Chapter 259: The Great Zhou Version of Nezha Conquers the Dragon King
When Bai Hongtu said that he was going to perform the tribulation-crossing performance, Ji Zhi excitedly took out the heart-saving pills that he had prepared long ago.
However, Jiang Li was very strong and didn't need any heart-saving pills at all, which made Ji Zhi quite regretful.
There was brilliant lightning in the center of the stage, making it difficult to see Bai Hongtu's expression. Only Jiang Li could see it clearly.
Bai Hongtu was playing with the hula hoop with a grin on his face. He looked relaxed, but in fact, he was trembling all over from the electric shock and his body was shaking involuntarily.
Moreover, because the thunder was so powerful, Bai Hongtu's clothes were burned to ashes.
In other words, he is now naked.
"The Taoist leader runs naked"
Jiang Li rubbed his face. This second performance was going to be so big for me.
After the thunder tribulation passed, the ladder to immortality still did not appear. While everyone was still not used to the change in light, Jiang Li wrapped Bai Hongtu in a white shroud and brought him back to the stands.
"This thunder tribulation is unfair. It said that my clothes would not be affected, but why didn't it even leave me a pair of underwear?" Bai Hongtu cursed.
He was wrapped in a shroud, tightly wrapping himself with only his head exposed. He angrily rebuked the thunder tribulation, and there was no sign of joy at having successfully survived the tribulation.
Jiang Li slapped the back of his head, but he was still pretending.
Currently, there are only two people in Jiuzhou who have passed the tribulation of becoming immortals, Commander Liu and Li Er. Bai Hongtu is the third one, and the most conspicuous one.
"How does it feel to go through the calamity of becoming an immortal for the first time?" Jiang Li asked casually, and the people around him pricked up their ears.
Bai Hongtu curled his lips: "What can I do? I feel like I can become an earthly immortal at any time. I just lack the baptism of immortal power. I feel so frustrated."
"On the contrary, I don't feel like I have touched the Mahayana stage at all. To be honest, if it weren't for your precedent, I would have doubted whether there is such a realm as the Mahayana stage."
"Tell me how to break through to the Mahayana stage."
Jiang Li glared: "This is not the first time I have told you how to break through the Mahayana stage. Your brains are not working well and you can't understand my theory. What do you want me to do?"
Bai Hongtu smiled apologetically: "Brother Jiang, you are my brother. How about you take the trouble to simplify the theory so that we, the dull ones in the Tribulation Crossing Stage, can understand it?"
Jiang Li agreed. He had been trying to split and simplify the Mahayana theory, but there had been no progress.
The power of Bai Hongtu's tribulation was so great that the entire stage was smashed to pieces. Commander Liu resisted the urge to vomit blood and sent more people to repair the stage.
"Next is the Buddhist performance - rock-paper-scissors. Rock-paper-scissors is an ancient sport that not only tests luck, but also eyesight and hand speed. Let's wait and see what kind of surprises the Buddhists can bring us."
The name of the Buddhist performance sounds confusing, but the host is a ruthless man who has seen people transcend the tribulation of becoming immortals on the spot. He has also seen many storms and waves, so he didn't think there was any problem with the Buddhist performance and welcomed it with applause.
The audience was still savoring the aftereffects of the magnificent thunderstorm, and it took them a long time to recover and start applauding.
Two holy Bodhisattvas walked lightly onto the stage, put their hands together, and lowered their brows in a gesture of compassion.
Suddenly, thousands of hands appeared behind me, with palms together, fists clenched, and two fingers extended.
The two Bodhisattvas actually played rock-paper-scissors with the moves of the Thousand-armed Guanyin! Both sides had thousands of hands, one by one, extending scissors or hammers to see who would win.
Only when one side beats the other side with thousands of hands can it be considered a winner! There are so many flaws in this scene that Jiang Li doesn't know from which angle to complain.
"Whose idea was this?"
The Dragon-Subduing Arhat and the Unsubdued Arhat looked at each other and pointed at the Brahma Tower together: "The Buddha's proposal."
Brahma Tower did not think there was anything wrong with the performance and said confidently: "Isn't the performance supposed to be entertaining and unexpected?"
"Don't you think the postures of the two Bodhisattvas, the Thousand-armed Avalokitesvara, are beautiful? This is for viewing pleasure."
"You know when the winner will be decided? It's the unexpected."
“This performance was perfect.”
"That was a great performance, but you are not allowed to perform next time."
Brahma Tower felt very happy when he heard the praise.
It was impossible to determine the winner between the two Bodhisattvas after a day of competition. Jiang Li sent a message to the two Bodhisattvas, asking them to quickly have one of them play rock and the other play scissors to end the performance.
Confucianism performed the language change. Before that, they searched for ancient books, studied history, sorted out the process of language change, and then carefully polished the script. On the stage, they used silent words and exaggerated movements to show how hundreds of languages were unified into the Kyushu language, giving people a heavy sense of epic.
With the examples of Taoism and Buddhism, the Confucian performance seemed too normal and was out of tune with the atmosphere.
"Our awareness of innovation is not enough," Dong Zhongren reflected.
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Jiang Li quickly said, "No, no, no, you guys are fine like this, no need to innovate anymore."
Jiang Li couldn't let go of an ordinary person after finally catching him.
"The following is a play jointly performed by the Great Zhou Dynasty and the Four Seas Dragon Palace - Li Nezha Conquers the Dragon King."
“???” Jiang Li was confused. What the hell is Li Nezha? Doesn’t it sound weird?
He was not surprised that the story of Nezha's Conquest of the Dragon King appeared in Jiuzhou, because that was what he spread and it was very popular. People in Jiuzhou liked to listen to stories about gods and ghosts the most.
The performance on the stage is unfolding in an orderly manner.
There was a place called Chentangguan near the sea in the Zhou Dynasty. The general was named Li Jing and his wife was Madam Yin.
Mrs. Yin gave birth to her third son.
"Since the eldest son is named Jinzha and the second son is named Muzha, the third son should be named Shuizha," Li Jing suggested.
"Water gate sounds so bad, let's call him Nezha." Mrs. Yin thought the name her husband had come up with was not good.
"Okay, then let's call him Nezha. My third son will be named Li Nezha." Li Jing laughed and felt that his wife was more educated.
Li Nezha has a talent for cultivating immortals, and his cultivation level improves rapidly by leaps and bounds.
Da Zhou was adjacent to the East China Sea. The Third Prince of the Dragon King stirred up trouble and made Chentangguan miserable. Moreover, the Third Prince of the Dragon King wanted to eat the children of fishermen. Li Nezha was so angry that he fought with the Third Prince of the Dragon King for three hundred rounds. In the end, the Third Prince of the Dragon King was defeated by Li Nezha and his dragon tendons were peeled off.
Upon hearing this, the Dragon King of the East China Sea became furious, and called his three brothers, transformed into real dragons, and holding the dragon ball, he put pressure on Chentang Pass, asking Li Jing to hand over Li Nezha, otherwise he would flood Chentang Pass!
The Dragon Kings of the Four Seas exerted their boundless magical powers to form a tsunami thousands of feet high that even obscured the sun. Chentang Pass seemed too small in the face of such a disaster.
Li Jing was powerless but refused to obey. Madam Yin cried heartbreakingly. Li Nezha stood up bravely with a righteous heart: "Old Dragon King, I'm out. What are you going to do to me?"
The Dragon King of the East China Sea bared his teeth and said cruelly, "Of course you will be charged with intentional injury and sent to Da Zhou for punishment!"
“???” Jiang Li felt that this seemed to be a little different from his memory.
(End of this chapter)