Chapter 76: I'll beat this director first as a sign of respect
[Damn it, you've fooled me again. ]
[I have to say, Liu Yunshan won this round. 】
[This rescue was beautiful. Liu Yunshan is really good at it.]
[Liu Yunshan looks so beautiful in this costume. I am amazed! ]
Liu Yunshan doesn't play by the rules. Since no one comes to find her, she simply shows up on her own. This time the focus is all on her, so it's a sure win.
Hani followed her mother in a princess costume, looking very cute. She looked around the room, seeing everyone staring at them, and couldn't help but smile proudly.
"Is this also a new guest?" Andy asked, "She is so pretty, is she a maid?"
Andy asked a question that was difficult to answer in Mandarin.
Hani rolled her eyes at him and replied unhappily, "It's the princess!"
Andy had never seen such a fierce princess, and he shrank his neck in fear.
"Since Honey and Mom have shown up, we'll listen to everyone's guesses and Ding Ke will decide the order of the draw. Honey will be the first to draw, and the rest of the people will decide the 23,456th place."
Director Zhang is very good at taking advantage of the situation and he would like to skip this step immediately.
"Why did she—"
As soon as Mo Huaer opened her mouth, she was stopped by Jiang Ranran.
"Give it to her. It doesn't matter which one she draws first. Hurry up."
Mo Huaer thought about it and it seemed to make sense, so she obediently agreed.
Oh my god, Mo Jianing couldn't believe her eyes. This fearless and even somewhat reckless girl actually had a time when she behaved well!
She couldn't help but elbow Xiang Nuan and whispered, "Ran Ran, it's okay. My sister has never listened to anyone else. The last person who told her to shut up had her teeth knocked out."
"Children's teeth are easily knocked out because they are not stable when they first grow out."
Xiang Nuan cleverly answered the question, almost making Mo Jianing stumble. Is this sister so funny?
Guessing the Ding Ke is so simple, crude and efficient that the order can be determined in a moment.
Hani was first, Cheng Cheng was second, Andy was third, Nuan Bao was fourth, Mo Huaer was fifth, and Ran Ran was sixth. Everyone laughed at Jiang Ran Ran, but he didn't care.
Laugh, laugh, it’s still unclear who will laugh in the end.
"Let me first announce your work--"
Everyone held their breath, full of curiosity about the work they were about to experience.
“Tour guide, painter, waiter at a cold noodle shop, city wall patroller, life-size statue, and tumbler actor.”
This is Director Zhang's favorite part. As he announces the event, everyone's reactions change. Right, who is in control? Do you understand now? !
The first three were still within everyone's acceptable range, but the style became more and more exaggerated as they went on. Everyone was talking about it, their faces filled with fear of the unknown.
“What is a life-size statue?”
"A tumbler? It takes a few years to learn how to do it."
"City wall patroller, I think this is the easiest."
…
"Now you know what's going on. The cute kids draw lots, and in the end the mother has to complete the task with the child."
The staff reshuffled the six cards with occupation names on them and placed them in front of everyone.
"Okay, kids, you can take turns drawing, and we'll show you the results one by one."
Honey walked to the table first with a sense of superiority, but after looking left and right, she realized that too many choices might not be a good thing.
She simply closed her eyes and drew one.
"Oh my--" Her face changed immediately when she saw the cards, and she stomped her feet in regret.
"This doesn't look like a princess." Andy was still struggling with her identity as a "princess".
"Okay, don't rush to show it. Let's wait until everyone has finished smoking."
The children filed out and drew their cards. As soon as they checked the results, they heard cheers, screams, and doubts, one after another.
"Let me see what you are?" Jiang Ranran covered her small card and moved closer to Nuanbao.
"Tour guide." Nuanbao was neither surprised nor panicked. She was very satisfied with the result.
"I'm a life-size statue, hahaha, isn't it fun?" Ran Ran was still laughing excitedly, and Xiang Nuan almost slapped herself on the forehead.
Oh my god, this is such bad luck.
"Please report the final result." Director Zhang almost couldn't help laughing when he saw the cards the children were holding in front of their chests.
"Hani is in the Liangpi shop, Nuanbao is a tour guide, Chengcheng is a city wall patroller, Mo Huaer is a painter, Andy is a tumbler, and Ranran is - ahem - a life-size sculpture."
"Liangpi shop?" Liu Yunshan had difficulty turning around in her heavy clothes, but now she nimbly took Hani's card.
[Bad review! You can’t see the expression on her face with such thick makeup. I want to see Liu Yunshan’s face!]
[What does it mean to get up early and arrive late? Hani is a perfect example. Friends, blind boxes are risky, so be careful when buying them. ]
[Oh my god, a life-size statue of Jiang Ranran?! I guarantee he can’t stand it after standing there for 10 minutes. But I’m still looking forward to Xiang Nuan’s statue. Can I take a photo with it? Can I touch it? Give me a definite answer, and I’ll buy a ticket and go.]
"Andy, how about I play with you? Most of the tumblers are girls, and you have to put on makeup and change clothes for the performance. I've already changed, so it's just right for us to swap." Honey handed his card to Andy.
“No.”
"Why not? I'm doing this for your own good."
“No.”
Andy's language expression may be lacking, but his attitude is extremely firm.
Honey's face darkened, and he was about to use the "Princess Stomp" skill again, but Andy didn't respond at all and ran to another child.
"Each task has a completion standard, and only when the standard is met can it be considered qualified. We will assign your roles and positions in the final stage based on your completion status."
Luckily, none of the guests had any weapons in their hands, otherwise they would have thrown them at Director Zhang. There is still a final round? We still have to be chosen?!
"Is the routine so complicated?" Mo Jianing's face was a little ferocious, as if he was a sheep in a tiger's mouth: "Isn't this a parent-child, happy program?"
"It seems that you haven't done your homework, Xiao Mo!" Xu Naru laughed jokingly.
"What is the final link?" Chen Jiayu asked.
"This will be revealed after everyone completes their work tasks. What you need to do now is to complete the work as quickly and as well as possible."
As they spoke, the staff invited six professional teachers to be responsible for their "pre-job training" and work assistance.
The person in charge of Jiang Ranran was a young man in his early 20s, not very tall, but full of energy and spirit. From his gestures, it was obvious that he had studied dance or body shape, and he had a very good temperament. He posed two poses for Jiang Ranran, and every time he put his hands together and raised his feet, he looked like an artistic performer, and Jiang Ranran applauded repeatedly.
"During the prosperous Tang Dynasty, all industries flourished, and there were many roles for Ranran to choose from. For example, a well-known poet, a general who was good at fighting, a monk who promoted Buddhism, etc. You choose a role you like, and we will imitate the body, expression, and movements of this character."
"Forget about the monk. I can cooperate with him in other matters. But if it's a monk, I can only play the role of a female donor." Xiang Nuan joked with a smile.
Everyone laughed, and Mo Jianing couldn't stop laughing. This big star's wife is the embodiment of funny. Isn't Jiang Yunhui a cool male god? How do these two communicate at home? ?
Thinking about how funny this scene was, she couldn't stop laughing.
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