Chapter 17 This...Whose marriage certificate did you steal?
On the way home, Pu Ye did not forget to call her elder sister
Pu Ning's phone ringtone is the song her husband Jiang Yuyan sang to her. In other words, she wants everyone to hear the song her husband composed himself.
The call was connected, but no one answered. Pu Ye listened to the ringing for nearly fifty seconds, his face full of impatience.
Fortunately, at the last moment...
"Hello?"
"Your son is sick, why don't you come back quickly?"
"Huh? Who's sick?"
Pu Ning was half asleep, and there were red marks on her wrists when she rubbed her eyes. The small movement of turning over instantly awakened the pain in her waist.
"Hiss... my little waist hurts so much!"
Jiang Yuyan was cooking outside and immediately teleported over when he heard his wife's fake crying.
"Baby, are you awake? Where does it hurt? Let your husband massage you."
"Get lost, it's all your fault!"
"Hey, it's my husband's fault, my husband kisses..."
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With a "bang", Pu Ye threw the phone down and ended the call without hearing his brother-in-law finish his dirty talk. His handsome face turned as black as charcoal.
Jiang Yuyan, this guy, doesn't even care about his dignity when it comes to getting married.
He abandoned his son and didn't care even when he was sick.
(Jiang Yuyan: Are you laughing at me? You’ll be even more shameless than me in the future!)
(Tsk tsk tsk, I can’t bear to watch it~)
(Kamano:...)
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After a lot of effort, Pu's mother coaxed Xiaobao into drinking the medicine, but he started crying and vomited it all out.
"Wuwuwuwuwu...Uncle...Xiaobao wants uncle..."
There was a fever-reducing patch on Xiaobao's forehead, his chubby face was burning red, and he couldn't help but have snot bubbles coming out of his nose when he cried. People who saw it felt both distressed and wanted to laugh.
"Uncle will be here soon, little baby, listen to grandma and drink some water, okay?"
When the straw was put to Xiaobao's mouth, he turned his head away and refused to drink.
Mother Pu was worried and hit her husband hard, "You are useless as a grandfather!"
Pu's father: ...
It's okay, he's used to being a punching bag.
Gradually, Xiaobao's sobbing became quieter, and he sniffled and snorted, "Grandma, Xiaobao has a wish that hasn't come true yet."
"What wish?"
Mother Pu tried to hold back her laughter. Was this her grandson's last words?
"Xiaobao hopes that his uncle can marry Teacher Su. When the time comes, Xiaobao is willing to be the flower girl and present flowers."
“?!”
Pu's father and mother looked at each other, with shock in their eyes.
"Xiaobao, who is this Teacher Su? Has grandma met her? When did she and your uncle meet?"
"Hmm... cough cough... so many questions... Xiaobao has a headache..."
Pu's mother was extremely anxious and became extremely curious about the "Teacher Su" that Xiaobao mentioned. Could she be her daughter-in-law?
"uncle!"
Xiaobao lay on the bed with his head tilted, and a figure appeared in his blurry vision. Pu Ye walked towards him coolly in black clothes.
"Uncle, come quickly!"
As soon as the person came, the illness was almost healed. Xiaobao stretched out his arms and hugged Pu Ye, asking for a hug.
"Why are you sick for no reason?"
Pu Ye said with disgust, but held the child firmly in his arms. The little treasure lay on his uncle's shoulder without crying or making a fuss, and his red apple face instantly turned into a smile.
"Did you drink any water?"
“I didn’t drink…”
Pu Yekong poured water into the cup and looked up. His mother crossed her arms and looked at him with scrutiny.
"What?"
Mother Pu tightened her lips and remained serious. "Come to me after you put Xiaobao to sleep. I have something to ask you."
Pu Ye agreed perfunctorily, "Oh"
Xiaobao sucked water from his cheeks, opened his eyelids and watched his grandparents leave. He poked Puye shamelessly, "Uncle, Xiaobao seems to have said something wrong."
"?"
"I told my grandmother that I wanted to be the flower girl when you and Teacher Su got married..."
“…”
Pu Ye patted Xiao Bao's butt hard, "You little bastard, are you trying to trick me again?"
"Wow! My butt hurts, uncle, please spare Xiaobao this time since he's sick~"
"Then take the medicine and go to sleep, and I will forgive you."
"Yeah!"
Xiaobao listened to Pu Ye's words, took the medicine, lay on the bed, patted his belly and fell asleep quickly.
Pu Ye sat by the bed waiting for him to fall asleep, carefully tucked in the quilt, and quietly turned off the light and door.
When he walked into the living room, his parents were indeed waiting there, staring at him as if they were interrogating a criminal.
"Speak."
Mother Pu first showed off her authority and slammed the cup of tea down on the table, spilling most of the tea. "Tell the truth!"
"Yes, tell your mother the truth!"
Pu's father actively agreed and diligently patted his wife's legs.
"say what?"
Pu Ye lay on the sofa with his eyes closed to rest. His arrogant and reckless behavior made his mother so angry that she wanted to kick him to death.
"Tell me what your relationship is with Teacher Su! Why did Xiaobao say he was your flower girl?"
"What relationship?" Pu Ye took out a pair of marriage certificates from his pocket and put them on the table. "Legal husband and wife relationship."
"What the hell?"
“!!!!!!”
"Are you fucking kidding me?!"
Mr. Pu's eyes widened in surprise, and he unconsciously massaged with a little more force.
Mother Pu pounced and snatched the marriage certificate, stroking it with trembling hands, "This...whose marriage certificate did you steal?"
"Can you think straight? I got a wife because of your son."
Pu's father opened the marriage certificate in disbelief, and sure enough, there was a photo of his son on it.
"It's really you!"
Pu Ye was speechless and choked, "What else?"
Pu's mother took a closer look and said, "Whose daughter is so pretty..."
"That's right, do I need to say anything about my vision?"
"So when you said you were getting married, you meant, you meant getting married to someone else?"
"OK"
Pu Ye took back the marriage certificate and put it back in his pocket like a treasure.
Mother Pu didn't see enough, "Then I have to go see my daughter-in-law!"
"No, you didn't tell me you were getting married in advance, didn't give me a betrothal gift, and didn't even give me a house or a car. You're so irresponsible to me!"
"Special circumstances." Pu Ye glanced at his phone and guessed that Su Yunci should not be asleep, so he sent her a message, "It's not too late to send it after you get married."
Mother Pu nodded in agreement. "What does Xiao Su do? He looks younger than you. Where are his parents? Do they know about your marriage?"
"Her name is Su Yunci, she is Xiaobao's piano teacher, and she is three years younger than me."
Pu Ye saw that Su Yunci didn't reply to the message, and his eyebrows flashed and he stopped harassing her.
"There's a little problem with Cici's relationship with her parents, so you shouldn't visit for now."
"Well," Pu's mother looked at her husband awkwardly, "then can we go see Yunci?"
"Hmm..." Pu Ye imagined Su Yunci's frightened look, "Forget it, our marriage was too sudden, let her get used to it. If you go there rashly, she will definitely be scared."
"That's fine," Pu's mother said, a huge weight lifted off her chest. She smiled from ear to ear, "Hey! I saw that you were 27 and still had no girlfriend. I thought you either liked nan or you were just not in good health."
"In the end, he married a beautiful woman. Hahahaha, that solved my problem!"
"...", Pu Ye's face darkened, "Is that why you arranged three blind dates for me in one day?"
"Oh no!" Pu's mother screamed, "Don't tell Yunci that I forced you to go on a blind date. It might cause conflicts between us mother-in-law and daughter-in-law."
"If I had known you could bring home such an outstanding daughter-in-law, I wouldn't have bothered arranging a blind date."
After Pu Ye finished explaining his affairs, he couldn't stay any longer to listen to his mother's nagging.
"I'm going to accompany Xiaobao and then leave. Remember what I said, don't go to her without permission."
"Okay, okay, go back and spend some time with Yunci."
Pu's mother covered her mouth with her hands and laughed evilly, whispering to her husband, "We'll go to Yunci tomorrow."
"My son won't let me go."
"Are you stupid? Isn't it okay for us to go there under the pretext of caring about Xiaobao's studies?"
"My smart wife!"
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