Chapter 78 A Loud Slap
[It makes me feel sick, if I can't do it, forget it, it's too embarrassing. 】
[No, let these high-ranking celebrities experience real life, okay? They really think they have been dropped from the sky. ]
[I won't say anything, I'll just watch your performance quietly...]
"Director, should we cut all the shots? This is a bit too..." The staff member couldn't stand it anymore and quietly reminded Director Zhang.
"The audience loves to watch this." Director Zhang had a blank expression. He was already angry about Liu Yunshan's behavior of suppressing him and forcing him to add more scenes, and now he was more than happy to have the opportunity to let her "perform well".
While Liu Yunshan was showing the national audience what it meant to "stay away from the water", Jiang Ranran was forcefully demonstrating what it meant to "not touch the tiger's butt".
"You can't take this!"
A boy who was a head taller than him obviously took a fancy to the spear in his hand. He rubbed it tentatively at first, and when he found that it could actually move, he became interested and insisted on pulling it out of Ran Ran's hand.
How could he bear this? Let him take it away? Jiang Ranran persisted for a while, hoping that someone would come to stop the boy in time, but he found that the management staff of the scenic area were too busy to handle it. He tried hard to hold the spear, but the strength difference between him and the other party was too great, and he was still defeated.
What do you mean you are not allowed to talk or move? Just let yourself be bullied!
Jiang Ranran simply roared, scaring the boy so much that he took several steps back. Suddenly, there was a burst of laughter from all around. It turned out that this was a real person! Everyone immediately became interested in him and completely forgot about the boy's uncivilized behavior.
"Oh, it's a child!" An uncle took out his mobile phone and took a lot of photos of Jiang Ranran. Seeing him pouting angrily, he became more interested.
One lady started pinching her arms and face, and then she started rubbing her stomach and butt.
"It's soft and fleshy, it's real!"
Jiang Ranran was so angry that she shook her hands as if to shake off the mud on her body, trying to get rid of the harassment from these people.
"You can take pictures, but no violence!" He was on the verge of getting angry.
"Please visit in a civilized manner and consciously abide by the code of civilized behavior."
Finally someone came to take care of it, and Jiang Ranran breathed a sigh of relief.
Before he repositioned himself, he glanced at Xiang Nuan on the other side of the road, and saw that her situation was not much better than his. After taking a photo with her, a young lady felt that the image of the female official was too beautiful, and even wanted to reach out and touch her face. Unexpectedly, she suddenly opened her mouth and almost bit the girl's finger, which scared her and made her scream.
Jiang Ranran was immediately dejected. Why did these people not even let go of the statue?
"How many photos did those people take just now?" He was still concerned about his own performance.
"Not a single one." The staff member shook his head sympathetically.
What?! Jiang Ranran came over with a spear in hand.
"It only counts if we take a photo with you. They were just taking a photo of you." The staff member instinctively stepped back and quickly explained.
ah--
"Also, Ranran, you can't keep moving. Don't forget that you are a sculpture."
Ahhh——
[Although I feel very sympathetic, please forgive me for still smiling unkindly. ]
[The irritable little general is online. You only need to pinch his face three times to activate him. ]
[Although I know that randomly pinching and touching is uncivilized behavior, but Jiang Ranran, who can resist?! ]
[Xiang Nuan actually bit someone. This action is inexplicably quite satisfying. ]
[I understand. This is performance art. The program team wants to tell us that even though it is a statue, we should not be disrespectful or uncivilized, and we should also abide by moral norms.]
[The above person has a lot of understanding. 】
Humph! Jiang Ranran slammed his spear to the ground, ready to kill any Buddha that came his way or to slay any devil that came his way.
Seeing his stern look, the tourists who came later felt it was unfestive and unlucky, and the people who wanted to take photos gradually shifted to the young general who was more powerful and handsome.
20 is just a matter of minutes... His own heroic words were still fresh in his mind, but now he was slapped in the face so hard. Jiang Ranran pouted in grievance.
Soon, a middle-aged man approached with his toddler. Although the little guy had just learned to walk, he couldn't wait to measure the world with his feet. He staggered excitedly, but the old father was tortured and couldn't straighten his back.
"Hey, there's a little brother here. Let's take a break here and see who this little brother is, okay?"
Although the man is sturdy, he speaks in a gentle manner.
There is a way, target customers will come to you!
Jiang Ranran didn't move at all, and her main focus was on radiating charm from the inside out.
The little guy was obviously full of curiosity about the statue that he could reach out to. He kept scratching here and there with his little hands, calling out incoherently: "Brother, brother——"
He grabbed Jiang Ranran's hand and shook it, his eyes widening. Fortunately, he couldn't speak clearly, otherwise he would have shouted - it's soft, it's alive!
"Daddy, can you take a picture of me, baby?"
He held his son in front of Jiang Ranran and demonstrated for a long time, but Jiang Ranran was too small and too short, and was always blocked by him.
"Come on, hold this little brother and I'll take a picture of you."
The man carefully placed the baby next to Jiang Ranran. Seeing the little guy tightly grasping Jiang Ranran's arm, he took a step back and prepared to take a picture.
Another task was about to be completed, and Jiang Ranran was secretly delighted.
But this little guy was too naughty. He held Jiang Ranran with one hand and tried to pick Jiang Ranran's nostrils with the other hand. When he couldn't reach it, he stood on tiptoe.
Have you finished filming? Hurry up!
Jiang Ranran complained secretly. His nostrils first felt itchy, then a sharp pain came over him. The kid had actually stuck his entire index finger in.
ah--
Jiang Ranran let out a low roar and reached out to cover his nostrils. The child was caught off guard and was frightened to death. He took a step back and fell to the ground.
As you can imagine, the crying sound was so loud that it could be described as thunder.
The "gentle" old father took a step forward and before he could pick up his son, he pushed Jiang Ranran to the ground.
"You are a living person, can't you take a breath? How can you scare children like this? This unlucky scenic spot, I will sue you for deliberately scaring tourists!"
Jiang Ranran fell on his back and his head hit the stone floor with a thud. Fortunately, he was wearing a helmet, otherwise he would have gotten a big bump on his head.
Seeing his father was furious, the little boy also cried loudly. The man became even more angry and grabbed Jiang Ranran's collar with a big hand: "Little bastard, go and find your boss!"
Not only did he yell at Jiang Ranran, he also shouted at the tourists: "Is there anyone in charge? If not, I will beat them up!"
Before he could finish his words, he saw a flash of white light. He didn't even see the person or their movements clearly, and the intense pain in his wrist spread throughout his body like a burning fire.
At some point, he had let go of Jiang Ranran. When he looked again, he saw a woman in a white gown holding Jiang Ranran in her arms.
"You're the one in charge? Do you know what this kid just did..."
Slap! A crisp slap hit his face, ending his unfinished words.
He was stunned, the cameraman was stunned, the tourists at the scene were stunned, and the audience in the live broadcast room were also shocked by this scene.
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