He had already figured out a way to make the monsters collect fear points without causing the red and black sides to become too unbalanced, thus preventing him from having a good show to watch, while also making a lot of money.
He usually spends all his money on the unlimited credit card that Ayako gave him, making him seem like a kept man.
Although this gigolo is really quite tempting.
But seeing the girls in his family working hard for their own careers, and even Sonoko starting to seriously learn how to manage a dumpling shop, he, as a lazy bum, couldn't help but feel ashamed and decided to turn things around.
As for how to translate...
Yuzuru tapped his fingers lightly on the lab table: "Shiho, what do you think would happen if we had the monsters specifically go to the Black Organization and the FBI to collect fear points?"
Shiho tilted her head and thought for a moment before starting to analyze: "Given the intelligence gathering speed of these organizations, after the initial panic, they will definitely be able to gather information about the yokai as soon as possible. However... even if they gather information, I don't think they will have a way to deal with the yokai..."
At this point, the tea-haired girl seemed to suddenly recall the function of the Purifying Spring that Yuzuru had just mentioned. Her eyes lit up, as if she understood something: "You mean... we can sell the Purifying Spring as 'exorcising holy water'?"
“Clever.” Yuzuru snapped his fingers. “But more accurately, it’s ‘poison that makes you see ghosts’ and ‘exorcising weapons’.”
He explained in detail, "By making eye drops from diluted spring water, ordinary people can briefly see the traces of monsters; by applying it to weapons, it can harm monsters. Of course..."
Yuzuru paused deliberately, revealing a meaningful smile, "This effect is not permanent; it will gradually decrease over time, just like a battery will run out of power. Therefore, they need to 'recharge' periodically, which means using the spring water we provide again."
Shiho immediately understood what he meant: "Continuous consumption...like the relationship between a printer and ink cartridges?"
However, their printers and ink cartridges are all from the same manufacturer.
Truly self-produced and self-sold.
On one hand, they send monsters to collect the fear value in the hearts of the organization members, and on the other hand, they force them to spend money to buy exorcism tools, which are disposable items.
If you don't buy it, you can only wait to be relentlessly attacked by monsters, falling into endless fear.
"Hiss~ You're a complete swindler!"
Thinking of that scene, Shiho couldn't help but gasp.
They're producing and selling their own products. Even capitalists aren't this ruthless. They're going to suck the bones out of the organization and intelligence agencies like the FBI!
Yuzuru raised an eyebrow: "I'll give you 20%."
Shiho: "Count me in."
Without the slightest hesitation, the aloof, tea-haired girl chose to join the shady businessmen's group.
There was no other reason; it was just that her hidden stash of money was discovered by her older sister the day before yesterday, and now she urgently needed a new stash of money to expand her private room.
As for whether the organization and the FBI live or die, what does that have to do with her?
Nothing is more important than her secret stash of money.
Looking at Shiho, who had already agreed to join, Hanyu Nan smiled with satisfaction.
Making money is secondary.
His main reason was that he wanted to give Gin and his friends some fun.
Life shouldn't always be too bland, like a stagnant pool without any ripples. It needs ups and downs, storms and waves, to make life more interesting.
As for him, he was just responsible for watching the show from the shore.
Speaking of melons...
"This melon tastes good. I'll have Mingmei cultivate a couple more later."
Yuzuru took a bite of the icy watermelon, the sweet juice spreading in his mouth and sliding down his throat, making him squint his eyes contentedly and sigh.
He had always wanted to try what iced watermelon tasted like when he played Plants vs. Zombies, and now his wish has finally come true.
Shiho Miyano rolled her eyes at him, annoyed. "So what's the specific plan?"
The girl had completely entered a business planning state, her icy blue eyes gleaming with shrewdness.
Yuzuru snapped his fingers, and the laboratory door suddenly opened. A group of monsters that had just escaped floated back, trembling.
"First, we need to provide on-the-job training for our employees." He clapped his hands, sounding just like a HR manager from a shady company. "Everyone, I have good news. Starting today, you won't have to be dissected and studied by our female scientists every day."
The monsters looked at each other, and the lantern demon's flame flickered on and off, as if expressing doubt.
“The bad news is,” Hanyu Nan revealed with a bright smile, “you’re about to start your official work.”
The cracks in the rock on Tu Bi's body twisted into a crying face: "Master, can we choose to continue being studied?"
"No way," Shiho Miyano and Kusunoki Hanyu said in unison.
"Ahem," Yuzuru cleared his throat, took out a whiteboard, and began to write down the "Yokai Corporation Employee Code of Conduct" on the spot. "Article 1: You are only allowed to scare people on a specific list, including but not limited to members of the Black Organization, intelligence personnel from the FBI, CIA, and other countries, and illegal and criminal individuals..."
The paper umbrella demon spun and floated to the front: "What about ordinary people?"
"Absolutely forbidden." Yuzuru's expression suddenly turned serious. "If I discover anyone harassing ordinary citizens..."
He pointed to Shiho Miyano, who was preparing some kind of suspicious green liquid, and said, "That scientist will be very happy to have obtained new experimental material."
The monsters shivered collectively, and the lantern demon's flame turned bluish-white.
"Secondly," Yuzuru continued, "each action must record the amount of fear value generated by the target, and a spiritual energy allowance will be issued at the end of the month based on performance."
Yingcao timidly raised her hand, her voice soft: "Um... what if the other person isn't scared?"
"Then unleash your creativity!" Yuzuru said, exasperated. "You guys are monsters! What about your terrifying wisdom passed down for millennia? For example..."
He turned to the three Amanojaku brothers, "You three, go and give Gin a 'surprise' now."
Green Tengu looked bewildered: "Who is Gin?"
Shiho Miyano pulled up a photo on her tablet, and the cold face of the silver-haired assassin appeared on the screen: "This person, codenamed Gin, is characterized by always wearing all black, a black top hat, and accompanied by a man in sunglasses who looks like a gorilla."
Yuzuru Hanyu added, "Remember, in the first phase, just make him aware of your presence; don't go too far."
"clear!"
The three demons responded in unison and then vanished into thin air.
Shiho Miyano raised an eyebrow: "Are you sure this will work?"
"Don't worry," Yuzuru said leisurely, munching on a watermelon. "Once they're terrified, they'll be begging to buy our 'exorcism package'."
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