"How is it? What happened?"
As soon as she entered the door, Lou Xiao'e asked and poured her a glass of water, looking like a good wife and mother.
Li Qinghe just couldn't understand why Xu Damao was so desperate to kick away such a good wife.
He took a sip of water and said, "It's nothing serious. Bang Geng was playing with firecrackers and threw them into the toilet. Xu Damao was squatting inside. You understand... Then He Yuzhu helped to pay the money."
Lou Xiao'e was stunned when she heard this. Is He Yuzhu's brain useless?
"What on earth is this idiot Zhu thinking? This nickname is too appropriate. It has nothing to do with him in the first place, but Qin Huairu and the others want to put the blame on him, and he is still stretching his head to take it. Now others must think they have something to lose."
"No matter what he thinks, it's his own wish and we can't control it." Li Qinghe shrugged.
Only He Yuzhu and his father He Daqing could do something that goes beyond the limits of human understanding.
Take for example, after marrying Qin Huairu, little Dang Huaihua calls her dad "silly dad" all the time. If it were Li Qinghe, he would have beaten the two sisters with a belt for a month. But Shazhu is happy to do it and thinks it's a good thing. I can only say that I admire him!
"Sister Xiao'e, you don't know that Xu Damao was covered with..."
"Stop! I'm feeling nauseous!"
Lou Xiao'e quickly stopped Li Qinghe from talking any further, otherwise he would vomit his breakfast.
......
He Yushui was sitting in the house sulking. He Yuzhu knew what was going on, but he felt that he was the head of the family and was very proud, so he asked knowingly, "What's wrong? Are you still angry?"
"Hmph, brother, you are so generous. You helped the Jia family pay the money. You just paid six dollars. I couldn't even bear to buy something worth two dollars." He Yushui said coldly.
"You are talking about neighbors. They are all neighbors. What's wrong with helping each other when they are in trouble? You are an adult, but you are still arguing with children."
When He Yushui heard his words, she felt cold all over and whispered, "Yes, neighbors are important. I, as your sister, can't be as close to your good neighbor."
Understanding what He Yuzhu meant, He Yushui didn't say much and just slammed the door and left.
"Hey, this girl, who does she take her temper from? She's not sensible at all."
He Yuzhu didn't care. He muttered a few words, added some more charcoal to the stove, and prepared to lie down on the bed for a while.
But just as he was about to close his eyes, his stomach felt uncomfortable. He quickly sat up and hurried to the toilet outside the yard, but he forgot something very important.
Time passed quickly. He Yuzhu squatted on the toilet and felt that his legs had lost feeling. Something seemed to have dried up. Maybe he didn't need to wipe it.
But the persistence in his heart did not allow him to do so. If he waited a little longer, someone might come in and then he would have the paper.
......
After being scolded, Banggeng ran out of the house again. He waited outside the toilet for a while, and when he saw that no one was coming in or out, he took out another firecracker from his pocket, which was two times bigger than the one taken from the firecrackers.
After making sure that there was no one around, he ran to the toilet wall, lit it and threw it in through the wall, then quickly ran away.
I thought, since we have that idiot Shazhu to take care of things, I can just let him take the blame if anything goes wrong.
Bang!
There was a loud bang, and in an instant, feces and urine flew everywhere.
Bang Geng looked at the yellow, green and black flying out of the toilet with a look of satisfaction and joy.
But no matter how much he calculated, he didn't expect that there was someone inside.
"I...that bastard threw the firecrackers!"
He Yuzhu was so nervous that he wondered if he was destined to have trouble with toilets. Previously, he had to pay six dollars as compensation for Xu Damao's diarrhea, but he also had diarrhea and didn't bring toilet paper. It would have been fine if he hadn't brought toilet paper, but after almost an hour, no one came to the toilet. His legs were numb from squatting.
In addition, it had been too long and had already dried. He was just debating whether to pull up his pants first when a firecracker suddenly flew in. Before he could react, there was a loud bang, and he almost fell into the pit with fright.
At this moment, I just felt a cold and sticky feeling on my buttocks and face, and the deadly smell was so choking.
He was about to get up and rush out to let the guys outside see the style of the Siheyuan God of War, but when he was halfway up, he found that he didn't bring any paper...
So he became even angrier.
"Don't let me catch you, you bastard, or you'll be in trouble!"
The loud noise also attracted the surrounding neighbors, who ran outside to check what was going on. They found that it seemed to be the toilet, so they ran in to check and found He Yuzhu whose legs were numb from squatting.
"No, who did this?"
Seeing his savior, He Yuzhu quickly shouted, "Don't worry about who did it, just find me some water."
Even the God of War cannot withstand such physical and mental attacks.
"Huh? Oh oh oh."
The neighbor reacted and ran out with gritted teeth, for he was afraid that he would laugh out loud if he relaxed.
Bringing a basin of water over, He Yuzhu wanted to wash the rice stains off his face, but his neighbor was unwilling, saying that this was his family's face-washing basin, and if He Yuzhu used it like this, it would be wasted.
He might as well just pour it directly on his head. Fortunately, he knew to add some hot water, otherwise the God of War would have suffered the consequences.
After a long time, the god of war with a face as black as charcoal rushed out of the toilet, ran into the house to change his clothes, threw the changed clothes into the yard, and ran away like a fly.
He wants to catch the guy who threw the firecrackers.
It is not difficult to catch the person who threw the firecrackers. Only children can do such a thing. Today is a holiday and many children are playing outside. When they heard the sound of firecrackers, they gathered over. At this time, a large group of children were watching the fun.
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