poisoning
In the middle of the night, Liu Muzhe was woken up by Ye Jing'an and Qiu Zimu. He heard them pounding the wall and jumping around in the next room. The noise was so loud that his bed was shaking.
Liu Muzhe didn't want to pay any attention to them and continued to sleep with his head covered. However, the two of them became more and more excessive and even came to the door of his room.
Liu Muzhe had excellent hearing. Even though it was quiet at night and there was no noise, he could clearly hear the two of them making a fuss outside the room. The sound of ding-dongs was like the beating of gongs and drums, but he didn't know what they were doing, and they were talking to each other endlessly.
"What are you doing so late at night?!" Liu Muzhe opened the door and went out, and saw Qiu Zimu and Ye Jingan hugging each other... and dancing.
The three of them looked at each other in surprise. The lively noise just now disappeared and the surroundings were suddenly quiet.
"Fuck, Old Qiu, did you see that?" Ye Jing'an excitedly grabbed Qiu Zimu's clothes and shook him, shaking him into a big wave. "That big grasshopper came out and talked to us!"
Liu Muze looked behind him, but saw nothing. He then glanced in all other directions, but saw no large grasshoppers. Not to mention the big ones, he didn't even see any small ones.
He took two big steps to the right and found that their eyes were following him, as if they were staring at him.
Liu Muzhe doubted in his heart: Is that big grasshopper talking about... me?
"That?" Qiu Zimu pointed at Liu Muze and retorted with a silly smile, "That's not a grasshopper, it's a katydid."
Qiu Zimu patiently taught Ye Jingan the difference between a grasshopper and a katydid, pointing to Liu Muze's hair and asking him to pay attention: "Its antennae are so long, grasshoppers don't have such long antennae."
"Oh~" In fact, Ye Jing'an was too lazy to distinguish what kind of insects they were. As long as they were green and had two big legs, they were all called grasshoppers.
This time Liu Muzhe confirmed that the big grasshopper was talking about him. After listening to Qiu Zimu's words, he grabbed a strand of his hair and looked at it.
"Wow, look at it, it's so conceited!"
"Hey hey hey, fun."
The two of them started talking about the talking grasshopper and its boasting. Liu Muze was stunned when he heard it. He really didn't know what was going on and even began to wonder if he was dreaming.
"It's such a big one, as tall as me. It would be cooler to catch it and use it as a mount than to drive a car." Ye Jing'an grinned at Liu Muzhe, and his smile looked somewhat similar to the corpse baby's smile.
"No, I've never seen one this big. I want to use it to practice Gu." Qiu Zimu pulled Ye Jing'an's clothes to prevent him from passing.
Liu Muze: “???”
Neither of them was willing to give up, and finally decided that whoever grabbed it first would keep it. After counting to three, they pounced on him.
"Let go, I caught you first."
"I was the one who caught it."
"What's wrong with you?" Liu Muze froze in place, a grasshopper hanging from each hand. Luckily, they both wanted a whole, live "grasshopper," otherwise, looking at the situation, Liu Muze felt that he would be torn in half by the two of them.
"Fuck, it even asked us what's wrong!" Ye Jing'an took out his phone and turned on the video recording, threatening to let the whole world know that there is a talking grasshopper. Ye Jing'an lifted his hair and pulled it, "Hey, big grasshopper, say another word."
Liu Muze: "..."
Qiu Zimu looked at Liu Muze with pitiful eyes and said, "Come with me. I will let you be the insect king. You can eat whatever you want from my insects."
"Is ghost butterfly also okay?" Liu Muzhe asked.
"Well... wait until my dad raises more and then I'll share one with you." Qiu Zimu said.
Liu Muzhe raised one eyebrow. It seemed that Qiu Zimu really wanted to use him to practice Gu, and he was even willing to give him the ghost butterfly.
He touched their foreheads and found no fever.
I looked into their eyes again and found that they were not possessed by ghosts.
Finally I picked up my phone and called 120. They looked like they were sick!
"Look, it can even make phone calls. Did you hear it? It's talking! Hahahahahaha..." Ye Jing'an seemed to have witnessed something incredible and began to type into his phone. He usually talked a lot, but now it was like a dam had been opened, and he couldn't stop.
Liu Muze: "..."
The nearest hospital was an hour away from the villa, and they certainly wouldn't be able to get there in a short while. While waiting for the ambulance, Liu Muze was mentally tortured. The two men asked him all sorts of bizarre questions, such as, "What did you eat to grow so big?"
"Are you the king of the grasshopper world?"
"Will you grasshoppers get a marriage certificate when you get married?"
"Grasshopper, do you want to take off your little wings when you take a bath?"
…
"Can you guys shut up?" Liu Muzhe said with a frown.
The two ignored him completely and continued to ask various questions. After a while, they started to talk about this and that, studying Liu Muze's clothes and touching his hair. They also tried to get him to do the grasshopper dance, and even asked Liu Muze to use his "wings" to take them to fly up into the sky...
After touching and playing for a long time, Liu Muze just pushed their hands away and stopped them from touching. Ye Jingan stood in front of him and stared at him for a long time, then used his hands to pry open Liu Muze's mouth.
"Don't touch me." Liu Muzhe turned his head to avoid.
Seeing that he didn't react much, Ye Jing'an thought he simply didn't like being touched. He had such a sharp beak but didn't bite. Ye Jing'an thought he was a good-tempered grasshopper, so he jumped on him, grabbed Liu Muze's hair, and said he wanted to go for a ride.
"Get down from here!" Liu Muzhe pulled apart Ye Jing'an's legs that were wrapped around his waist.
"No, run, let's go out and play!" Ye Jing'an patted Liu Muze's face, making it ring loudly, "Hurry up!"
Liu Muzhe couldn't bear it any longer, so he threw Ye Jing'an off his back with an over-the-shoulder throw.
"Fuck, you're pretty awesome." Ye Jing'an got up and was about to pounce on Liu Muze again, "Can't I handle a grasshopper?"
There was no way. Liu Muzhe was really afraid of the two of them, so he hid in the room and refused to come out.
"That's Brother Liu's room!"
"Oh my god, Brother Liu, there's a giant katydid running into your house!"
The two men hammered on the door, and finally Ye Jingan kicked the door to pieces.
"..." Liu Muzhe sat up from the bed, "Why did you kick my door?!"
"Why are you sleeping in my brother Liu's bed? Where is my brother Liu?" Ye Jing'an's expression changed, and he pointed at him, his tone very angry, "Get down here! I haven't even slept in Brother Liu's bed yet, and you slept in it first. Who the hell do you think you are!"
Liu Muze: "..."
"Brother Liu is missing. It ate Brother Liu!" Qiu Zimu cried and howled at the top of his voice.
Liu Muze: "..."
Ye Jingan kept cursing, and Qiu Zimu kept crying. After a long while, the two stopped and glared at Liu Muze fiercely.
"Hurry, it probably hasn't been digested yet. Let's cut open its stomach and rescue Brother Liu!" Qiu Zimu said.
"Okay, you catch it first!" Ye Jing'an ran out of the room and came back with many swords in his hands. Without saying a word, he rushed over with the swords.
Liu Muzhe twitched the corner of his mouth. Seeing that this guy was going to do something serious, he stretched out his hand and took Ye An's sword.
"Grandmaster, it's too powerful. Come and help me deal with it!" Ye Jing'an was determined to rescue Brother Liu and broke his fingers to grab the sword.
Liu Muze: "..."
"What are you still doing? Run!" Qiu Zimu dragged Ye Jing'an out the door.
Before he could even run out the door, he was pinned to the ground by Liu Muzhe.
"Let me go!" The two struggled desperately but to no avail. They knelt on the ground and stretched their hands into the air. "Here's a rope. Let's pull it over and tie up the grasshopper!"
"Well, I can't pull this rope!"
Liu Muze let go of their hands and watched them direct and act out their own show. Fortunately, the ambulance finally arrived at this time, and the two were taken out by Liu Muze.
"Fuck, it actually has an accomplice who can drive an armored vehicle!" The two struggled desperately, but were eventually caught by many "big grasshoppers" and taken into an ambulance.
Doctors and nurses are knowledgeable and have seen countless cases like these two. This isn't typical poisoning; it's madness!
In the ambulance, the two men's movements became quieter, but they kept talking and asking some strange questions.
The nurses stayed up all night, and not only were they taken to the ambulance for emergency treatment, but they were also nagged by two patients. They didn't say a word and had cold faces the whole time.
Seeing that the nurse ignored them, the two men probably thought it was boring and stopped asking questions, and just sat quietly on the chairs.
Ye Jing'an was playing with his phone, his expression serious, and no one knew what he was doing. Qiu Zimu was tired from all the work and leaned back in the car seat, pouting like a child, as if sulking. He must have been coveting this "giant katydid," as he stared at Liu Muze without blinking.
"Qiu Zimu?" Liu Muze waved his hand in front of his eyes, watching his eyes follow his hand's movements. "You really want to catch me practicing Gu, you haven't even blinked yet."
"I miss you so much!" Qiu Zimu finally couldn't help blinking and shed two lines of tears.
Liu Muzhe laughed out loud.
Ye Jingan's phone rang. It was Ye Zhuoran calling. Ye Jingan told Ye Zhuoran that he was captured by locusts and asked his father to come and save it.
Liu Muze grabbed Ye Jing'an's phone and saw that he had just posted a video and a message for help on WeChat Moments. Liu Muze deleted his post and confiscated his phone.
"Give me back my phone!" Ye Jing'an said.
Liu Muze handed him his phone. Ye Jing'an used the phone to identify his face, trying every angle, but couldn't unlock the screen. He tried fingerprints and passwords, but still couldn't unlock it. Confused, he sat beside him, studying the situation, and locked Liu Muze's phone for eight hours.
Liu Muze received another call from Ye Jingning. She asked, "Ye Jingan, what's wrong with you so late at night?"
"I don't know. Send them to the hospital now," said Liu Muzhe.
"Brother Liu? He has been sent to the hospital. Is he really crazy?" Ye Jingning asked.
"Anyway, I'm a little sick, don't worry. I'll message you when the results come out." Liu Muzhe said.
"Brother Liu!" Ye Jing'an suddenly shouted excitedly.
Liu Muzhe looked over when he heard the voice and found that Ye Jing'an was not looking at him, but staring at the sky.
"Brother Liu, are you really dead?" Ye Jing'an said to the air, "Have you turned into a little angel?"
Liu Muzhe clenched his fists.
"Brother Liu, I'm so sorry..." He cried, and put the little angel Liu Muze in his hand to his ear, "What did you just say?"
"Ah?" Ye Jing'an's eyes suddenly widened, his face flushed red, "Brother Liu, you... you mean you want to kiss me?"
Liu Muzhe clenched his fists even tighter.
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