Chapter 8 I am a frivolous guest of heaven and earth. Helian
Tieshu is the general of Xixia Kingdom's expedition to the east, and the leader of Xixia Yipintang. Xixia Kingdom has been reorganizing its army for several years, and now is the time to test the results. He originally planned to start with the two pillars of the Song Dynasty's martial arts world, first destroying the Beggar Gang and then strengthening Shaolin. By then, the Central Plains martial arts world will be in disarray. He will lead Yipintang and the Xixia army to cooperate internally and externally, and drive straight into the Song Dynasty without any effort. The
Beggar Gang was late in coming to Huishan, and he was very happy in his heart. He could use this opportunity to take down the Beggar Gang in one fell swoop.
However, things suddenly changed.
They had packed their bags and were ready to go out to find trouble with the Beggar Gang, but they saw a man suddenly falling from the sky.
The man was dressed like a beggar, with no clothes on his upper body, colorful tattoos, a green bamboo stick on his waist, and a pot of wine in his hand. No one could see clearly where he fell from, but when he appeared in sight, he was already dozens of feet high in the air.
He landed safely in front of everyone, without any injury. This kind of lightness skill was amazing and unheard of. Helian Tieshu had never heard of such a person in the Central Plains martial arts world, and he was very suspicious.
"Xiao Hao, the tenth generation leader of the Beggar Gang, is here to accept the appointment with Yipintang Huishan!"
Xiao Hao landed and saw the group of Xixia warriors. He immediately sent a map to announce his purpose.
Helian Tieshu had just heard from a spy that the top leaders of the Beggars' Clan had all arrived in Jiangnan and were gathering in the apricot forest to discuss important matters. They would definitely not be able to make it to the appointment in a short time. He never expected that Xiao Hao would suddenly appear like a ghost, and even appear in such an incredible way from the sky.
Hearing his shouting just now vibrate in his ears, he must have extremely deep internal strength.
Helian Tieshu did not dare to underestimate the enemy, and said to Xiao Hao: "Isn't the leader of the Beggar Gang Qiao Feng? How come he was replaced in the blink of an eye?" It
would have been fine if he didn't mention Qiao Feng, but as soon as Xiao Hao mentioned Qiao Feng, he felt sorry for Qiao Feng, and he was in no good mood when he saw this group of people: "My eldest brother has known his life experience and has gone to find his enemies. The Beggar Gang cannot be left without someone to take care of it, so I will manage the affairs of the gang for him. I just took office in a hurry today. I haven't had time to tell the heroes of Jianghu."
A man in front of Helian Tieshu saw that he was speaking arrogantly, and heard that he was a beggar leader who was hastily appointed, so he no longer took his shocking appearance to heart, and walked up to teach him a lesson: "My general is in front, why don't you kneel and salute!"
Xiao Hao raised his eyebrows. Is there anyone in this world who is in a hurry to die?
He paced slowly, found a tree root and sat down, and drank wine sip by sip. "Master Tiandijun, who is your general?"
Seeing that he didn't take Helian Tieshu seriously at all, the man was furious and said, "What an arrogant beggar! It turns out that the people of Song Dynasty are ignorant of etiquette, no wonder they have no achievements!"
Xiao Hao paused with his drink and glanced at him from a distance. The man felt a chill on his spine and couldn't say the rest of the words.
Xiao Hao seemed to be unaware of it. He chuckled and whistled casually. A snow-white falcon fell from the sky, landed on his arm and rubbed against it affectionately. He teased the bird and asked, "It was windy just now, what did you say?"
Helian Tieshu laughed three times and said in a sly voice, "We have come from afar, and this is how the Beggars' Gang treats guests?"
Xiao Hao looked surprised, raised his head and asked, "So I am the host. I am rude. The general's men asked me to salute as soon as they saw me. I, a beggar, have never seen the world and don't know how to deal with such a big scene. Since you, the general, are guests, why don't you dismount and be their guests?"
Helian Tieshu's face turned pale. He calmed down and snorted coldly: "You are so sharp-tongued."
The man in front of him saw that Helian Tieshu was helping him and became arrogant again. He said to Xiao Hao: "Where are the other members of your Beggar Gang? Why are you the only one here?"
Xiao Hao took a sip of wine, patted Bai Feng's head on his shoulder, and said nonchalantly: "The leader of the Beggar Gang has come in person, which shows that he thinks highly of the general! The disciples of the Beggar Gang are all beggars who travel around the world and are supported by hundreds of families. There is really nothing to see."
At first, Helian Tieshu was surprised that the disciples of the Beggar Gang had already arrived, so he did not dare to move. Now that he heard that he was the only one, his guard relaxed: "The leader of the Beggar Gang is really generous. He dares to come to my Yipintang alone."
"I dare not, I dare not," Xiao Hao teased his white phoenix. The little fellow had not been called out for a long time, and was very affectionate to him. He kept rubbing against his neck, making Xiao Hao itchy. "The general's reputation is far-reaching. Oh, since we have made an appointment to go to Huishan to see the Beggar Gang's unique skills, it will be of little use if other people come. I will tell them not to run back and forth."
Helian Tieshu was angry that the Beggar Gang did not fall for it and did not let him capture the main force; at the same time, he secretly made up his mind to make sure that Xiao Hao would never return.
"I've heard that the Beggars' Gang has two unique skills, one is the Cat-beating Stick Technique, and the other is the Twenty-Eight Snake-Subduing Palms. I hope I can see them today."
Seeing that the warrior who relied on the power of others deliberately insulted the Beggars' Gang's unique skills, Xiao Hao raised his arm, and the white phoenix flew out like an arrow from a bow, quickly pecking a bloody hole in the man's nose, and then flapped its wings and circled over the heads of the crowd, chirping twice as if to seek credit.
Xiao Hao stood up and pretended to be concerned, "Oh, my falcon is usually neglected to discipline, and it wants to bite the snake when it sees it. Is this brother okay?"
"You!" The man covered his nose, obviously in great pain.
Xiao Hao pulled out his dog-beating stick and held it in his hand, pretending to go into battle. He was too lazy to talk to them anymore, so he took a big gulp of wine. Feeling the effect of the wine fairy on his body had been triggered, he shouted: "I'm in a bad mood today, please go back to where you came from, friends from Xixia!"
Then he rushed straight towards Helian Tieshu.
To catch a thief, you must first catch the leader. This group of monsters over level 50 are not to be feared, but the elite small BOSS in the middle must be killed first. Since he knew that he could not escape from shouting in this world, he silently decided to be a tamed beggar, shouting less and killing more people in seconds.
Helian Tieshu didn't expect this man to change his face so quickly, and suddenly rushed up without saying hello. He hurriedly dodged, but was knocked off his horse by Xiao Hao's Jiaolong suit. Helian Tieshu felt as if his whole body was frozen. He wanted to fight back but he had no time to move. When he reacted, Xiao Hao's next move was already in front of him.
All this happened in a flash. He knew something was wrong and immediately shouted, "Shoot!"
The warriors who were still stunned finally reacted and quickly formed a battle array. However, Xiao Hao was too close to Helian Tieshu. They were afraid of the consequences and no one dared to shoot.
Helian Tieshu was furious and tried to escape Xiao Hao's attack range. However, Xiao Hao was already full of buffs at this moment. He used all his strength and slapped Helian Tieshu in the face.
"This slap is for your father!"
The dragon shape formed by the Qi roared and hit Helian Tieshu's face. Helian Tieshu immediately spurted blood and flew backwards. He broke several big trees in succession before stopping.
Xiao Hao stared in amazement at Helian Tieshu's health bar being emptied in an instant. After the slap, he froze in place.
Everyone in Yipintang was amazed. Xiao Hao's martial arts skills were far beyond their imagination. A few brave ones saw Xiao Hao standing still and ran to Helian Tieshu to check, but found that Xiao Hao's palm full of buffs directly beat their general to death.
"General...!"
"General, the general is dead!"
"General!"
...
What? Dead? !
Xiao Hao looked down at his palm. Did he... kill someone?
[Ding! The hero's emotions are detected to be fluctuating. The system reminds you to not indulge in the secret realm too much to avoid going astray. "
System, did I kill him?" Xiao Hao hurried to look at Helian Tieshu's empty health bar. He had previously relied on the Eighth Level Kanglong to slowly beat down Bai Shijing and the hooligans, but he really didn't expect the power of the Xunzhi Qixue to be so great. Helian Tieshu was hit by his palm and died instantly!
[Hero, please don't take it too seriously. The characters in the secret realm are just a bunch of data to you. 】
"You lied to me!" Xiao Hao took several deep breaths but couldn't calm down. Although he had been here for a short time, he knew clearly that they were all living people. Even if they were just insignificant characters in a novel in his world, in fact, in this world, they each had their own birth, aging, illness, death, and destiny, and each of them was truly living in this world.
[…The knight's martial arts were unparalleled, his skills were amazing, he drove away the Xixia Yipintang, and protected the Song Dynasty. Everyone praised him, and his status was +2000. 】
"..." Xiao Hao sighed, unable to accept it for a moment: "You, you let me slow down...!"
In the world of martial arts, there are fighting and killing. Today you are wandering around the world and tomorrow you are beheaded. This is normal. Helian Tieshu was the general of Xixia's expedition to the east. His killing also eliminated the hidden danger for the Song Dynasty. If Xixia wanted to invade the Song Dynasty, there would be Helian Tiehua and Helian Tiecao after the death of Helian Tieshu. It is understandable that he accidentally killed him. But...but...
【Hero, are you blind? 】
Xiao Hao heard that the system seemed to be too lazy to pay attention to him. He took a closer look and found that although Helian Tieshu's health bar was emptied, the status clearly showed the words "severely injured".
"..."
Xiao Hao instantly felt that all his pretentiousness was in vain.
The people of Xixia Yipintang saw that he was in a strange state but did not dare to approach easily. Someone shouted "Revenge for the general!" The Xixia warriors remembered Helian Tieshu's last order, and they all bent their bows and shot arrows at Xiao Hao.
Xiao Hao flew away the arrows around him with a dragon roar. Yanyuxing walked in front of Helian Tieshu and quickly stuffed a Jieyuandan into his mouth.
Damn, he was scared. Since he is not dead, he should lie down for a while.
Everyone in Yipintang was still in shock, and they saw what he had given Helian Tieshu to eat. They couldn't shoot with the bow and arrow in their hands, and they couldn't stop shooting.
Xiao Hao took out a large box of medium-quality hemostatic ointment from his bag, handed it to the big man who was hit by his Tianxuan, and said, "I saw that your general really wanted to see the two unique skills of the Beggar Gang, so I beat him up. I didn't expect your general to be so weak that he lay down before I could use my dog-beating stick technique. I have saved his life just now. This is the best medicine. Give it to your general to take later."
The Xixia warrior took the medicine from Xiao Hao with suspicion, not daring to act rashly.
Xiao Haocai disdained the mean act of putting something in the medicine. He thought that they were judging others by their own mean minds, so he picked up the wine altar and said to them: "The martial arts of Central Plains are extensive and profound, and there are hundreds of unknown people like me. I hope you can take your generals back to recuperate, and don't think about attacking the Song Dynasty again! I, the disciples of the Beggar Gang, act openly and honestly, so you can take the medicine without worrying about it."
The author has something to say: Regarding the acupoints mentioned in the text, to put it simply, if you click on Yulong, you have to stack eight layers of Kanglong. The more you hit, the higher the damage. If you click on Xunzhi, it is a beggar's palm, and all the damage is concentrated in one palm. In the 90s, there were actually quite few beggars who could be killed with one palm. After all, they were too fragile... The ultimate beggar didn't even need the love and laughter... But the high critical one palm beggar was really painful, and it was no problem to kill people with one palm =. =
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I mentioned the Beggars' Gang to my friend, and he said that they could lose in the battlefield, but the Beggars' Gang must die...
_(:з」∠)_ Hey... I always thought that beggars were cute!
In the 90s, I had a beggar brother relative who had a nice voice and was funny. Since then, I have always had a good impression of the Beggars' Gang [Although this guy often throws me into the water, into the mountains, and into the sky... In the 90s, there was only the flying beggar double light skill, you know =. =】
And they would click on me to plant the flag from time to time and then I, a PVE player, would be in the air with a bloody face, thinking who I am, where I am, and what is the meaning of my life…………
Ahem, then I had a certain admiration for the beggar brother, so I created a small account of the beggar gang (which is the prototype of the beggar in the article……), and when I was clearing my daily tasks, I fought in the Wandering Island, and the meow milk [……]. You know the Wandering Island dungeon, the meow milk formation is really not enough to heal, especially the boss skills are more bullying to melee combat, just when the meow milk looked desperate, and as a half-way beggar gang player who can only press macros, I was also desperate, and then I saw the other three beggars in the team laughing drunkenly……
At that moment, I felt that beggars are really the cutest creatures in the world, right! ! ! ! ! !
Well, then I followed them and laughed until I was drunk 2333333333333 [Except for the fact that I ate too much Zhisan, I never thought that I had the skill of laughing until I was drunk…
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Regarding the name of the Dragon Subduing Palm…the latest revised version is the 28 Dragon Subduing Palms (this bug has been fixed by Mr. Jin for so many years), and Qiao Feng improved it and simplified it to 18 palms, which was passed down by Xu Zhu, although it sounds weird…
I accidentally wrote such a long article. I am really hopeless for talking too much…