Chapter 70: Social Death
Pu Ye moved a few large potted plants and placed them in front of the door in a colorful manner, accompanied by a large banner. At first glance, you would think it was a welcome event organized by the hotel.
"Yun Ci hasn't finished get off work yet, why are you here early?"
Buning carried a small stool to the garden, peeling garlic while basking in the sun, preparing ingredients for her favorite garlic-grilled chicken wings.
My son was digging in the mud one meter away. Suddenly his nose felt itchy and he touched the mud with his hand, and his face was covered with mud.
"I made sweet and sour pork at home. Yunci loves it, but Dad's isn't authentic."
"Also, I guess you guys cooked all meat dishes. Besides liking a few specific meat dishes, she still prefers vegetarian dishes."
Pu Ning showed the white of his eyes, "Hehe~~~~"
"What? Jealous?"
Pu Ye leaned back in the rocking chair and said, "Did you give a red envelope? As the elder sister-in-law, your sister-in-law is here, so you should give her a big one."
"Are you out of your mind?"
Pu Ning dug out his circle of friends from last night and said, "Since last night, we are no longer siblings. Why do you care about me asking for a red envelope?"
"Besides, you snatched so many clothes from my studio. How many red envelopes should I give you?"
Pu Ye's eyes were filled with rebelliousness. He moved his legs, causing the cradle to rock back and forth. He lay on his back, feeling carefree. "If you don't give me a red envelope, I'll let those big guys rob me of my clothes."
“…”
Pu Ning couldn't bear it any longer. He held the garlic bowl, took out a handful of mud made by his son, and slammed it on Pu Ye's head. A small part of it splashed on the corner of his mouth and cheek.
"Punin!!"
“Ahahahahahahahaha!!!”
Bunin ran away, his laughter so loud that it echoed throughout the back garden.
Xiaobao was dazed. He shook off the mud in his hands, stood up and saw his uncle chasing his mother with a grin on his face.
The warrior who protects mommy comes online. Xiaobao picks up the mud in the small toy bucket, stirs it with his little legs and runs towards mommy.
"Bad uncle! You are not allowed to bully Mom!"
With a wave of his elbow, the little fat boy spilled all the cement in the bucket, half of it falling on Pu Ye's trouser legs, and the other half spilling on the white floor.
(Yohoo! I accidentally rhymed it~)
Mother Pu felt the floor shaking in the kitchen. When she went out to take a look, she was so angry at the terrible scene that she almost died on the spot.
"Puning, Puye, Jiang Zixi!!"
"You three just stand there!!"
“…”
Xiaobao clung to his mother's legs. Pu Ye and Pu Ning stood there motionless, their heads lowered, pretending to be dead, just like when they were children and being punished for making mistakes.
"Within ten minutes, the three of you will restore the scene to its original state!"
"receive!"
Xiaobao was the most active. He held a small rag and lay on the ground, wiping it with a grunt.
"Two adults are not as good as one child?"
"Are you two blind?"
Pu Ye was covered in mud by the mother and son, and had no time to take a shower, so his nephew stuffed the mop into his hands.
Soon, the floor was mopped clean
The three clay figures have each taken a bath.
Pu Ye estimated the time, went into the kitchen to send his mother away, and prepared a few dishes that Su Yunci liked.
"My son is almost thirty years old, and I, as his mother, have never tasted your cooking skills. Today, I am relying on my daughter-in-law for help."
Pu Ma smiled with relief, rubbed Xiao Bao's head and said, "Xiao Bao, when you grow up and get married, you must learn to love and care for your wife like your father and uncle."
"And me, wife~"
Pu's father is dressed in a suit, more formal than the elites, "I am also a good man who dotes on my wife ()"
"Stop flattering yourself." The couple's relationship has deteriorated into middle age, causing Pu's mother to feel irritated whenever she sees him. The excitement she had when they first started dating is no longer there.
"Dad, are you planning on wearing a suit?"
Bunin circled around his father. "Isn't that too official? Just dress casually. How about you wear a suit and I get you an evening gown?"
Pu's father's tie was still untied. "Is it official?"
Pu Ye agreed with her elder sister's assessment, "She looks a bit stuffy..."
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Pu Ning suppressed his smirk and high-fived his younger brother in tacit understanding.
"Why are you pretending to be someone from your own family?"
While Pu Ma was mocking her husband, she took out the skirt she had carefully selected for a long time and admired it in front of the dressing mirror.
"My daughter, please give me your opinion on this outfit. My neck seems a little empty. Do I need a necklace? High heels also look good with thin heels."
“…”
The couple is equally matched
"dad!"
Xiaobao changed into sportswear and ran to pick up his father when he saw him. "Dad, you're finally here!"
Jiang Yuyan changed into casual clothes at the company, replacing his suit. He looked much younger and more energetic.
"Do you miss Daddy?"
"I want to..."
The little treasure was held softly and lay obediently on his father's shoulder, and he gave him five sweet kisses on the side of his cheek.
"snort--"
Bunin still remembered the humiliation he suffered last night. He put his hands on his hips and turned his face to the side, pretending to be blind.
When his wife was throwing a tantrum, Jiang Yuyan's eyes were gentle. He walked over to her side, held her hand, and rubbed her with his pinky finger. "So you asked me to send the pictures of my clothes home because you wanted me to wear matching outfits with you?"
"I'm not a narcissist, it's just a coincidence."
Bunin withdrew his arm and angrily went to look for the half watermelon she had frozen in the refrigerator.
"Mom, Xiaobao wants to eat too!"
Jiang Yuyan looked at the backs of the mother and son, with a look of doting on his brows.
"Dad, Mom, I'm a little late. Is there anything you haven't done? I'll go get it."
"No, no," Pu Ma was extremely satisfied with her son-in-law. She gently pushed him to the living room and said, "Go watch some TV and take a break. You've been tired after a long day at work."
"Brother-in-law, please stay here. I'm going to pick up Yunci."
"OK"
Before Pu Ye reached the door, Xiao Bao came running over with a watermelon in his mouth, gushing out watermelon juice. "Uncle, Xiao Bao will go with you to pick up Auntie."
“…”
There was no choice but for him to take his burden with him to pick up the child.
After get off work, Su Yunci did not go downstairs immediately. Instead, she placed a mirror on the table, carefully drew her eyebrows, and put on a quiet and elegant makeup.
In fact, it is not drawn, she has this temperament naturally, and drawing it just makes her look more energetic.
"Wow, auntie looks so beautiful today!"
Xiaobao has excellent eyesight. As soon as Su Yunci went out, he saw that his aunt was putting on makeup.
“…”
Pu Ye followed Xiao Bao's finger and his eyes were instantly filled with love and amazement.
"Kid wearing makeup?"
"Just, just melt it..."
"Xiaobao is here to pick me up too?"
Xiaobao praised generously in the back seat, "Mmm! Auntie, you are so beautiful!"
Su Yunci was extremely shy. Sitting in the passenger seat, her skin turned visibly red and hot when the man looked at her.
"Don't look at me, drive faster"
"Okay... Today my beautiful daughter-in-law will meet her parents-in-law."
“…”
Along the way, Su Yunci's effortlessly accumulated composure vanished the moment he saw his father-in-law, mother-in-law, and brother-in-law.
"Welcome Su Yunci home!!!!"
"Applause!━(*｀*)ノ━!"
"Warmly welcome the Pu family's daughter-in-law—Su Yunci!!"
“…”
Banners, large potted plants, the enthusiastic cheers from my father-in-law, mother-in-law, and sister, and my brother-in-law's bewildered on-the-spot learning...
The neighbors passing by were all smiling and asked when Pu Ye got married.
…
Su Yunci: Social death ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (﹏)
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