Chapter 42: They are all thousand-year-old foxes
In order to avoid climbing the mountain, Jiang Ranran risked his life. But he was busy for most of the day, and it could only be said that he was running and jumping, which had nothing to do with dancing.
He was complacent and thought that as long as he controlled the initiative, even if he couldn't match everyone's dance steps, it was because they couldn't keep up with him, not his problem. But he didn't expect that these Miao children who were used to singing and dancing usually had a different level of dragon dancing.
They kept changing their formation and pace, and soon they surrounded the dragon head. Ran Ran was young, so he was naturally shorter. No matter how high he jumped, the dragon head could not come out.
[I feel like this dragon is coiling up and going to sleep.]
[How did they manage to make the dragon head, body and tail twist in different ways? Ran Ran is so funny. ]
[I am so amused. Should this be called a coiled dragon or a tornado? The implication is not involution, right? 】
Everyone was laughing happily, but Jiang Ranran was so anxious that he screamed. Seeing that he couldn't get out from above, he tried every means to get out from below, but his dragon body was tied into a knot, and everyone laughed even harder.
"Ranran, you're like a puppy chasing its tail, so funny." Cheng Cheng even clapped.
The other kids on the same team were laughing so hard that they couldn't continue dancing. Only Xiang Nuan's dragon tail was swaying stubbornly, and she even posed to match the dragon's head and tail.
"Okay!" Nayi followed suit.
"The dragon's tail is the finishing touch, it's amazing." Xu Naru also picked up her phone and took a lot of photos.
Did Jiang Yunhui marry a funny guy? Liu Yunshan was stunned, not knowing whether to laugh or be shocked.
This Mrs. Jiang is really interesting. Jiang Yunhui has seen too many ladies, so he has to find a funny woman to spice up his life? This taste...
"How is it? Is it awesome?" Xiang Nuan raised an eyebrow at Ran Ran.
Jiang Ranran slapped her forehead, her face speechless. This look is not explosive enough.
He ran over and adjusted the angle of the dragon's tail himself, then ran to the dragon's head and shouted, "Cooperate with me!"
The mother and daughter were standing one in front and one behind, with a laughing dragon body in the middle. The shape looked like a roasted shrimp, and even the camera was shaking with laughter.
Jiang Yunhui, who was watching the live broadcast outside the screen, almost vomited blood. When did she start to act weird again? How many sides of this woman did he not know?
Looking at Jiang Ranran again, this little guy was angry but smiling, and he seemed to always have fun with Xiang Nuan. Although he was always bullied by others, he just happened to be like the saying - both naive and loving.
"Our five families have all finished their performances. Now we would like to invite our students to rate everyone. Give a red flower to the family whose performance you like, and we will rank them according to the number of red flowers."
Jiang Ranran rubbed his hands nervously, and every child who came to release the red flower was closely watched by him. But even though he cast waves of gazes at them, he still got the third place in the end.
"It's the third one again! The last time I lived in the tent, I don't want to be the third one!" Jiang Ranran scratched her little face, feeling extremely painful.
"The final ranking is Hani's first, Asha's second, Ranran third, Chengcheng fourth, and Nuanbao fifth." The director read out the results: "But don't worry, this is only the first round, there is still a second round, and the final result can only be determined after the second round of competition."
Humph! Nuan Bao's face was dark. Fifth? Since her "debut", she didn't know what third was, let alone fifth.
"What's round two?"
"I'll show you how to guess the idiom."
Nuanbao's eyes lit up and said, I'm good at this!
Ah——Jiang Ranran screamed. Do you have a grudge against him? Why did you pick on him? If you have the ability, why don't you compete with him in running or robots?
Like a helpless puppy, he walked up to Xiang Nuan with his head down and sighed, then buried his head in her arms.
"It's over, we have to climb the mountain."
"Then let's go hiking. I saw a little squirrel on the way here. Didn't you see it?"
"It's a lie..."
"What's wrong with Ranran? Are you backing out?" Liu Yunshan wanted to hold Ranran's hand, but he pushed her away.
Liu Yunshan's expression changed slightly, but it was only fleeting.
"Look, our little man is angry. Ranran is still young, so just treat it as learning from his brothers and sisters in advance."
Jiang Ranran ignored her and turned away.
"He's exactly like his father, but with a stubborn temper!" Liu Yunshan smiled indulgently, without any regard for Xiang Nuan's feelings.
[What's going on? Did I see it wrong or am I overthinking? Liu Yunshan's performance is really embarrassing. ]
[Uh... Was it intentional or a slip of the tongue? I think there's something interesting to watch.]
[Do Liu Yunshan and Jiang Yunhui have any dirty secrets? Hurry up, wait for the experts to dig it up. ]
[You are too sinister. It was just a casual remark. Do you think that I am so scheming? ]
[We are all women, why are you pretending to be thousand-year-old foxes? This is definitely intentional! ]
Before Xiang Nuan could react so strongly, netizens were already raising the roof over her.
"Yunhui always likes to play honest and upright roles in his plays, which confuses Miss Liu."
Xiang Nuan smiled calmly and slapped Liu Yunshan in the face without showing any signs of weakness. Are you still in the play? Wake up!
[Oh, I forgot our Madam Jiang's secret weapon, one-step kill! ]
[One sentence is called killing! No no, this is called one sentence to seal the throat! ]
[Kneel down and show your might to your sister! ]
[I suddenly thought of Shen Sumei again. There are always people who come one after another to test Mrs. Jiang's bottom line. I can only say that there is no end to courting death. ]
It turns out you're not a naive person. You were just a funny guy. Liu Yunshan pretended to be amused and gave her a light push.
"Okay, now that everyone is ready, we will start the second round. The rules are simple. It's still the same grouping. When the baby sees the word, he/she has to gesture to it, and then the student in the middle will pass it on to the other student. Finally, the mother will guess the answer. The baby and the mother can switch positions, it's up to you to decide. The one who guesses the most correctly within the specified time wins."
The order of performance started from back to front according to the results of the first round, and Nuanbao and Chen Jiayu became the first group to perform.
This game simply knocked out her strong point. She dominated the whole field, looking like she was going to avenge her previous defeat.
The first phrase is "a fox borrowing the power of a tiger to bully others". Nuan Bao tilted his lips slightly, it was a piece of cake.
Jiang Ranran stared at the question board for a long time, then bumped into Xiang Nuan with a sullen face.
"I can't even recognize all the words." He muttered.
Xiang Nuan held back her laughter. She had long told me that you just played around all day and your academic performance was worrying, but you didn't listen!
"Go back and ask your father to reflect on his mistakes." She muttered in the same way.
"what to do?"
"Just watch and try. I'll back you up. I used to play this when I was a kid, and I'm an absolute master at it."
"Really? You're not lying?" Jiang Ranran's eyes suddenly lit up like a light bulb that suddenly got electrified.
"Then you have to perform accurately. You must have this gene."
Jiang Ranran patted his chest and nodded vigorously.
"Three minutes, all ten questions correct!" The director almost shouted.
"I'm crazy, what did I just see?" Nayi also shouted, she rushed over to hug Nuanbao and kissed him fiercely: "If I have a daughter in the future, I will definitely make her look like you, you are amazing, baby!"
"That's really what a top student is capable of. The key point is that the mother is also amazing. She managed to guess the answer even after passing so many people?!"
The classmates also started whispering. They were really amazed that a child who had not yet entered school had such a rich vocabulary.
"The gap in education is reflected vividly. Nuanbao is awesome!" Teacher Huang couldn't help but sigh.
[Strongly request that Nuanbao’s mother start a live broadcast to teach family education. ]
[We've always said that Nuan Bao is a top student, but this time he just tried his hand and he made us all drop our jaws. ]
[I'm suddenly looking forward to Nuan Bao's lecture, it must be very exciting! ]
[Sure enough, she is someone else’s daughter. I won’t say any more. I’m going to beat the child.]
[This wheel is pinched, don’t let my mom see it! ]
Nuan Bao became famous for guessing idioms, and a satisfied smile appeared on his proud little face. Jiang Ranran only stayed for three seconds this time, and then he shot himself over with the brightest smile on his face.
"Good warm baby, can you help me later?"
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