"Hmm? This cushion... eh~~"
Yan Bugui looked at the hole in the cushion and the pillar sticking out, and a picture came to his mind. He looked at Xu Damao, who was still jumping around, with a strange expression, his eyes filled with pity and... gloating.
"Hey, what happened? Xu Damao, what good thing happened to you so early in the morning that you jumped up?" He Yuzhu's voice came, his face full of surprise.
"I'll pick you!"
Perhaps he had recovered, Xu Damao was able to speak, but his face was still distorted.
"Hey! You're still swearing, are you asking for a beating?"
He Yuzhu couldn't just indulge him, so he rolled up his sleeves and wanted to stretch his muscles.
Xu Damao seemed quite happy jumping around. If he were to be spanked again, today would be a wonderful day.
"Shazhu, Damao didn't mean it." Sun Xia quickly stood in front of Xu Damao.
He Yuzhu is never polite to Xu Damao, and if he says he will beat him, he will really do it.
At the same time, she was somewhat dissatisfied with Xu Damao.
Knowing clearly that he is no match for He Yuzhu, why does he still insist on being stubborn? Don’t you understand that a wise man does not suffer a loss in front of him? Have you forgotten that you were sent to the hospital twice?
"Why should I be afraid of him!" Xu Damao was not going to admit defeat. He straightened his body and said fiercely, "Silly Zhu, I'm telling you, this cushion of mine might have been made by you!"
It’s no wonder he was suspicious. How could a good car seat be broken? It was working fine last night.
Nowadays, the quality of bicycles is impeccable. The seats are spring-loaded and the covering material is quite tough. They will not break even if you don’t ride them for seven or eight years.
But as soon as he sat on it in the morning, the seat cushion became transparent, and then he felt his whole body become transparent as well. The feeling was so sour and refreshing.
"Hey, Sun thief, don't say anything nonsense. It was all my fault. I was on my way to work early in the morning when you scared me. I have no idea what happened. Don't put all the blame on me."
He Yuzhu naturally would not admit it. Although he was laughing in his heart, his face was full of innocence.
"Who else could it be if not you! How could a good cushion be broken? You are the only one in the hospital who could do such a thing!" Xu Damao was so furious that he was about to explode. Now his anus was broken and his butt was bruised.
"You ask me, but who should I ask? Maybe you've done too many bad things and even God can't stand it anymore." He Yuzhu retorted without giving in, secretly laughing in his heart.
It was me who did it, what can you do about it? Do you have any evidence?
But he has learned his lesson and will never sell the parts. He will just break them for you to give you a good rest.
He now felt pleasure from his hair to his toes and could hardly hold back his laughter.
"Alright, alright." He Yuzhu walked around him and went out. "Brother, I don't want to bother with you. I have to go to work. I don't have time to waste with you."
He could no longer hold it in and had to leave quickly.
"You can't leave!"
Seeing that He Yuzhu wanted to leave, Xu Damao was unhappy. He endured the stabbing pain and burning sensation, covered his butt with one hand, and tried to grab He Yuzhu with the other.
"Hey! You still want to do it?"
Seeing Xu Damao's action, He Yuzhu became unhappy.
There was still joy in his eyes. If the other party had attacked first, it would not be his fault. It was a good opportunity to stretch his muscles early in the morning.
However, at this time, a voice came from the bangs.
"What's going on? Stupid Zhu, what are you trying to do in broad daylight? Stop it!"
Hearing this, He Yuzhu put away his fist with regret, then said with a smile: "Team Leader Liu, this can't be blamed on me. It was Xu Damao who started it first, and I just fought back."
"Is that so?" Liu Haizhong expressed his doubts about what he said. He walked up to him slowly and gave him a warning look, "Don't cause trouble for me."
Then he looked at Xu Damao, was stunned for a moment, and asked in confusion: "What's wrong with Xu Damao? Is he constipated? Why are you covering your butt? Don't you know that it has a bad influence? Put it down quickly."
“Puff~Gaga~”
Yan Bugui laughed for a moment, then felt something was wrong and quickly shut up, "Ahem, well, Team Leader Liu, Xu Damao is not constipated, it's the car seat that's soaked, and then..."
As he said that, he glanced at Xu Damao's butt.
Liu Haizhong was stunned and looked at the bicycle beside him. Sure enough, the pillar under the seat was exposed, and there was blood on it. He looked at Xu Damao, who was covering his buttocks in pain, with an extremely strange look in his eyes.
The neighbors who came to watch the fun also showed surprised expressions.
"I was wondering why he was screaming so miserably so early in the morning. It seems like he was injured in a vital part."
"Tsk tsk, Xu Damao is really good, so thick..."
"You don't know this. As the saying goes, you can't judge a person by his appearance."
“This is really new.”
Xu Damao, who was at the center of the incident, had a face that turned blue and purple. All kinds of discussions entered his ears, making him very annoyed.
"Team Leader Liu, I suspect that Sha Zhu did this, arrest him immediately!"
"Team Leader Liu, you can't just listen to his one-sided story. What do you mean I did it?"
He Yuzhu quickly waved his hands, "I don't know anything, I just heard Xu Damao's grandson screaming and came to see."
Liu Haizhong would not arrest anyone just because of Xu Damao's words, so he asked, "Do you have any evidence?"
Although he also suspected that it was He Yuzhu who did it, he couldn't say it out loud.
Xu Damao naturally had no evidence. He was stunned for a moment and shouted, "Team Leader Liu, you control Sha Zhu. We will definitely find out the truth in the first trial!"
"Nonsense!" Liu Haizhong angrily threw his hands and scolded: "How can you arrest people without any evidence!"
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