Chapter 99: Su Xiaozhu can squeal like a pig
"I told you it's not soundproof... um..."
As soon as Su Yunci returned to the room, she was pressed against the wall by a man before the light was on.
"Don't kiss me so hastily."
Su Yunci stepped on Pu Ye's shoes and panted softly, as if just one kiss had consumed all her strength.
"My dear, you are so useless," Pu Ye bit her lower lip as a punishment, and when the little girl cried out in pain, he stepped forward to lick her wound.
"It hurts, can you not bite me when you kiss me? It hurts so much."
Su Yunci hit his chest like he was tickling her. "I'm warning you, this room isn't soundproof. Don't make too much noise and embarrass me, or I'll be really angry."
"Okay, I have a way to reduce the noise."
“…”
"What did your clever brain come up with?"
"Hiss...Su Yunci, you stupid pig!"
Pu Ye cursed softly, and the next moment a loud slap echoed in the room, and Su Yunci's butt was spanked again.
"My butt hurts (_)"
"Do you think you should fight?"
"How could I..."
Su Yunci raised his eyes to argue, but accidentally saw the part she touched.
"Oh~~ I guess you're right this time."
“…”
Pu Ye didn't say much to her. He picked her up with one hand and walked to the bed, then pulled off the quilt and spread it on the floor.
Su Yunci always used his own sheets and quilts no matter where he slept, which made it easier for Pu Ye to perform.
"Hey, hey, hey! What are you doing laying down there?"
Su Yunci had a bad feeling, "Puye, I, I'm warning you."
"Warning me what?" Pu Ye's skill in making beds was already perfect. In no time, he had made a simple bed.
"According to your request, this will definitely reduce the volume a lot."
"Go to sleep, my dear. A night of love is worth a thousand gold. If you keep dawdling, I can't guarantee that you won't be able to get up tomorrow."
“…”
It’s so annoying!!!
The end of the night
Pu Ye got what he wished and spent half the night with his wife, but Su Yunci was exhausted and felt listless, with tears still hanging at the corners of his eyes when he went to sleep.
Wait until the next day
Since Pu Ye had enjoyed the benefits of last night, he had to endure the torture of waking up the lazy pig...
"Wake up, Su Yunci. Zhao Wenxuan and the others have already left. You are the only one left."
"Well, I can't get up."
Su Yunci couldn't even stretch his arms. "Pu Ye, is there glue on the bed? It's stuck and I can't move."
“…”
Pu Ye suppressed his anger. He thought that helping her get up would shorten his life by several years. "Did I beat you?"
"Woo woo woo," Su Yunci howled twice, but nothing came of it. He stretched out his hands and said, "Hug me..."
"I'll hug you again when you open your eyes"
"Open, open it."
Su Yunci barely opened his eyes and said, "Hug me."
Pu Ye lifted the woman by her armpits and held her like a koala, letting her lie soft and delicate in his arms. "If I hear you snoring again, I'm going to hit you, okay?"
“…You’re so annoying.”
Su Yunci pinched the flesh on his arm to vent his anger, "I snore even though you're not allowed to."
As she spoke, she sniffed and made a pig-like sound, "Huluhuluhulu~~"
“…”
Pu Ye heard the "pig squeal" and suddenly laughed out loud. The sound of his voice penetrated Su Yunci's heart and accelerated her heartbeat, thumping one after another. The sleepiness disappeared in the blink of an eye.
"As expected of you, Su Xiaozhu, your piggy calls are very standard. Can you call again?"
"Humph, if you let me call you, I'll call you. Wouldn't that be embarrassing for me?"
Su Yunci squealed like a pig and seemed to be in high spirits. He slid down to wash himself and kicked Pu Ye out of the bathroom.
"I'm going to make breakfast, Su Yunci"
"profound"
Pu Ma was particularly thoughtful. Among the things she packed, there was also a toaster, a small one that didn’t take up much space.
Since he had brought everything with him, Pu Ye didn't buy breakfast outside and made it himself at the hotel.
Put the toast in it and toast it, then spread a layer of sauce on it and add crab sticks and ham slices.
Since the child was sluggish in the morning, he added coffee to the milk to help the lazy pig wake up.
"Wow! You're cooking in the hotel, Pu Ye! That's awesome!"
As soon as Su Yunci went out, she saw Pu Ye had prepared a meal for her, and she also saw her husband pouring water into her cup.
"It's all thanks to your mother-in-law. Why didn't she pack a pot in her luggage?"
"hey-hey……"
Su Yunci smiled foolishly and didn't respond. He sat down and started eating breakfast.
"Didn't the child comb his hair?"
Pu Ye stood behind her, with a clear view of her messy head. "The back of your hair is messy. Did a chicken peck it?"
"Please comb my hair for me."
Su Yunci took out a comb from somewhere and handed it over, "Be gentle, my hair is very fragile."
“…”
Pu Ye took the comb and combed the hair from the beginning to the end. Some of the hair was tangled together, so he didn't dare to use force for fear of breaking it. He could only slowly separate the hair with his fingers. He was so anxious combing the hair that sweat covered his back.
"I've finished Pu Ye," Su Yunci left a bite to the man's mouth, "I didn't forget to save one for you. Am I being super nice to you?"
Pu Ye saw through her scheming and said, "If you can't finish it, just say it. Su Yunci, have you learned to be so roundabout?"
"Do you want to eat?"
"eat……"
How could he not eat the gift given to him by his ancestors?
After finishing packing, the two went out together and happened to meet Zhao Wenxuan and Dong Wenjing. The three rooms were quite close to each other, so the four of them took the elevator downstairs.
"Teacher Zhao, would you like to go with us in our car?"
Su Yunci invited Zhao Wenxuan to take a ride, but Dong Wenjing, the troublemaker, came out to mess things up.
"Teacher Su, since we are all colleagues, why did you only invite Teacher Zhao and not me?"
"Would you like to sit down?"
"Sit down."
“…”
The shamelessness index is comparable to that of Kamano.
Kamano:?
Finally, Zhao Wenxuan and Dong Wenjing sat in the back seat of the car.
There's actually a story in the middle.
When Dong Wenjing got in the car, she insisted that she was carsick and wanted to sit in the passenger seat. Pu Ye directly gave her two choices without showing any mercy to the lady.
"Big sister, it's only a ten-minute journey. I don't believe I can make you faint."
"First, you either sit in the back seat, or second, if you take a taxi, the taxi driver will definitely want you to sit in the front passenger seat."
Dong Wenjing gritted her teeth and said, "Sit down, I'll sit in the back row. I was just joking. How can I compete with Teacher Su for a seat?"
If she wasn't too lazy to take a taxi, she wouldn't bother taking one.
…
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