Chapter 19 My cheat is a male god
The scene of Jiang Ranran running across the field while grabbing a snake in one hand looks just like Nezha waving the dragon tendon of the Third Prince in his hand.
Xiang Nuan was completely defeated at this moment. There was no need for that, right? To sacrifice one's life just to tame a cute kid was another price.
She dialed Jiang Yunhui's video call without hesitation, so that his father could not only watch the live broadcast in the live broadcast room but also "follow the drama" in 360 degrees without blind spots.
"It's okay, this snake is not poisonous and is really delicious." Jiang Yunhui only took a glance and knew that the atmosphere of panic was great but the actual damage was small. His heart, which had almost exploded just now, fell back into his stomach in an instant.
"It can be roasted, grilled, steamed, or made into soup. It's a great game dish. You are worthy of being my son."
Roasting, grilling, and steaming, I just want to roast you too. What is this man thinking?
"What kind of bullshit logic is this? What's the difference between this and those people who walk their dogs without a leash and say, 'My dog doesn't bite people'? You, right now, immediately, come and deal with this matter. This is a matter between you men, and you men have to deal with it!"
Xiang Nuanqi put her hands on her hips, and Jiang Yunhui was so frightened that he almost dropped the phone.
My goodness, this woman is so crazy, not gentle at all. By the way, if she is so fierce, why doesn't she put the snake back herself? !
[Mrs. Jiang has such a strong aura that I was trembling with fear. I thought my wife was scolding me.]
[Xiang Nuan only dares to scare Jiang Yunhui, why doesn't she deal with her own son? Isn't she really strong? Doesn't she still need to rely on men?! ]
[Speaking of which, my male god is so cute. Just now, he was scolded by his wife, and his eyes looked so innocent. It’s still the best to see a real couple. 】
[Those who say they are not a real couple should just come out and take a walk. Look at their temperament. It would take three to five years of practice to achieve this style.]
Xiang Nuan's yelling at Jiang Yunhui was an instinctive move to save her life, but she unexpectedly gained a wave of goodwill. She was wondering what the netizen liked? Why not come over and help catch the snake? !
Even if Jiang Yunhui came by rocket, it would take a while. However, the "crisis" before them was imminent and they could not delay for a moment.
“Ran Ran…Ran…Jiang Ran Ran!”
At the moment when Jiang Ranran was about to rush into the kitchen, Xiang Nuan used the Lion Roar skill to barely stop him.
"Snakes are cold-blooded animals. Your hands are warm. If you don't put it in the basket quickly, it will be killed by the heat."
My god, this logic is really quick thinking.
"Don't be afraid. Snakes are very strong. I've seen them on TV. They can survive even if their heads are chopped off!"
He didn't take the bait and rushed into the kitchen.
ah!
It's over. I can't bear to watch it. If Shen Sumei hadn't fainted, I would have respected you as a man.
But the fact proved that she was a real woman and not a real man. Her sharp screams had scared away all the birds and beasts within a ten-mile radius.
"Basket, basket... The farm staff said that they... they sometimes... also catch snakes, and they have tools..." Xiaojun was gasping for breath. At the critical moment, he called for help and found a bamboo basket specially used for snakes.
Xiang Nuan looked at Xiao Jun with gratitude, as if he had received a rescuer, which immediately relieved his hard work of running for help. Oh, this look, he suddenly felt a little grateful to Jiang Ranran.
"Ranran, look, it's just right to put the snake here." The farm staff quickly handed the basket to Ranran and blocked Shen Sumei in time.
"It's a snake? It's a snake!" The video of Shen Sumei and Han Feifei's call was still going on. He witnessed everything on the phone, but he was even more excited than Jiang Ranran: "Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Tell Jiang Ranran not to let go, I'll go right now! I can actually catch a snake, it's fun!"
[Why do I feel like the joys and sorrows of human beings are not connected? Here comes another person who wants to watch the fun and make trouble. This is crazy! ]
[Hey, it seems that Han Feifei's illness can be cured with just one snake. Remember to remind the doctor to prescribe one for him next time.]
[Sumei, stop shouting, hurry up and think about whether it’s braised in red or onion, I’m drooling. ]
A netizen uploaded a picture of snake meat on a whim, which sparked a "picture-sharing" dispute. Everyone posted their favorite pictures of snake meat and unanimously requested that whoever's recipe was selected would be the lucky audience member to come and eat it in person.
Everyone was getting more and more excited as they talked. Director Zhang's forehead was filled with black lines. The comments gradually deviated from the program. I might have thought it was a food variety show.
“Aunt Shen, this is the dinner I want to raise. You are responsible for how to make it, and I will be responsible for raising it before it is made.”
Shen Sumei was so frightened that she couldn't utter a single word, and the makeup on her face was frightened off several layers because of shock: "Ran Ran, snakes are good friends of humans, let's leave this to the staff to deal with it, okay?"
Xiang Nuan's forehead was full of black lines. It was the first time she heard such a novel statement.
"Little Jiang Ranran, please take a close look at everyone. How do you feel?" Seeing the snake in the basket, Xiang Nuan's heart was somewhat settled, and he finally had the courage to preach.
"What does it feel like?"
"Don't you think everyone is scared?"
"It's normal to be afraid. Dad said that people are afraid because they don't understand it. Once you understand it, you will know that it is harmless and non-toxic. There is nothing to be afraid of. If you don't believe me, just watch it."
No--
“Aunt Shen, you look too, it’s okay.”
ah! ! !
Xiang Nuan and Shen Sumei fled together for the first time. When they looked at each other, she felt as if they were both wanderers in the world. But this trance only lasted for a second before she was brought back to reality by the crying.
"You did it on purpose. You instigated Ran Ran to do such an outrageous thing. I...I was preparing dinner by myself. Isn't this enough?"
Alas! Even at this time, he didn’t forget to act out the sad drama.
"Of course not."
Jiang Yunhui suddenly appeared in the camera, his voice coming before his arrival.
"I'll do this with you. It was me who taught Ranran to catch snakes. I'll handle the snake meat."
This is a male god sent from the sky. Not only was Chen Sumei stunned, the live broadcast room was also stunned, and of course Xiang Nuan was also stunned.
How could this person arrive at the scene so quickly? Could he be lurking in the production team? She looked at Jiang Yunhui with suspicion, but he didn't look away, exuding warm charm unscrupulously.
"I just don't know if this breaks the show's rules."
This tone and expression are also the best of a scheming boy. Xiang Nuan couldn't help but roll her eyes secretly. Humph, these two are a perfect match!
"Well, we are broadcasting live, so we still need to listen to everyone's opinions." Director Zhang's heart was about to jump out. Isn't Jiang Yunhui aloof? Since the show started, he has come twice without any invitations. He must have saved the earth in his previous life to have such good luck to sign in with Mrs. Jiang and Jiang Ranran.
[Not bad, not bad, my brother's rules are rules! 】
[I don't want your rules, I just want my rules! ]
"Dad!" Jiang Ranran jumped into Jiang Yunhui's arms and pointed at the basket excitedly.
"You little brat, you need to apologize to Aunt Shen first. Dad has told you that just because you are not afraid doesn't mean others are not afraid. You have to respect that!"
"No, no, it's nothing, it's just a child..." Shen Sumei seemed to have swallowed snake gall, and all the fear and grievances suddenly disappeared. Oh my god, you should have said it earlier, I can prepare dinner with my male god just by being frightened, this is not a dream, right?
"And Mommy, you have to apologize too. Mommy is such a gentle person, was she also scared by you?"
[Oh, I suddenly ate a mouthful of dog food. I thought he came here to help his baby, but he didn't expect it to be a large-scale scene of pampering his wife. 】
[I'll drink this wave of dog food first, Brother Hui, if I had one tenth of your emotional intelligence I wouldn't be almost thirty and still have no girlfriend. ]
I really can't stand it. I want you to save the show, not to play the leading role, right? Xiang Nuan was about to say to him, "This show is called 'This is my mother', but you forced it to become 'This is my father' when you came." But she caught a glimpse of Shen Sumei's half-crazy and half-jealous face.
“If you take the snake back and return it after it’s cooked, it won’t be considered breaking the rules. It can also be considered as an apology to Miss Shen and a favor to add more food.”
Shen Sumei's smile froze. Was her dream going to be shattered again?
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