Chapter 25: Pigs can climb trees, which opened my eyes

"My ass is going to explode."

“…”

There was crying in the yard.

[I want to travel through time and space to the autumn now.]

[I like beating up little brats.]

[Qiu Manman is really good at dealing with people. She is serious about beating up kids.]

[But I am still worried. Will their parents have any objections if I do this?]

Looking through the camera, these kids were screaming miserably.

In the camera, the parents of five children are sitting side by side in front of the TV watching a variety show.

Parent 1: “That’s great.”

Parent 2: "I don't dare to do anything in my family, for fear that the child will resent me."

Parent 3: "We are in the same boat. I would love it if someone could teach me a lesson. Thank you so much."

Parent 4: "The program team is the rescuer sent by God."

The remaining two parents nodded in agreement.

Director: "Thank you parents for your understanding."

Director’s os: We are professionals in finding furry kids!

After teaching these children a lesson, Qiu Manman no longer felt so upset.

She is tired.

"Boss, eh, yes, the tallest one, go get me a glass of water and something to eat, watermelon would be even better."

Boss: “No.”

Qiu Manman flexed her wrists and said, "It seems like I haven't had enough fun just now."

The eldest sad frog cried, "Don't worry, sister, I'll be there right away."

"Good boy."

Qiu Manman narrowed her eyes and smiled.

After a while, a table and two chairs appeared in the yard.

Qiu Manman and Zhao Heyuan sat on the chairs.

The eldest took out the watermelons that he had hidden away and was reluctant to eat, "Sister, do you want to cut them?"

"Then I'll leave this task to you. I know you're very capable and will definitely do a good job."

"Come on, boss." Qiu Manman encouraged.

The eldest brother had tears hanging from his eyelashes. He wiped them away blankly and cut the watermelon carefully.

The other three groups can be described with an idiom: chaos and confusion.

Team of Liao Ling and Chu Shengjie:

Chu Shengjie was directly piggybacked by the kids for a while. If he couldn't appease them, the yard would be even dirtier.

He was dead tired.

Liao Ling went to clean the sanitation, and while cleaning, she scolded the children for making trouble.

Su Qingyun and Su Mao group:

They were taken directly to the shallow sea by the children and pushed in.

I was soaking wet, and after taking a bath I still had to cook for five children.

Su Mao wiped away his bitter tears.

Su Qingyun felt even more aggrieved: Who can cure them?

Si Chan and Shi Zhi Shen Group:

Si Chan was made faces by the children.

The kids in their group are not that noisy, but they are kind of naughty.

After playing a few games, both of them had watercolor lines all over their faces.

An ugly bunch.

After finishing the game, Si Chan realized: "Ahhh you guys cheated!!"

The children started to get angry and started throwing their watercolor pens around.

Shi Zhishen was speechless, "Si Chan, can you please stop angering them? Don't you think it's not chaotic enough?"

"I'm so exhausted working with you."

"Brother Zhuo told me to stay away from you. That makes sense."

It was late at night and one person went out alone to clean up.

The group with quiet years is Qiu Manman and Zhao Heyuan.

They held two slices of watermelon in each hand.

Several children also got a piece, and they sat side by side on the porch eating the watermelon just like the Calabash Brothers.

I’m tired of playing and crying.

They just kept quiet.

Qiu Manman rested for a while, and when she stood up, she still held the bamboo stick in her hand.

When the children saw the bamboo sticks, they recalled the painful memories.

Qiu Manman walked past them, looked around the entire yard and the house, and had a general idea in mind.

I saw that the children had finished eating the watermelon.

"Stop, no one is allowed to run."

A few of the children had their thoughts seen through and sat back down.

Qiu Manman: "Big brother and second brother, go clean up the backyard. I'll check it out in an hour."

The eldest and the second oldest pouted in response.

"good."

Weak.

Qiu Manman was dissatisfied, "Weren't you eating watermelon just now? Speak louder!"

"Okay!" The two picked up the brooms and ran away.

"Third and fourth brothers, clean the front yard."

"good."

"Old Five and Old Six, clean the living room."

"Seventh Brother, you supervise them. As long as they clean the yard and the living room until they look brand new, each of them will be rewarded with ten yuan." Qiu Manman knew how to give a sweet date after a slap in the face.

When the children heard this, they all became motivated.

[I used to be dismissive, but now I learn frame by frame.]

[I'll write it down first. I think it will be useful sooner or later.]

[Although I don’t have children myself, I can’t guarantee that my friends and relatives won’t have children for me to raise.]

[I'll go, my sister reminded me.]

[Can Qiu Manman's ability be transferred to me? Wuwuwu.]

[I am a kindergarten teacher. Today’s students are really noisy.]

Zhao Heyuan ate and drank his fill, and stretched his muscles. "It seems that nothing is going on. Why don't I go out and check on the other groups of guests?"

"etc!"

Qiu Manman stopped him, "I know you really want to go, but don't go yet."

"?"

"Because I want to go first."

Qiu Manman smiled.

Zhao Heyuan had no choice but to agree.

Qiu Manman said a few words to him that could shock the children. At least when she came back, the children still worked obediently.

[This is so funny. I want to report Qiu Manman for employing child labor.]

[Qiu Manman has a very cute personality.]

[The group next door is in terrible shape.]

[Qiu Manman's group gave me a glimpse of hope for the future.]

Qiu Manman took the only piece of watermelon left on the table and went out.

She went out, turned left, and walked for a few minutes, and happened to meet Si Chan and Shi Zhishen's group.

Si Chan is going crazy.

"Why can't this watercolor be washed off?"

"Tell me why?"

Si Chan was devastated. She couldn't believe that her image had been ruined on this variety show.

The teenage boy was grabbed by the collar by her.

The fans and audience on the barrage screen were a little uncomfortable with this.

The comments were polarized.

[Si Chan, you scared the kid.]

[I feel like Si Chan is a little bit crazy now, so scary.]

[If I had met a sister like this when I was a kid, she would have become a psychological shadow in my mind.]

[Haha, if I meet a kid who draws a cat on my face, I want some shadows too.]

[From a different perspective, I think they are both right.]

[We should feel sorry for Si Chan. After all, she is a star, and dressing up as an ugly person will directly affect her commercial value.]

[The children all cried. When they were playing the game, it was Si Chan who told them not to cry if they lost.]

[So only adults can go back on their words.]

Qiu Manman took a bite of the watermelon and said, "Hey, the vicious sister is abusing her younger sister?"

“…”

"Maybe I came at the wrong time."

Si Chan woke up as if from a dream, quickly let go, and covered part of her face with a washcloth.

Even though she was blocked by the face towel, Si Chan's expression was not very kind.

It can be called a distorted face.

The little boy burst into tears at a shrill voice and fell directly into Qiu Manman's arms.

Qiu Manman: "Ah... Si Chan, you really deserve to die. You scared the kid and made him cry."

Si Chan: "Don't encourage others to be good until you have experienced their suffering."

Qiu Manman was very surprised. "Oh my god, you can actually use a classic quote. It's like a pig climbing a tree. It really opened my eyes."