Chapter 349: No toilet paper
Lu Siyin sat down, pressed the power button, leaned back, and turned the swivel chair leisurely.
After turning on the computer, the expected page did not appear, but a pop-up window popped up, with a pure white interface and black font.
"In" Lu Siyin read the only word on it.
It didn't look like someone had hacked her computer, but rather like a special program that could only transmit messages unconditionally, without other functions.
Lu Siyin looked at the computer in confusion, wondering who had touched her terminal device and tried so hard to contact her.
Obviously, Lu Siyin had forgotten someone she had cheated.
Lu Siyin scratched his head and typed a few words on it: [Who are you?]
When Lu Jingshu, who was at Lu's house, received the news that the other party was online, she sat in front of the computer and waited for a while. She almost ran out of patience and waited for such a sentence. She
almost laughed out of anger. Lu Jingshu smiled coldly: [Your ancestors.]
Lu Siyin said "Hey", and his temper exploded immediately. He was crazy on the spot and snapped back: [Give me back my ancestors, brother, you are so funny. My ancestors have been dead for 800 years. Why are you so eager to see King Yan? You are so shameless, you can tolerate thousands of mountains and rivers. If you don't have the ability to hurt me, don't imitate my temper, okay brother!!!】
Lu Jingshu snapped her fingers, as if she was snapping the other person's head, her eyes were like ice knives, and she wanted to stab the other person to death through the screen.
【Even tofu has a brain, but you don't. Idiot!】
【A toad jumps off a cliff, why are you pretending to be Batman with me?】
【My memory is not good recently, I forgot whether I gave you face】
...
The two of them argued back and forth, neither of them gave in.
Lu Siyin rarely met someone who fought with him for three hundred rounds, and he was in a good mood, and gradually he had more appreciation for the other person.
Lu Jingshu sneered frequently on her face, and she had already thought of killing the other person.
Finally, Lu Siyin thought that this was not a solution. She still had to go to the Lu family. She couldn't keep wasting time with that man.
[Wait, let's call a truce first. Let's talk business. What do you want from me?]
Lu Jingshu was a little annoyed that she was wasting time on her, so she walked down the stairs: [I forgot what bad things you have done.]
Lu Siyin looked at this sentence for a long time before she gradually figured out who the other party was.
She hadn't done many bad things with this computer. After thinking about it for a while, she remembered that he should be the person who had been used by her to divert the attention of the federal government not long ago.
Speaking of this, Lu Siyin felt guilty. It was indeed her who was immoral first.
Then she didn't care about being scolded by him so many times.
[Uh, it's you. I'm really sorry. I apologize to you for my actions in an emergency. 】
【If apologies are useful, what's the point of the law】
【Then I apologize sincerely】
【...Do you want to die?】
Lu Siyin looked at this sentence and suddenly felt familiar, but he didn't know where this familiarity came from.
【So what do you want?】
Lu Jingshu didn't beat around the bush and typed directly: 【I have something that I need your help with. 】
【What kind of help do you want? Let me make it clear first. I don't do murder or illegal things, I don't do things related to pornography, gambling, and drugs, I don't do things that betray my beliefs and my country, and I don't do things that go against my conscience. 】
【Hehe, you have the ability】
【Hey, underestimate me. I don't have the ability, but I still succeeded in tricking you】
【If you want to die, just keep mentioning this. 】
"Hey, you're not allowed to say it!" Lu Siyin pouted and muttered, "I always feel like I've seen this kind of personality somewhere. It's really strange!"
Perhaps it was this familiarity that made Lu Siyin tolerate him a lot.
【It's good that it's not, so what kind of help are you doing】
Lu Jingshu thought for a moment and suggested: 【Let's meet in person and tell me the details. Which country are you in】
【You may not know it if you tell me. 】
【Don't talk nonsense!】
【Okay, just pretend! Nanshanzhou, have you heard of it? If you haven't heard of it, don't pretend. 】
Lu Jingshu automatically ignored the other words, her eyes fixed on the three words "Nanshanzhou", a little surprised.
He turned out to be from Nanshanzhou...
【What a coincidence, I'm also in Nanshanzhou. 】
Lu Siyin: “…”
The slap in the face came so unexpectedly. She didn’t know if it was too late for her to retract her boastful words just now.
【Then you book a table. 】
【Today, one week later, at twelve o’clock noon, Yihuan Bilian Restaurant. 】
The strangeness in Lu Siyin’s heart became even stronger. The two words “Bilian” were also very familiar. Could it be that she had been to this place before
? 【Okay, no problem. 】
As soon as these words were typed, the page disappeared immediately, not even bothering to stay for a second.
Lu Siyin took a deep breath and persuaded herself not to get angry, as anger would only hurt her.
She came out of the underground laboratory with her computer, walked out of the villa, and walked towards the car waiting on the side of the road.
Zhou Zipei leaned his elbows on the window, looking ahead lazily with his head propped up. When he noticed her movements, he turned his head to look over. At that moment, his eyes, which had just been calm and indifferent, suddenly showed a smile, and the light floated, as if there were stars twinkling in them.
He got out of the car, took the things in Lu Siyin's hand, and glanced at it: "What is this?"
"The computer I assembled." Lu Siyin opened the car door and got in.
"So amazing," Zhou Zipei praised.
"Of course." Lu Siyin also accepted it.
...
When I arrived at Lu's house, I saw Lu Jingshu coming out of her room, her face was not very good.
"What's wrong?" Lu Siyin asked tentatively, "Who made you angry?"
Lu Jingshu thought of the person who had just cursed at her for several minutes, and said with a stern face, "It's okay, just an unimportant person."
Lu Siyin said angrily: "No matter what, if you make my sister angry, you are making things difficult for me. I curse him to have no toilet paper when going to the toilet, no umbrella when it rains, the car will get wet wherever it parks, the water will be cut off when it is hot, there will be no ink to write, no seasoning packets for instant noodles, the toilet will be blocked when going to the toilet, there will be no pull ring when buying cans, no straw when buying milk tea, there will be watermelon seeds when eating watermelon, he will always be cut in line, and he will not be able to eat two dishes in his life."
Lu Jingshu felt relieved and his face softened a lot: "Thank you for your good words."
Lu Siyin smiled and said: "It should be, hehe."
"Let's go to father's study."
Lu Siyin nodded: "Okay. I'm going to the toilet, you go first."
Lu Jingshu left first.
Three minutes later, Lu Siyin saw the empty toilet paper box next to the toilet and fell into deep thought.
How could she be so unlucky today?
Such a ridiculous thing happened to her .
Five minutes later, the cleaning lady finally remembered that she had forgotten something in the toilet and knocked on the door hurriedly: "Second Miss, I'm so sorry, I forgot to put new toilet paper."
Lu Siyin breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that she would have to stay here for a long time.
It seems that going to the toilet without toilet paper is very socially dead no matter how you say it.
Fortunately, the matter has not been spread yet.
She opened the door a crack, took the toilet paper from the aunt, said thank you, and when closing the door, she specifically said: "Aunt, this matter is known to you and me, and to heaven and earth."
The aunt understood immediately: "I understand, I understand, don't worry."
Lu Siyin was relieved.