at what Ah Qi is talking about. After graduating from university, he plans to go to the city where Ji Qingting will work!"
"This is fucking taking into account what will happen four years later."
"My emotions are completely controlled by the other party!"
Everyone turned their eyes to Zhang Bowen.
Zhang Bowen was sweating profusely. Even though the dormitory had air conditioning on, he kept using tissues to wipe his sweat.
Nie Hao continued to take out the next chat record, "The fifth step to becoming a clown is being poor but wanting to spend money on the other person."
"Look at Ah Qi. He just met someone and bought a lipstick for them just because they said they liked it!"
"This lipstick costs over 300 yuan. As far as I know, Qi, your monthly living expenses are only around 1,000 yuan, right?"
As he spoke, Nie Hao cried out in anguish, "How foolish! Get up!"
"Let me ask you, when you transferred money to the other party in the afternoon, did you feel a sense of conflict?"
"Yes, right?" Zhang Bowen was sweating profusely and looked panic-stricken.
"If you don't transfer the three hundred yuan, Ji Qingting said so. You completely put yourself in the role of her boyfriend. If you transfer it, you will suffer for your dignity."
Nie Hao sighed deeply, "Why don't you continue the conversation according to what I talked about with you before? Your style of conversation has completely changed now. You haven't even established a relationship yet, but you're acting like a bootlicker."
"Even if we have verbally agreed to a relationship, what does it matter? We haven't even held hands, so you're considered an idiot?"
Zhang Bowen shouted: "Military Advisor, save me!"
Then, Nie Hao stepped in and used his ruffian style to cover up Zhang Bowen's stupid content and bring the conversation back on track.
While saying with clear logic: "Actually, the Joker has a sixth move!"
"besides?"
Lin Senmu and Yang Jian, who were originally preparing to leave, involuntarily moved back.
Nie Hao chatted with Ji Qingting on behalf of Zhang Bowen, and said to himself: "Just now when I was talking about the first five steps, I was thinking about him all the time."
"Brother Hao, stop talking!!!"
Zhang Bowen's psychological defenses completely collapsed.
Nie Hao stopped talking and focused on helping Zhang Bowen reshape his personality. Although it might seem inconsistent, at least they had an equal relationship.
"That's about it. Please continue the conversation. If you don't understand, take a screenshot and ask me!"
Yang Jian quietly went to bed, lay on his side in the quilt, and watched the record with the girl whose online name was "软萌娇萝".
He felt like a clown too, as he was already expecting and fantasizing about other people before he even knew their names.
Just half an hour ago, I transferred 5.20 yuan to treat the cute little girl to some Wangzai milk.
Lin Senmu went to the balcony and pretended to go to the bathroom with a very serious expression.
He kept reviewing the chat records with Jiang Yuan, checking whether he was a clown.
result……
All of them were infected.
A drop of sweat dripped down Lin Senmu's temples, and he cursed, "What does Haozi know?"
"Well, wait until Jiang Yuan replies to my message. I will ignore her for five minutes!"
bite.
Just when Lin Senmu was thinking this, Jiang Yuan sent a message, "Honey, I'm done with my shower, I want a hug~"
Lin Senmu's mouth corners subconsciously raised, and he quickly typed, "Hug my wife, stick to me, rub against me~~"
…
What Nie Hao said before did make sense.
But it does not apply to people running in both directions.
Lin Senmu and Jiang Yuan used their sincerity to gain each other's sincerity.
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