You Fengxia scolded, "What are you saying? How disgusting!"
Smiling Tiger chuckled: "He's long since fallen out of favor. Nobody likes him. He doesn't even have a proper job and he's always begging. Last time Gangzi invited him to Qili Pavilion for dinner, this kid couldn't even pull out two yuan from his pocket. Gangzi even dropped his noodles on the ground. Gangzi hasn't contacted him since."
You Fengxia frowned: "Can someone like this really help us?"
"Sure, why not? Tell Li Ping later that you've hooked him. Nothing is more convincing than someone who was once as lowly as dust, ignored by everyone, suddenly becoming rich. A success story like that often evokes envy, makes people lament the unpredictability of life, and makes them question the meaning of hard work. His experience often makes people believe that as long as you're bold enough, you can acquire enormous wealth!"
After saying that, he sang in a strange tone, "Only those who love 'bia' will be lewd..."
"..."
Bang Geng had a great time tonight.
Li Ping smelled sweet, her hands were soft, and her waist was supple. Especially when she jumped, Bang Geng looked at the men and women around him embracing each other and, thinking himself very gentlemanly, tentatively asked her, "Can I, can I hug, ah, hug you?"
Li Ping was secretly overjoyed, but she could only lower her head and nod shyly.
Upon seeing this, Banggeng immediately embraced her. With her soft, warm body in his arms, he was so excited that he stopped thinking.
Blindly and mechanically following the rhythm of the music, indulging in a gentle trap.
With a little trickery, Li Ping coaxed Bang Geng so much that he would give his life for her.
After one dance, the "toothpick" on the stick was about to explode.
Then she used a little trick, such as when the two of them went to the restroom together, she asked Bang Geng to carry her bag, and she entrusted her personal belongings to him for safekeeping without hesitation, which was enough to show her trust in Bang Geng.
They also went to the lounge together for water. Bang Geng didn't have a cup, so Li Ping let him use hers, which showed their intimacy.
After resting for a while, she returned to the dance floor and devoted herself to teaching him to dance. For a full two hours, the two of them stayed together.
It felt like two lifetimes had passed, and they even figured out where they would be buried together in the future.
As the flashlights in the center of the dance floor began to flash and the energetic disco intro started, Li Ping said to him with lingering enthusiasm, "This is the last dance, and then the dance hall will close."
Banggeng instinctively said, "Huh? That's it?"
Seeing his expression, Li Ping smiled sweetly, completely captivating Bang Geng.
The two found Smiling Tiger and You Fengxia dancing wildly to the music on the dance floor. Bang Geng discovered that Smiling Tiger was actually a pretty good dancer, and when he brokedanced, he was the coolest guy in the whole place!
Many men and women spontaneously formed a circle, watching him and You Fengxia dance passionately inside.
Several pretty girls were even more eager to try, wishing they could also go up and garner attention under the spotlight.
As the music ended, all the lights in the dance hall came on, and Bang Geng followed Xiao Mianhu and the others out with the crowd.
The first impression you get when you come out is that it's cold!
Smiling Tiger draped his coat over You Fengxia's shoulders. Bang Geng wanted to do the same, but he held back when he thought that if he took off his coat, he would only be wearing a tank top underneath.
Li Ping tightened her collar delicately, which made Bang Geng even more heartbroken.
Smiling Tiger saw all of this and said to Bang Geng, "You're in charge of getting Li Ping home safely later, understand? Also, come to Guangdelou to see me at 2 pm tomorrow."
Banggeng nodded his head like a woodpecker, thinking to himself that he had finally met a benefactor.
He not only enjoyed fine food and wine, but also went to a dance hall and cuddled with girls. It was truly the highlight of his life!
While Smiling Tiger was talking to Bang Geng, You Fengxia called Li Ping aside and instructed her, "Keep this kid hooked. You can give him a little something extra, but not too much."
Li Ping understood: "Don't worry, Sister Xia, I know what to do."
You Fengxia nodded: "I'll give you a commission after it's done. Do a good job."
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That night, the fat man pitifully slept at home.
To be precise, she slept in the room that Chen Gangqiang and Zhou Haiqin had reserved for Chen Fang.
Fatty and his three siblings are all children, but the third child is the only one without any children. She and Xing Jianshu are on the verge of not being able to stay together any longer, so the old couple left her a room in their house, which is like leaving her a way out.
The fat man lay on the hard bed, filled with mixed emotions.
After dinner, Yu Li took Chen Mengqi home. Fatty wanted to follow, but Yu Li stopped him and said, "I want to argue with you."
Seeing how serious she looked, the fat man could only scratch his nose and say, "Of course."
Yu Li thought for a moment, then held up three fingers: "Three days, that's not too much, is it?"
Even arguing with her sets a deadline; you really can't ask too much of a wife like that.
The fat man stopped scratching his nose and started pinching it instead: "It's not excessive."
"Alright, starting tonight, I'll kick you out of the house first. Kiki, let's go!"
Uh, so he got kicked out of his house?
So, with nowhere else to go, the fat man had no choice but to stay at his parents' house.
After his parents fell asleep, Fatty returned to Stardew Valley.
Looking at the luxurious mansion with a fireplace and a cellar on the edge of the farm, he shook his head and walked in.
Emily was already waiting for him at the door, and gave him a sweet kiss as soon as he entered.
My two-dimensional waifu is still the best!
The fat man took a bath in the big pool and had Emily scrub his back with salt and flower petals.
After soaking in the hot tub, I sculpted an ice ball, poured myself a glass of whiskey, and lay down on the chaise lounge by the fireplace to enjoy a drink with Emily.
That night, after Emily fell asleep, the fat man pondered absently. Which is real, here or outside?
The outside world is just the world of "Full House of Love".
However, he now has many more ties: his parents, three older sisters, his wife, his daughter, his son, as well as Lou Xiao'e and Liu Lan.
The world of Stardew Valley is much simpler; it only consists of him and Emily.
Sometimes Fatty really wanted to stay in Stardew Valley and never go out again. It would be so nice to be a landlord on such a big farm!
But he also knew that he couldn't live such a monotonous life.
Before time travel, when playing games, after grinding through everything that could be grinded, it seemed like the fun of the game was lost.
Every day I go online to harvest vegetables, give my wife gifts, and wander around the farm, Jiang Island, town, and beach, but then I start to get bored.
That was true before, and it is true now.
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