"Xu Damao deserved it. If it were me, I would have beaten him up too! How can you just play that spot like that?"
"When we were kids, we weren't allowed to kick someone in the groin or gouge their eyes when we fought. We didn't follow the rules of the underworld!"
"..."
See? Xu Damao deserved the beating; it was all his fault for being so impulsive.
Qin Huairu covered her mouth and laughed, but then, as if afraid of neglecting the fat man, she whispered, "Hey fat man, you're a man, tell me, does it really hurt that much?"
The fat man's mouth twitched incessantly: "Sister Qin, I read in a science book that the pain index of childbirth for women is 57, and the pain my master caused when he had a clothes hanger slammed against me was equivalent to the pain of giving birth to 158 children."
Qin Huairu gave a live performance of "Jin Xing Opening Her Mouth." The advantage of high looks is that when she makes a beautiful expression, it is refreshing; even when she is deliberately being silly, she is still cute, just like Qin Huairu.
The negative example is Sha Zhu. Even if he practices micro-expressions in front of the mirror every day, at most he can only be considered somewhat ugly-cute. But if he gets arrogant and his true colors are revealed, then it really proves the old saying that ugly people often do strange things.
Qin Huairu then remembered that the fat man had only graduated from junior high school, which was considered quite good in this day and age.
However, he has two young and beautiful older sisters, which makes Qin Huairu wary. In fact, Sha Zhu's injury was caused by his two older sisters.
The area below was getting increasingly lively, almost like a vegetable market.
Yi Zhonghai shouted in a loud voice, "Quiet down! This matter is very clear. Xu Damao took advantage of Zhuzi's injury to kick him when he was down; Zhuzi was angry and had a conflict with Xu Damao, but he went too far and must apologize to Xu Damao! In addition, Lou Xiao'e also paid for his medical expenses because of your injury."
That's it? The fat man has really seen it tonight. In another world, Xu Damao's injury would be considered a minor injury if he went for a medical examination.
Anyone who assaults another person and causes minor injuries is entitled to detention or probation!
However, just because this person was Sha Zhu, and he happened to be an old man in this courtyard, his apology was all that was left.
The old man's behavior reminded the fat man of a homeowners' association in another world.
Before this organization of power-hungry individuals was established, the neighborhood was relatively peaceful. It was like a bowl of water; if you leave it there and no one carries it, it won't cause any major problems.
But if everyone is scrambling to take this bowl of water, then there will be a big problem! Because the saying "treat everyone equally" is nonsense.
But what does this have to do with the fat guy? Everyone else comes to the meeting, so he comes too; everyone else leaves with their stools, so he leaves with his chair.
Before going back inside, Fatty noticed the way Sha Zhu was looking at him, but he didn't take it to heart.
Having traveled to this era, the fat man's biggest challenge was finding the nights incredibly boring!
No cell phone, no computer, no takeout, no barbecue. Fortunately, Stardew Valley provides him with plenty of entertainment, and every night becomes the busiest time for the fat man.
Clearing land, planting crops, watering, fertilizing, fishing, scavenging... and incidentally, harassing the beautiful landlady every day at the appointed time.
The fat man had just entered Stardew Valley when Stupid Pillar pushed open the door and came in right behind him.
I originally wanted to give him a warning, but when I came in, he was nowhere to be found.
With Fatty gone, Sha Zhu had nowhere to vent his anger, so he could only look around at the furnishings in the room.
His first impression of the room was very bad: it was fucking clean!
Everything was arranged in a certain order. They were all ordinary household items, but the overall effect was quite... well, what was that word again?
Sha Zhu slapped his thigh and exclaimed, "Art! That's right, it has a strong artistic feel, and it's very high-class!"
Home furnishing is an art in itself, not only a branch of aesthetics but also a reflection of the homeowner's lifestyle.
However, Shazhu really didn't like it. As the saying goes, a clean room has no odor, but...
Most of the furniture in the room had been used by Yu Shui before, including the desk with a limp leg.
The fat man reinforced it. He even wrapped the outside of the leg with cardboard, drawing steps on it to symbolize the saying "diligence is the path to knowledge." It instantly enhanced the desk's appearance!
There were many books on the desk. Sha Zhu randomly picked one up: "Song of Youth"?
Sha Zhu scoffed, then casually tossed it aside; he picked up another book: "The Thirty-Six Stratagems"! You, a cook, don't read recipes anymore, you've switched to studying military strategy?
Finally, he picked up a piece of calligraphy. Was this written by Fatty? I must say, the handwriting was quite good. Every character was the same size, like a piece of stamp he had cut out.
The fat man wrote a poem by Lermontov:
The azure sea was shrouded in mist.
A lone sail flashes white light!
...
The howling sea wind churned the waves.
The mast creaked and groaned as it bent over…
Sha Zhu glanced at the text and concluded: What the hell!
When Fatty came out of Stardew Valley, he noticed that the books on the table had been moved. He figured it must have been Stupid Pillar who came in.
He came at this time because he wanted to cause trouble for him, right?
With Level 5 combat skills as a backup, Fatty is now fearless, and Xu Jiang can join the battle if necessary!
Sha Zhu always says that their lineage has strict rules and it's not easy to get in. People like Ma Hua, him, and others are just apprentices arranged by the factory; if you really want to become his apprentice, you have to observe them.
Only those with exceptional comprehension, temperament, and patience can be formally accepted as disciples by the patriarch.
The fat man couldn't be happier; in this new era, only the nation and the people could put him to the test.
After the storm passed, Sha Zhu's balls stopped hurting, and he went back to the cafeteria with a face that looked like the whole world owed him 5 million.
During the two days he was away, the atmosphere in the kitchen was always so harmonious and relaxed. Everyone seemed to have endless things to talk about and was so happy together!
But when I look at his face, even my smile seems fake.
Looking at the MCA and others, they're like the dogs in the story of "a dog relying on its master's power." With Sha Zhu backing them up, they've all started trembling again.
So what about fat people?
Arrive at work on time, give a proper greeting—that's enough. Then get back to work. If you have any ideas, buddy, I'm all for it!
During the lunch break, Fatty went to the restroom. On his way back, he was blocked by a few thugs.
The fat man looked at them, but didn't recognize them. Their clothes were all shabby and their work uniforms were all greasy. In another world, you don't even need makeup to play a corpse in Hengdian!
Please, to be truly out of the ordinary, you at least need long hair, cover one eye, and constantly blow on it with your mouth; then wear some flashy clothes and bell-bottoms...
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