Chapter 89: Pure Straight Man
Lu Siyin slept soundly all night, while Zhou Zipei could not sleep. He
tossed and turned in the middle of the night and had to sit up from the bed, cursing, "What is going on?"
So the next day, he came downstairs with two panda eyes.
As soon as he got downstairs, he saw Lu Siyin in high spirits, sticking to Lu Jingshu, mumbling something in secret.
"Cough" he coughed deliberately.
Lu Siyin heard the sound, her body stiffened, and her whole body was stiffer than a stone. She sat up straight as if in response, her eyes were erratic, for fear that others would not know that she was saying bad things.
Suddenly, she raised her voice to cover up something, and said to Lu Jingshu for no reason: "Hey, sister, where did you buy this dress? It's so beautiful. How much did you pay for it? What brand is it? You look like a fairy when you wear it."
Haha, she said this on purpose for him to hear.
Lu Jingshu glanced at her strangely and said seriously: "I didn't buy it. I don't know what brand it is. You also have one."
Lu Siyin: "..." You really, I'm crying, every word has a response.
Zhou Zipei: "..."
He rubbed his brow bone that was uncomfortable due to lack of sleep.
Chu Mian just came down from the stairs at this time, a little later than usual, and obviously didn't sleep well.
Lu Siyin saw it and thought to himself, that's right, the two of them made a fuss until midnight before going to bed, it would be strange if they could sleep well.
Chu Mian's eyes fell on Lu Jingshu who was leaning quietly on the sofa and paused for a few seconds, then he looked away as if nothing had happened and looked elsewhere.
Breakfast was already on the table, and the four of them sat down together.
Lu Jingshu took off her headphones and put them on the corner of the table, glanced at the opposite side, frowned slightly, and hesitated to speak.
Chu Mian was absent-minded and didn't notice.
Lu Siyin secretly pulled Lu Jingshu's clothes under the table and winked at her.
Lu Jingshu looked over and asked with her eyes: What's the matter?
Lu Siyin couldn't bear to see her sister getting deeper and deeper, and then followed her into her dust and ended up like this. Then he leaned his head closer and whispered as quietly as
possible: "Sister, do you know why the two people opposite look so half dead?" Lu Jingshu raised her eyebrows and asked softly: "Do you know?" Lu Siyin had a gossipy expression on her face, saying "Of course I know, you would never guess." She was still in suspense, and her clear eyes clearly said "Ask me, ask me. " Lu Jingshu did as she wished: "What?" Lu Siyin was like the village lady, she curled her lips and glanced, and immediately told the shocking secret. "They are a traitor, they are together behind our backs!" Lu Jingshu sighed, looked at each other with a puzzled look, and said suspiciously: "This can't be...right" Lu Siyin sighed and whispered: "Don't disbelieve me, I saw them hugging each other last night, being affectionate." Zhou Zipei: "..." Chu Mian: "..." Do you two think you are speaking too softly? The sound of your discussion was deafening in their ears, just like shouting in their ears. The two of them just felt ridiculous, looked at each other tacitly, and almost vomited the overnight meal. Chu Mian didn't have the heart to think about anything else. He looked at Zhou Zipei with a fake smile and asked, "Kiss me, hug me." Zhou Zipei leaned back on the chair and said with difficulty, "Don't look at me for a while, I feel a little nauseous." Chu Mian: "..." Lu Siyin heard the two people repeating her words word for word, and suddenly she was as quiet as a chicken, eating her rice honestly and trying to reduce her presence as much as possible. Zhou Zipei looked at her and sneered. The chopsticks and bowl made a crisp sound when they collided, which sounded like the bell of death in Lu Siyin's ears. It's over... She regretted it secretly. It seemed that the joke was too big this time. I don't know if it's too late to admit her mistake now. Obviously, it's too late... "Are you done eating?" Zhou Zipei asked lazily with her arms folded. "No, no, no," Lu Siyin shook her head like a toad. Even if the king of heaven came, she would not finish eating! Zhou Zipei didn't care about her hesitation. She sneered and with a little ill intention, she stood up and took one or two steps to Lu Siyin's side. Just like last time, she hugged her waist. Lu Siyin was stunned, still holding the chopsticks in her hand, and instantly came from one place to another place - Zhou Zipei's arms. "Hey, don't, I'm not full yet! Put me down." Struggling. "My meal, my breakfast, ah, my beloved rice soup." Wail "I was wrong, I will never tell rumors again, Zhou Zipei, Zhou Shuaige, Zhou Dage, Zhou Zhou, Peipei, please let me go!" Request "Shut up." Apparently none of them worked, Lu Siyin was still carried upstairs. Lu Jingshu stood up and wanted to go over, but was stopped by Chu Mian. "It's okay, Junior Brother knows his limits." That's right... So, Lu Jingshu sat down again, and they stayed in silence for a while, she kept looking at Chu Mian's calm and handsome face. Chu Mian's temples throbbed, and he finally couldn't hold back, and he squeezed out word by word like it was from between his teeth: "I'm not, I didn't." Lu Jingshu was a little embarrassed for a rare time: "Oh!" On the other side Lu Siyin was carried to his bedroom by Zhou Zipei, and before she had time to look around, she was thrown on the bed by the man. She crawled up from the soft bed, holding her collar tightly with one hand, pointing at him with chopsticks in the other hand, and said angrily: "I warn you, don't come over, or I will beat you so hard that you won't even recognize your own mother." Zhou Zipei just looked at her without saying anything, but he didn't seem angry. Lu Siyin couldn't help blushing as she smelled his breath all around her, and complained in her heart, how did this turn into the forced love channel, it was really weird.
"You beast, you are so shameless that you are attracted to both men and women."
Zhou Zipei half-closed her eyes, her smile not reaching her eyes, and deliberately asked: "I haven't done anything yet, how can I be a beast?"
Lu Siyin: "..."
Although she knew it was not good, some blushing pictures still appeared in her mind at an inappropriate time.
Ah, it turns out that she has read too many pornographic books, and her mind is full of pornographic garbage.
Amitabha, color is emptiness, emptiness is color, I have loved learning since I was young, but my family is poor, so I have no books to read, hydrogen, helium, lithium, beryllium, boron, carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, fluorine, sodium...
Lu Siyin's mind was full of a lot of chaotic thoughts, but under Zhou Zipei's teasing and mocking eyes, she felt her face getting hotter and hotter.
"What are you thinking about?" the man asked in a low voice, his voice was very low, like whispering in her ear, magnetic and hoarse, ambiguous and sexy.
Lu Siyin couldn't help rubbing her ears, as if she was lost, and said blankly: "I'm thinking..."
The moment she blurted out the words, she suddenly stopped, and instantly woke up, thinking with fear, it was a close call, she almost fell out, the bastard, actually seduced her!
"I'm not thinking about anything." Lu Siyin was cold and abstinent, with a blank expression.
"Oh" Zhou Zipei came closer, wiped her lips with bread crumbs with her fingertips, and said casually: "Really?"
After the fingers moved away, she felt that the color of her lips seemed to be brighter.
Zhou Zipei took a deep breath and silently thought that the child was not yet an adult, and he was indeed no different from a beast now.
Lu Siyin pursed her lips uncomfortably: "Of course."
"Are you still questioning my sexual orientation now?" Zhou Zipei looked at her with full eyes, full of meaning, ambiguous and affectionate.
Lu Siyin had never doubted it in the first place, but in order to save her life, she kept shaking her head: "No, no, my brother Zhou is a pure straight man, straighter than a ruler, and can't be bent even with pliers. Let alone sexual orientation, even this fair and selfless, black and white character, who sees it can't help but praise your integrity! Even a random person on the street who sees you can't help but sigh, so fucking straight!"
Zhou Zipei: "..."