Conquering the Empire with Talismans [Live Stream]

Maoshan disciple Shi Buxi was kicked down the mountain by his master to find a job because he ate too much. Unexpectedly, the kick was too forceful, sending him to the interstellar era ten thousand years in the future.

In this era where starships roam space and human mental power can be used like nuclear weapons, Shi Buxi, who only knows how to draw talismans and seals, wants to work as a waiter in a restaurant to earn meals, but even that job is taken by intelligent robots. To avoid starving to death, he has no choice but to join a live-stream reality show called "Doomsday Survival."

Vampires appear? No problem, thunder net talisman.

Zombies appear? No problem, scatter beans to make soldiers.

The crowd: At first, I thought this guy was here to be funny, but later I realized I was too ignorant.

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One night, the man known as the zombie king of the apocalypse climbs up the water pipe outside an eighty-story building, lifts Shi Buxi's blanket, his pale face dark and dangerous. He gently strokes the trembling youth's cheek and says sinisterly: "Who do you want to team up to catch? Me?"

Shi Buxi bites the blanket, his eyes red, shaking his head: "If I say I wanted to team up to deliver food to you, would you believe me?"

The zombie king undoes his shirt buttons one by one, wild and casual: "No need, I'll eat it myself."

Shi Buxi cries: Please, ancestor master, give me a stamina talisman.

Talisman-drawing little expert bottom VS zombie king emperor top

Reading guide: The content is purely fictional for literary creation and has no relation to reality. Do not substitute into real life; believe in science.

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Pre-received: "Cub Takes Me on a Wilderness Survival Show, Goes Viral"

Also known as: "Humanity's Strongest Cub [Live Stream Wilderness Survival]"

The wilderness survival competition restarts. As a global reality survival variety show, the prizes for the winner are generous, attracting countless celebrities to fight fiercely for a spot. When newcomer little star Qi Xingluan appears on the list with a five-year-old cub, the industry inside and out boils over.

"Isn't this the Qi Xingluan who pulled a muscle doing a dance split, cried from the pain, sang so off-key he nearly scared everyone away, and only got in with his face? So many top-tier stars couldn't get a spot. If you say he didn't bring investment to join, who would believe it?"

"This is a survival reality show, not a parenting variety. Did you walk into the wrong set?"

"Crazy to get famous! Let him sing off-key to lions and tigers to scare them away?"

"Blink if the director's been kidnapped. You want this kid still sucking a pacifier to cross the Amazon and the Atlantic?"

"We're done for. This year we'll have to kneel to the international competition from Asia again."

Reporter: "The audience doesn't trust you to make it to the end. What do you think?"

Qi Xingluan: "I have my baby."

Reporter: "Wilderness survival pursues realism; even if a tiger appears, they won't interfere. Aren't you afraid of danger?"

Qi Xingluan: "I have my baby."

Reporter: "Have you thought about surviving with a cub—will you even have enough to eat?"

Qi Xingluan: "I have my baby."

Reporter/Audience: "……"

At first, they thought Qi Xingluan was there to be funny, but later they realized he was serious.

The weakest cub shatters global audiences' expectations: Glare shocks the wolf pack, little fists hammer the lion, little butt rides the tiger shark……

Even more terrifying is his frighteningly high combat power, kicking an eighty-kilo burly man flying with one foot.

The cub handles the intimidation with force, a certain movie emperor cooks, and the dad is beautiful as a flower.

Foreign contestants: ……, Once there was a cute milky baby in front of me, and I didn't cherish him well…… If given another chance, I'd kneel early and call him daddy……

Domestic contestants: Turning a survival variety into camping—the baby dares to claim second place in history, no one dares claim first.

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Emotional version:

Shang Hangzhou has emotional disorders. The one person he finally likes disappears—literally, because everyone says this person doesn't exist; it's his delusion. Until he sees a youth named Qi Xingluan on the wilderness survival variety show, with a son who looks just like him. But the youth says he doesn't know him, yet climbs into his tent every night.

At night, the youth's voice is soft and sticky, coquettishly: Hubby, hug me, it hurts, kiss kiss.

During the day, the youth looks at him coldly: Did I go to you last night? Delusions are a disease; you need treatment.

Emperor actor Shang grinds his teeth secretly, waiting.

At first, the audience: Qi Xingluan climbs into Emperor actor Shang's tent every night—what's the bottom line?

Later, the audience: Here we go—betting if Qi Xingluan will climb into Emperor actor Shang's tent tonight.

Crybaby bottom VS strong control desire emotional disorder top

Reading guide:

1: High-tech birth without pregnancy. Explained in the text.

2: Once there was a cute milky cub in front of me, I didn't cherish him well—adapted from dialogue in "A Chinese Odyssey."

Content tags: Food, Interstellar, Refreshing, Live Stream, Lighthearted

Search keywords: Protagonist: Shi Buxi ┃ Supporting: Zong Zhengqing ┃ Others:

One-sentence summary: Bet you didn't expect that this lord can draw talismans

Theme: Face difficulties without fear, work hard forward, and you will succeed in the end.