In fact, it’s no wonder that Zeng Laosan was confused, because all the villagers who came in later were the same.
It's understandable that you say Zeng Wangcai is good at fishing. After all, that requires more technique and luck than strength. It's no problem for you to catch 100 kilograms of fish a day by yourself. But it's different when it comes to hunting wild boars. They are really hard to catch.
If you kill one wild boar at a time, it means you are lucky and have good marksmanship. You can kill three at a time, and each of them weighs three or four hundred pounds. How can we put our dozen young men who were sent out to hunt wild boars face?
"Huowazi, stop fighting and ask what's going on. I feel like something is wrong." Zeng Laosan advised with a question mark in his mind.
Xiaohu and Xiaobao were freed from the bamboo sticks. In fact, they were not hurt at all. The bamboo sticks were hitting them through their pants, and Zeng Youhuo didn't use much strength, so it couldn't hurt much.
If Zeng Youhuo was really angry, he would not use weapons like bamboo sticks, which are only used by women.
"Tell me, what's going on!" Zeng Youhuo shouted.
As a father, Zeng Youhuo knows his sons. He knows that although his two sons are not very smart, they have no problems with their character and will definitely not joke about such things. The noise made by the two sons when they entered the village just now is proof of this. The two sons just did not realize that shouting like this would cause misunderstanding, and they were not joking about such things.
So, there must be wild boars.
Zeng Youhuo, like Zeng Laosan, was very curious about how his eldest nephew killed three wild boars.
Xiaohu touched his buttocks in a fake manner, pretending to be hurt, and said, "We entered the cow dung mountain. My elder brother and his wife went to set traps, and we went to see if there were any wild boars. When we came back, my elder sister-in-law was guarding a fainted wild boar. We were so happy that we didn't care and tied up the wild boar on the spot..."
"Tied up? You two even have hemp ropes with you. Are you sure you can catch the wild boar?" Zeng Youhuo said angrily and amusedly.
"Dad, don't interrupt us. We're talking about the exciting part." Xiaohu said dissatisfiedly.
"Yes, yes, yes, Huowazi, don't interrupt. Let's listen to what the child is saying." Zeng Laosan was also dissatisfied. He took out two filter tips that he had saved during the day and handed them to Xiaohu and Xiaobao. "Go on, what happened next? How did the wild boar faint?"
Little Tiger and Little Leopard both held up cigarettes and said at the same time, "Where's the fire? Cigarettes without fire, that's called..."
"Believe it or not, I'm going to slap you twice. I'm going to make you look bad, right? Hurry up and tell me!" Zeng Youhuo suppressed the urge to hit someone.
Little Tiger and Little Leopard seemed to realize that Zeng Laosan was their elder. They laughed awkwardly and took out matches to light cigarettes. The latter continued, "Later, my eldest brother came back and we asked him why the wild boar fainted. Guess what my eldest brother said?"
Seeing that his father was about to get angry again, Xiaohu quickly continued what his brother said: "My eldest brother said that this wild boar was so stupid. It ran out and hit something, and then fainted. Hahahahaha, don’t you think it’s funny? My eldest brother’s luck is unmatched..."
Zeng Youhuo covered his face!
Zeng Laosan looked at the two of them like fools. The wild boar ran out and knocked itself unconscious. What happened? Did it crash into the tank?
Even though they were doubtful, Zeng Youhuo and Zeng Laosan knew who the brothers Xiaohu and Xiaobao were. They were the ones who could cause a commotion in the whole village just by spreading a piece of news. It was obviously a happy event, but they insisted on making it appear as if they were the ones getting beaten. Can you waste time talking to them?
"What happened next? There was only one left, so where did the other two come from?" Zeng Youhuo asked honestly.
"Dad, it got even more exciting later!" Xiaohu said excitedly, "We had just tied up the wild boar when our eldest brother came back and said he had found the wild boar's wife, or two wives. Xiaobao and I didn't believe it. As we all know, wild boars only have one wife, so how could they have two wives? We thought those three must be a love triangle..."
Listening to Xiaohu's chatter and Xiaobao's gesticulating additions, everyone was really confused.
A wild boar love triangle?
I think you two are here to make indirect accusations, criticizing someone in the village for being unruly and causing trouble?
The first one to suspect that Xiaohu and Xiaobao were implying something about him was Zeng Laosan, after all, he had just been in the cornfield with Accountant Hu.
But then everyone thought that given Xiaohu and Xiaobao's character, they would not be able to say such profound and meaningful words.
While everyone was guessing, Zeng Youhuo's face turned green and he shouted, "Stop talking, pa pa pa, you haven't said a word to the point!" He stopped his son's performance and said to Zeng Lao San, "The matter is almost clear. Wangcai killed some wild boars, but because there were too many and too big, he couldn't get them back, so he sent Xiaohu and Xiaobao back to report the news. So let's go, don't delay, it would be bad if Wangcai got into trouble over there."
Zeng Laosan felt guilty and didn't want to continue this topic, so he just went down the ladder Zeng Youhuo gave him and said, "Okay, okay, we've made it clear, it's no big deal, don't gather around, Goudan, bring everyone in your class, follow us, and get the wild boar back.
"Go back and have a rest, old and young men, do whatever you want. One thing we can be sure of is that we will have a feast tomorrow. But I have to say this: the feast cannot be for nothing. If we don't beat the people from Zhujia Village back tomorrow, no one will have the face to eat this feast. Go back and prepare."
As soon as they heard that the banquet was confirmed, everyone was beaming with joy. God bless them. Usually, in the production team’s big pot meal, even if the mouse went down to take a bath, it was considered an extra meal. This time, they were going to have a big meal of meat. Who could resist?
Therefore, those who were supposed to leave the station were overjoyed because they could have a feast openly. According to the feast rules that Zeng Laosan later revised, those who participated in the battle must eat, and only one person from each other household could go. After eating, they could take some food back to their families to enjoy as a snack.
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