Chapter 99: Apart from counting money, I get dizzy when I see other numbers

“The first thing is the source, picking mushrooms.”

"A transporter who brings fresh mushrooms to the factory for processing."

"Record keeper, processor, quality inspector, salesperson..."

Qiu Manman didn't know which of these things was easier to do, so she simply gave up thinking about it.

Si Chan chose the transportation job, and Su Mao, who was in the same group with her, didn't have much to say.

Su Qingyun chose sales.

Liao Ling chose processing.

Zuo Lan chose quality inspection.

One is for recording, and the other is for picking at the source.

Qiu Manman had a reason, "Recording is definitely some boring numbers. Apart from counting money, I will feel dizzy when I encounter other numbers. I'd better choose to pick them."

"Okay." Xiao Zeyu's attitude was very casual. He just had to follow whatever Qiu Manman chose.

Six groups of people split up to do their own work.

Qiu Manman and Xiao Ze carried baskets on their backs and met a few old men and women at the foot of the mountain.

When the old ladies saw that autumn was coming, they gathered around her.

"Does the little girl have a boyfriend? She is so beautiful."

"Little girl, I'm not saying this, but if you were one of us, I guarantee that once you turn 18, the threshold of your house will be broken down."

"How old are you this year?"

"Actually, I think it's better for girls not to get married so early. Let's fall in love first. My son is 25 years old this year and works in the south. One month's salary is——"

Xiao Zeyu stood in front of Qiu Manman and made a pause gesture, "That's enough, she has no intention of falling in love."

Qiu Manman pushed him away.

"Auntie, I'm 32 this year, I have two children, and I've been divorced several times."

As soon as she finished speaking, Qiu Manman touched her face and said proudly, "Do you think I look pretty young?"

The ladies' focus immediately changed.

"Yeah, you have such great skin. How do you maintain it?"

“Are you really 32?”

"Oh my god, it doesn't look like anything."

One woman kept asking, "Are you divorced from your husband? My son is also divorced and is still single."

Qiu Manman took out a handful of pumpkin seeds and ate them, saying nonchalantly, "Oh, Auntie, I dare not tell you that. I don't know when he will die."

"What!?"

Suddenly, several ladies changed color and stepped back politely.

Qiu Manman looked puzzled, "What's wrong with you?"

"Little girl, cough, cough, let's go up the mountain quickly."

"Yeah yeah."

A few middle-aged ladies took the lead and walked in front to lead the way.

[I am dying of laughter. Qiu Manman’s ability to make up stories seems to have become even stronger.]

[It turns out that it is still very useful, and the old lady doesn’t even ask about it anymore.]

[Actually, I didn’t mean to lie to you. I just didn’t want anyone to care about my private life.]

[Yes, that's me.]

[Qiu Manman, lend me this mouth quickly. I really need it for the New Year.]

Xiao Zeyu, who was walking beside Qiu Manman, said meaningfully, "That's how you lied to me a few days ago."

“…”

"So, you're married?"

"How old are you?"

"What's your husband's name?"

"Do you really have children?"

Qiu Manman listened to his series of questions and felt that this man was even more annoying than those gossipy women who were as strong as outer space.

"You want to hear the truth?"

Xiao Zeyu said with a relaxed expression, "Yes."

"V me 999 to see my strength."

“…”

Xiao Zeyu usually doesn't go online and doesn't know the memes on the Internet. He thought he could buy real news by dialing 999.

He believed it.

"After you pick the mushrooms, come back to the living hut and I'll give them to you."

"Okay." Qiu Manman shrugged indifferently. She was just saying it casually.

If you cheat, you win.

After walking for about ten minutes, we arrived at our destination.

The ladies turned their heads to look at them. One of them squinted her eyes and looked at them. When the others came closer, she exclaimed, "You look like brother and sister."

Qiu Manman immediately glanced at Xiao Zeyu.

Qiu Manman drew a clear line and praised herself, "Maybe handsome men and beautiful women have something in common."

Xiao Zeyu expressed strong identification with the old lady's words.

“We do look a bit alike.”

"Qiu Manman, the first time I saw you, it was like seeing my mother when she was young."

Qiu Manman smiled playfully, "Then do you want to call me mom?"

Xiao Zeyu's forehead jumped and he couldn't help but give her a slap.

“Ah…”

Qiu Manman covered her head.

Xiao Zeyu heard her scream and immediately patted her head to comfort her, "I'm sorry, I didn't control my strength when I hit her. There are only boys in my family, and I forgot you are a girl."

“…………”

[Sister Man’s eyes look like she wants to stab someone.]

[When they were arguing just now, I half-thought it was me and my brother.]

[To be honest, their facial features are vaguely similar.]

[Every time I look at Xiao Zeyu, it’s a sin. I really want to have sex with him.]

[Hey, this is a bullet screen area, don’t act like it’s a no-man’s land!]

The old lady said, "Pick mushrooms on this mountain. If you go too far, there will be wild boars that will chase you."

"Wild boars occasionally appear on the other two mountains. If you encounter one, don't provoke it, just run away secretly."

"The best way is not to run too far. If you run into trouble, you, a little girl, probably won't be able to run that fast."

Xiao Zeyu glanced at her and said in a sincere and caring tone, "Come with me. I will protect you if there is any danger."

"Just you?"

Oh no, well, I forgot where he graduated.

Xiao Zeyu heard her disdainful expression and widened his eyes in disbelief, "You don't believe me?"

"No."

Qiu Manman grinned.

[Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes.]

[Qiu Manman is a typical example of someone who says: I believe it, but in her heart: F**K.]

[Sister Man is rebellious. I hope she doesn’t happen to run into a wild boar.]

In fact, Qiu Manman thought so too.

She also didn't believe that her luck was so bad.

All my bad luck today has been used up by Si Chan.

The whole afternoon was filled with harvests.

It was almost five o'clock and the sun was showing signs of setting. Qiu Manman met her partner carrying a basket.

Xiao Ze is related to sweating, and the sweat sticks to the clothes and is closely connected to the skin, outlining the extremely powerful body, abdominal muscles, and arm muscles of men that are endlessly imaginative.

Qiu Manman admired it openly and nodded with satisfaction, worthy of being a man who graduated from a military academy.

The figure is indeed good.

[The powerlessness of a married woman is so loud.]

[According to the rules of the road, the handsome ones are all us female college students.]

[I have blessed you with my words. I curse you to find a boyfriend as handsome as Xiao Zeyu. Will you accept it?]

[Give me one, give me one! I don’t want to win the lottery!!]

[I laughed so hard. I couldn't control my saliva when I saw the temptation of the handsome guy's wet body.]

[I was indifferent before, but now I want it, I want it, I want it.]

The barrage was full of swear words.

Xiao Zeyu wiped the sweat off his hand, stood up, walked to her and took the basket from her hand, "It's still a little short."

"The production team told us that we had a mission."

Qiu Manman hummed absentmindedly, her eyes wandering.

Xiao Zeyu is truly a blessing to the audience.