Cloud Girl Chapter 32
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Xu Xiaomeng, "My little darling, you're so mean! That time I came to find you so late, but you wouldn't take me..."
Chen Nanyi: "Tch, come on, it's just that you're afraid of the dark!"
Xu Xiaomeng, "You, you... how did you know! No! You knew and you still did it, leaving me all alone in the dark!"
Chen Nanyi (；一_一), “Mind your own business!”
Xu Xiaomeng: "Hmph, no way, you have to compensate me!"
Chen Nanyi: "What...you've already asked for so much compensation, haven't you!"
Xu Xiaomeng: "I don't care! I'll punish you by making you my body pillow for the rest of your life!"
Chen Nanyi￣へ￣.
Xu Xiaomeng: "Oh, right, you can't just be a body pillow, you also have to have my babies! Oh, right, you also have to cooperate with me in this and that~"
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Xu Xiaomeng: "You really are a very stubborn person. If I hadn't held your shoulders the whole time that day to make you listen to me, you definitely would have left me."
"But it's good that you're so stubborn. At least when someone tries to recruit you into a pyramid scheme, you won't be brainwashed. In fact, they might be the ones who get brainwashed by you instead..."
Chen Nanyi, "What's wrong? Why are you suddenly so sentimental?"
Xu Xiaomeng turned her head and said, "It's okay. As long as you opened your heart to me for that one moment, that's enough. I don't ask for anything else, as long as I can still be by your side..."
Chen Nanyi (⊙x⊙;), "Is it really that big of a deal? It's just... I forgot to tell you I was pregnant!"
Xu Xiaomeng (｀⌒メ), "Why didn't you say so earlier? You wouldn't let me into the room for two weeks straight. I thought you were frigid. What am I going to do about my happiness for the rest of my life... What?! You're pregnant! Is it mine or yours?"
Chen Nanyi (￣ー￣), "Hmph, that's really stupid. The saying 'pregnancy makes you stupid for three years' should apply to the non-pregnant one!"
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Xu Xiaomeng (=^▽^=): "How was this advertisement? Was it good?"
Chen Nanyi: "Hmm, very good... You've completely overlooked all the highlights of this product."
Xu Xiaomeng: "How could I be that bad? Can't you praise me? Don't you know what kind of person I am?"
Chen Nanyi: "I can't praise you. But I think you're a unreasonable person."
Xu Xiaomeng (｀⌒メ), “What did you say?! Where did I provoke you?! Where, where did I do that?!”
Chen Nanyi: "Aren't you just being unreasonable? And you're not even understanding what I'm saying!"
Xu Xiaomeng: "What?! I've never been that kind of person!"
Chen Nanyi: "So what are you doing now? Under normal circumstances, you should ask me why I came to this conclusion, whether it needs improvement or I should stick to my own ideas?"
"And you don't distinguish between praise and criticism. What if I were praising you for your academic difficulties—what you call stubbornness and never giving up?"
"And why are you looking at me like that? Do you have optic nerve problems, violent tendencies, or are you just fooling yourself? Also, please don't use my questions to question me..."
Xu Xiaomeng (ー_ー)!!, “Yes… I was wrong, really wrong”
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Chen Nanyi: "Whether I'm pretty or not isn't important. What's most important is whether I want to show you the real me. Anyway, to other people, I'm just an ordinary stranger, an average student, a future colleague, or an unknown neighbor."
"It's like seeing a very handsome person on the street, and I admire him, but once I find out he's married, I'll cut off all interest. He'll no longer be a member of the opposite sex for me—unless I like him so much that it violates human ethics."
"So actually, a lot of things just depend on whether the person watching me cares or not -- and some things don't necessarily have to be done this way..."
Xu Xiaomeng (￣ー￣): "After all that, is this why you refuse to cut your hair?! Fine, now I hope you can give me a perm so I can have even prettier hair, okay?"
Chen Nanyi, "Did I ever say that you were someone I cared about?"
Xu Xiaomeng (＞д＜), “You're lying! Didn't you say you'd give me face in public? Why are you doing this again? Why are you bullying me again…”
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Chen Nanyi said, "I once wanted to be a very thoughtful person, but I failed because I couldn't face my own weakness and fear... Perhaps only after many years will I understand my true self and find my confidence."
Xu Xiaomeng chuckled, "You're such a blunt and blunt person. Are you implying that I have no taste? Silly boy, true love is proven through companionship."
"You're the one who's really in a bad situation. I think unless I die, I'll stay by your side for the rest of my life, so stop being so fickle and just accept me! (*￣з￣)"
Chen Nanyi: "Why can't you stop talking about your old stuff? Is that all you ever think about?!"
Xu Xiaomeng said, "Because I once wanted to live a quiet life. But who told me to be so anxious and sad all the time, all because I met you... Maybe many years later, I will be able to truly have you, but right now, I can't live without you either."
Chen Nanyi, "Why do I suddenly feel a chill, like I'm being haunted by a ghost?"
Xu Xiaomeng & &
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One day, Xu Xiaomeng lay listlessly in bed.
My little nephew asked curiously, "Uncle, what's wrong with you? (⊙o⊙)"
Xu Xiaomeng (_), "Cough cough, it's nothing, I'm just a little tired, I'll be fine after lying down for a while..."
My little nephew (⊙x⊙;): "Oh, I know! My mom does that too. After she and dad fight, she can't win, so she keeps yelling. She yelled for so long that her voice got hoarse, and she can't get out of bed!"
My little nephew said, "Auntie, Auntie, Uncle is so pitiful. He can't even beat you in a fight. Please don't fight with him, okay? (つд)"
Chen Nanyi paused for a moment in confusion, but continued working on the documents with her head down ㄟ(▔ ,▔)ㄏ, “Oh…”
Xu Xiaomeng struggled to her feet, flicked her finger, and said, →_→ "You brat, how can you hurt your own uncle like this! I'll tell Ya Ya that you have a new girlfriend, and see what you do then, hmph..."
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Little dumpling: "Mommy, Mommy, has Daddy ever written you a love letter?"
Chen Nanyi frowned, "Yes... I guess so!"
The little ones exclaimed, "Oh, I want to see! I want to... I want to see too!"
Chen Nanyi took out two pieces of paper: one containing Raphael's mathematical formulas, and the other containing a text message, 962464.
The little ones (⊙o⊙) exclaimed, "Daddy! What's this?!"
Xu Xiaomeng →_→, “You don’t even understand this, you idiot!”
The little ones thought, "Hmph, we'll just ask our big brother when he gets back from kindergarten."
The big steamed bun, who had just returned from kindergarten, took it and then glanced at Xu Xiaomeng with disdain. He solved the equation; the answer was 520.
"Then, what about 962464?"
Big Bun: "Are you stupid? Just type it out!"
So, Chen Nanyi, who had been eavesdropping around the corner, took out her phone and started typing: 962464≯ I love you.
Thus, the equations and numerical problems that had puzzled Chen Nanyi for many years were finally solved.
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Why Chen Nanyi Doesn't Get Married: Her Daily Life
Chen Nanyi: "I don't like sleeping with others. If I sleep alone, I'll take over the whole bed. If I sleep with someone else, I'll probably cling to them like glue..."
Xu Xiaomeng, "I do..."
Chen Nanyi: "I don't eat mixed foods. If I want to eat vegetables today, I'll pick out the meat and rice; if I want to eat meat today, I'll pick out the vegetables and bread..."
Xu Xiaomeng, "I'm willing to eat what you leave behind..."
Chen Nanyi said, "I have to clean up immediately after I finish eating, and I have to do my own things myself. I don't want to trouble others, and I don't want others to be troubled..."
Xu Xiaomeng said, "No, no, please stop talking. I'll do what you want to do, and I'll do what you don't want to do... I just want you to change your mind about not getting married."
Chen Nanyi: "Okay, then, will you have my baby? Or—I want to be on top of you?"
Xu Xiaomeng ╭(╯ε╰)╮, “Holy crap, did it have to be this explosive all at once!”
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The reporter asked, "Mr. Xu, your wife likes to wear acupressure slippers because she believes they are a painful reminder of life, a reminder to be patient and more vigilant about the fickleness of human nature... How do you tolerate such a fastidious person who would have such thoughts over a pair of slippers?"
Xu Xiaomeng: "Uh, acupressure shoes are very healthy for massaging acupoints on the body, everyone should try them...hehe."
The reporter asked, "Mr. Xu, your wife can't stand pockets, so she seals them up. Also, her clothes tend to be either too plain or too flashy, either bland or too trendy. Psychologically speaking, this indicates a certain psychological problem... What's your opinion on this?"
Xu Xiaomeng said, "That's her life. I believe everyone has those quirks, and I can pretend I didn't see them. But I won't ignore her kindness."
Reporter (⊙o⊙) ? ? "What do you mean?"
Xu Xiaomeng (_), "Don't you even understand this? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, don't you know that! What, you have a problem with that? Ouch! Believe me or not, I'll bite you..."
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During one argument, Xu Xiaomeng and Chen Nanyi had a very heated argument, and in the end, they both sat in silence.
After a while, Chen Nanyi suddenly asked very seriously, "Do you think we are really suitable to be together?"
Xu Xiaomeng panicked, thinking, "Is this the prelude to breaking up? No, no, Xu Xiaomeng shook her head violently—what should I do?"
Then Xu Xiaomeng suddenly cupped her face, her eyes sparkling, "How could that be? I'm so good, so versatile, how could I not be suitable?"
"Hey, don't turn your head... It's like you're a tree, and I'm your root; you're a cloud, and I'm the sky behind you; if you're the mother of my child, then I'm definitely the father!"
Chen Nanyi →_→, "Sorry, the analogy logic between the nouns and relative pronouns is incorrect; this is not a complete parallel sentence."
Xu Xiaomeng ⊙﹏⊙∥, “That’s not what I meant… but it’s okay, whatever you say goes, I’m flexible!”
Mini-Drama: Chen Nanyi is Also Versatile
Xu Xiaomeng exclaimed, "How are you so amazing! You can do this!"
Chen Nanyi: "Because I'm so versatile! I can handle both arrogant and aloof men and innocent and naive men!"
Xu Xiaomeng, what?!
Chen Nanyi: "I've always been an extreme person. I didn't want anyone before, but now that I've decided to break my vow, if I can't be reborn as a human in my next life, then it would be too much of a loss if I only had one man in this life!"
Xu Xiaomeng~, “You filthy old woman! What about me?! What am I going to do?!”
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Chen Nanyi: "What's wrong? Why are you doing this again!"
Xu Xiaomeng (д;), “Oh my god! How could you be so disgusting as to want to do something like that to a kidney!”
Chen Nanyi (￣ー￣): "Can you please stop breaking down the characters and explaining them like that!"
Xu Xiaomeng: "I didn't... It was clearly you~, always saying things like 'It took you so long to get a kidney!', 'You were in such a hurry to get a kidney!', 'You wanted a kidney so many times!', making me want to get a kidney too ╮(￣⊿￣)╭"
Chen Nanyi: "That's just my catchphrase. You always call me 'Niu Niu' or 'little friend,' so let me ask you, how can you do things that are inappropriate for minors to children every day!"
Xu Xiaomeng (￣ 'i ￣;), “Uh…wow! The weather is nice today!”
Urgent weather forecast: "Attention all citizens! Thunderstorms are expected today and tomorrow. Please be careful when traveling..."
Xu Xiaomeng ┳ ┳～～Emma, you little rascal, what a rip-off!
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Xu Xiaomeng sometimes feels scared.
Because sometimes Chen Nanyi is like a heartless person—how can he move a heartless person?
Chen Nanyi~, "I only abandoned those useless senses because I had a hard time before, so now I just find it hard to feel those emotions. How can I not have a heart! Baby is unhappy."
Xu Xiaomeng (︶︿︶), “Baby? How dare you say that! You're clearly very knowledgeable and considerate, it's just a matter of whether you want to be. But you never do that in front of me! You either say you don't know anything when I ask you anything, or you won't even give me a kiss when I'm sad! How heartless you are…”
Chen Nanyi: "I didn't!"
Xu Xiaomeng ╭╮ “What don’t you have! You’re just born rebellious. You never directly deny anything I say, but you can use twisted logic to make it sound convincing, and then you’ll convince me to agree with you… Oh right, I just remembered, that time when I went home, you tricked me into stealing the dog bowl from the neighbor’s dog, Erwang—and I got chased by the dog for three miles!”
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Chen Nanyi: "Honey, could you ask Yijing if she's coming this weekend?"
Xu Xiaomeng: "...Okay, she said she might come."
Chen Nanyi: "Thanks, but you can't secretly tell Yijing that you're disturbing our time together and let her go have fun by herself! That would be really awful!"
Xu Xiaomeng: "Tch, do you think I'm that petty? I'll only give you two days at most."
Chen Nanyi, "My husband is so good!"
Xu Xiaomeng |(￣3￣)|, “That’s…”
Chen Nanyi: "Seriously, you took my politeness seriously. Young man, you need to practice more. I was just kidding."
Xu Xiaomeng ╰_╯, tap the screen, tap the screen, tap the screen...
Chen Nanyi: "What are you doing! You've poked me so much I can't use the computer anymore, are you stupid? You're still arguing with me, are you going to pok me again?!"
Xu Xiaomeng, tap the screen, "44", tap the screen, "44", tap the screen, "44"...
Chen Nanyi: "Wow, this is the only time you'll listen to me."
Xu Xiaomeng, "Waaah, you don't love me anymore~~"
Chen Nanyi: "No way, I'm here every day! You said the best thing for you is the time I spend with you, whether we love each other or not doesn't matter."
Xu Xiaomeng: "Seriously, is that the last sentence even important?! Is it important?! What kind of hearing do you have? How come you only heard that one sentence?! (╥╯^╰╥)"
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Xu Xiaomeng, "Baby, tell me, what is your dream?"
Chen Nanyi, "I want to ride in an ambulance and a police car at least once in my life..."
Xu Xiaomeng, "Huh?"
Chen Nanyi: "I've thought it through. I'll rob an armored truck first, then the police will shoot me, and I can get into a police car!"
Xu Xiaomeng (つд): "What kind of question is that?!"
Xu Xiaomeng then asked, "Is there anything you're really looking forward to?"
Chen Nanyi said, "Yes, I wish someone would kidnap me once, so I could put to use what I learned in theory class. For example, I can't look at their faces, or I'll be killed! Or the person who kidnaps me could be handsome, so I could fall for him... I used to really want that, but I don't want it anymore." Chen Nanyi shook her head.
Xu Xiaomeng, "Uh... um? Why!"
Chen Nanyi ⊙︿⊙, “It’s simple. Someone like me, penniless and unattractive, if I were kidnapped, I’d have nothing to exchange for. I’d just get killed and that would be the end of it! Do you think I’m stupid? —Besides, I’d better stay away from you.”
Xu Xiaomeng~, why is that again?
Chen Nanyi said, "You know, even though you didn't have much money to begin with, what if someone kidnaps you and kidnaps me, an innocent person with no money? Wouldn't I be doomed? What if you refuse to pay the ransom? And if you do pay it, it's still my money, and I'll feel bad about it..."
Xu Xiaomeng ╥﹏╥, “I’m speechless! I just wanted to ask if you had any dates you were looking forward to…”
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Chen Nanyi: "What? You're such a princess! All I did was carry a bucket of water without asking for your help, and you're already saying I don't treat you like family? How can someone be so sensitive and fragile? I can't take it anymore!"
Xu Xiaomeng: "I should say you're too manly! Tell me, aside from not being able to act like a man in bed, when have you ever treated me like your man?"
Chen Nanyi: "So, I treated you like a man in bed? Did you think we just stared at each other and did nothing the whole time?"
Xu Xiaomeng: "How could you say that? You're so stubborn and have no sense of romance at all!"
Chen Nanyi: "Then go find someone interesting. I've never been good at being affectionate, I'm really disappointing you."
Xu Xiaomeng, "Ah, don't go... I'm sorry, I just didn't want you to work so hard. Why did you get angry like that? Actually, I'm embarrassed to say it, but it's because I'm too insecure. I know you don't want to trouble others, but I also feel sorry for you. Do you know that your independence makes me feel like I can't hold onto you? It scares me..."
Chen Nanyi, "So now you have the nerve to say that?"
Xu Xiaomeng (⊙x⊙;)
Chen Nanyi: "Why are you looking at me like that? You never told me this before, how was I supposed to know?"
Xu Xiaomeng: "Why do I have to say everything myself? I know you're usually pretty oblivious, but I have my pride too, you know. You should pay a little attention to me!"
Chen Nanyi: "Okay. I'm paying attention to you now. You should still go to the hospital to get checked out! I really feel like you've been a bit irritable lately, and you're also quite agitated. It might be a thyroid problem... Hey, don't go! I'm really serious about this! Hey!"
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