Lou Xiao'e was delighted to see Yu Li get the short end of the stick, and pressed her advantage: "Fine, I'm not going to talk to you anymore. I'll talk to Fatty later!"
Yu Li's temples throbbed with anger: "You still want to see him? Consider me dead!"
Lou Xiao'e retorted confidently, "You even drank my wine, so either be magnanimous or you kill me!"
That damn fat bastard always says, "Advising someone to be magnanimous is like being struck by lightning."
Those who steal another woman's husband deserve to be struck by lightning!
So Lou Xiao'e isn't afraid of being struck by lightning, then what's the point of saying anything?
Grab your weapons!
Yu Li stood up abruptly, took a few steps to Lou Xiao'e, and then held a black iron kitchen knife to her neck.
What's going on? Lou Xiao'e's mind went blank, her face displaying a wide range of expressions: mostly whites of her eyes with little black, a stiff expression, and an open mouth...
Yu Li is going to kill me?
And then there's Chen Mengqi, who keeps calling Yu Li "baby," and now she's actually helping Yu Li hold her hands down?!
You and your daughter have already discussed it, haven't you?
Lou Xiao'e said to Yu Li with a fierce but weak expression, "I, I'm warning you, don't do anything reckless."
Yu Li's tone was fierce: "Who's messing around with you! I'll take you down with me today!!"
To die together? No; Don't come any closer...
Lou Xiao'e became increasingly panicked; she could feel the kitchen knife slowly sinking into her neck.
Lou Xiao'e wanted to struggle but dared not. Fear spread in her heart, and tears flowed uncontrollably from her eyes. She also began to frequently clench her legs.
The increasingly strong feeling is like it's about to get out of control...
Seeing that Lou Xiao'e was about to break down, Yu Li leaned close to her ear and whispered, "Have you forgotten what I told you? Today is a trap. If you dare to come, I'll kill you, hmph!"
After saying that, he stood up and slammed the kitchen knife down in front of her: "I'll give you a gift too, silly girl."
Lou Xiao'e had just narrowly escaped death, and trembling, she picked up the wine bottle, wanting to pour herself a glass of wine.
Much of the wine spilled, barely enough to fill a glass. She quickly drank it all in one gulp, and only then did her spirit seem to gradually return to its place.
Lou Xiao'e calmed down and then carefully examined the kitchen knife.
Then I realized something was wrong, picked it up and took a look, and I was so angry I almost twisted my nose!
It's actually made of rubber, it's fake!
It's just that this despicable prop, made by whoever it is, is so realistic that it's hard to tell the difference; even the gleam on the blade looks just like the real thing.
Lou Xiao'e had just stood up, ready to lash out, when she saw Chen Mengqi stabbing her neck with that "knife" and sticking out her tongue.
It was as if they were mocking her, saying, "Look how scared you were just now..."
Yu Li was in high spirits after successfully turning the tables, and just then, the third dish was served.
This dish is not the sweet and sour carp or braised sea cucumber with scallions that Qilige is becoming more and more famous for, but rather—duck.
The roast duck didn't taste like roast duck, and the braised duck didn't taste like braised duck either. Chen Mengqi still served dishes that were meant to be shared equally.
Lou Xiao'e looked at the dish in front of her and noticed that it was cut in half horizontally with a knife.
Now, the thought of a knife makes her want to clench her legs. She put down her chopsticks and said to Lily, "I'm going to the restroom."
"Washroom?" Yu Li replied without hesitation, "We don't have one here."
Lou Xiao'e slammed her hand on the table angrily: "It's the toilet!"
A toilet is a toilet, why call it a restroom? What's with the pretense of being civilized...
But the name does sound quite trendy.
Yu Li had an idea in mind, and she immediately had someone make a sign to hang at the entrance of the toilet, euphemistically calling it "Restroom".
Oh right, I remember when Fatty was a great sage, he jokingly told her that in foreign countries, there are no words written on the toilet doors; instead, there's an elephant drawn on the left and a giraffe drawn on the right, and he doesn't know which one to go in!
Yu Li giggled at his joke, and after laughing enough, she whispered in his ear, "I like elephants, but I don't like giraffes..."
An elephant? Hiss~ Woman, you're playing with fire!
I'll show you what Zhuge Liang did with Yang Guo seven times today!
"..."
Lou Xiao'e returned from the restroom, regaining her previous elegance and composure.
Looking closely at the dish in front of me, I saw that the duck was shaped like a gourd and filled with green beans, ham, mushrooms, bamboo shoots, lotus seeds, glutinous rice, and so on.
Chen Mengqi's Little Sunflower Class is in session again: "This dish is called Eight Treasure Gourd Duck, but it's not Shandong cuisine, it's Huaiyang cuisine."
The whole duck was deboned, and then the wings, neck, and legs were stuffed into its belly. Eight kinds of ingredients were then stuffed into the duck's belly. My dad even added pears today!
Then use a rope to tie it into a shape that is thinner at the top and thicker at the bottom. Then fry it first, then steam it, then pour broth over it to scald it, and finally it becomes a dish.
By the way, this dish doesn't test your poetry skills, but rather your ability to create a dish that includes eight different ingredients. So, how many combinations are there if you put them in pairs?
Friendly reminder, this is a very simple permutation and combination problem!
Is that all?
Nine flavors, paired up in twos: duck meat and pear are one variation, as are green beans and lotus seeds...
Yu Li was known for not liking to study. When Chen Mengqi was in elementary school, she could still check homework with a straight face.
When she entered junior high school, her homework was checked less often because she couldn't understand it anymore.
Now that she's in high school, Yu Li doesn't even look at her homework anymore.
Looking at Chen Mengqi's homework is like reading a book written in a foreign language; let whoever wants to look at it look at it!
Lou Xiao'e, on the other hand, felt a surge of sweetness in her heart; the fat man was blatantly favoring her.
She blurted out, "There are 36 combinations in total. Yu Li, you lost again."
The score is now 2-1, with Lou Xiao'e in the lead.
Yu Li drank another glass of wine, and resentfully held out her hand to Chen Mengqi: "Give it to me!"
Chen Mengqi feigned ignorance: "What? Hehe."
Lou Xiao'e was clueless and had no idea what the mother and daughter were up to.
Yu Li said unhappily, "Don't force me."
Chen Mengqi then obediently took out a black object from her pocket.
Lou Xiao'e exclaimed in surprise, "A walkie-talkie?!"
Yu Li took the walkie-talkie, waved it triumphantly at her, and then skillfully began the call: "Fatty, come up here for a second."
Seeing Lou Xiao'e's hesitant expression, Yu Li asked her jokingly, "What's wrong? Don't you find it incredible?"
Lou Xiao'e really felt a sense of temporal and spatial dislocation.
It's like someone who comes from a developed region to a relatively underdeveloped region, carrying a strong sense of superiority.
I thought the people here were old-fashioned and had never seen the world, and I just pulled out my iPhone 7 Plus, wanting to show it off to them;
The other party pulled out a Mate 60 Pro, then skillfully opened the QR code for receiving payments, and told her, "Cash, bank transfer, or scan my QR code?"
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