He just swindled 5 yuan from Sha Zhu, then had a big meal yesterday, leaving the rest at his house. It's like he had a super rich New Year.
I find fat people pleasing to the eye no matter what...
The fat man gave a perfunctory greeting and gave him a few perfunctory words; Yu Li, who was in the kitchen, heard it and her face turned red from the roots of her ears to the roots of her neck.
For breakfast, she ate millet porridge, cornbread, and pickled vegetables. Unsurprisingly, these were also Yu Li's lunch.
The fat man looked at him with pity and said, "How about we go eat at Donglaishun tonight?"
Yu Li glared at him, annoyed: "So what?"
The fat man sighed and reluctantly pulled out 10 yuan from his pocket: "Take this, it's for this month's household expenses."
Yu Li shook her head vigorously, saying, "Why do you need so much?" But she still took the money, saying, "I'll save it for you first."
It seems that women's love for managing men's money is a universal trait across different eras.
On my way to work in the morning, I inevitably get teased by the cafeteria staff.
Sha Zhu felt increasingly resentful as he listened. He was almost 30 and still hadn't found a wife; he didn't even know what it was like to be with a woman anymore. Meanwhile, Fatty had gotten married in his early twenties…
Sha Zhu made up his mind; he was going to get married right away! He couldn't let Fatty and Xu Damao outshine him.
During the morning break, Fatty carried a paper bag and gave wedding candy to the canteen director, Deputy Factory Director Li, and Brother Yang.
Young Yang and his friends were very envious. They all came from poor families with many younger siblings. In their early twenties, they were poor with a clear conscience, so what decent girl would be willing to marry them?
The hardware is inadequate, and the software isn't being upgraded either. Their methods of picking up girls are like those outlandish, tacky people chatting on QQ in another world—they start with just three sentences: "Where are you from? How old are you? Be my wife!"
They all had that sleazy, cocky air about them, and they walked like Gao Qisheng. The fat guy was speechless...
In Deputy Factory Director Li's office, he accepted the wedding candy with a smile and said to the fat man, "Aren't you happy?"
The fat man nodded emphatically: "Beautiful!"
Deputy Factory Director Li, acting like someone who had been through it all, offered the fat man a few words of encouragement, nothing more than the usual platitudes.
The implication was clear: the fat man was now on his side and shouldn't get too close to Director Yang.
Finally, he called the fat man to his side and whispered to him, "Do me a favor on Sunday and cook a meal for a group of guests. They are from Jiangnan and want to eat authentic Huaiyang cuisine."
The fat man understood what was going on and said to Deputy Factory Director Li, "I've recently come up with a new dish that I'm sure will satisfy our customers."
Deputy Factory Director Li's interest was successfully piqued: "Oh, what new dish?"
"Tomato cauliflower. Don't underestimate this vegetarian dish. It's cooked in a rich broth, resulting in a highly integrated flavor that makes it perfect for banquets."
This dish is a genuine state banquet dish, but not the current one.
On my way back to the canteen after leaving Deputy Factory Director Li's place, I happened to see Sha Zhu.
The fat man watched from afar as he headed towards Workshop One. He figured they were going to find Yi Zhonghai. What kind of shady business were those two planning this time?
Sha Zhu arrived at Workshop One, where Yi Zhonghai was sitting and resting.
He is an eighth-level fitter, with no production tasks and mainly provides technical guidance on a daily basis.
Sha Zhu shook him awake: "Grandpa, grandpa, hey! Sleeping on the job, you're something else."
Yi Zhonghai glanced at him impatiently: "What is it?"
Sha Zhu, on the contrary, started to stammer, "Um, last time you said you'd introduce me to someone, that thing."
Yi Zhonghai looked at him in surprise. Had he figured it out? Or had the sun risen in the west?
He couldn't help but ask Sha Zhu, "What are you thinking?"
"It's one thing for Xu Damao to get married, but now even Fatty is married! How can I not ask for a wife?!"
Yi Zhonghai smiled and said, "That's great. I'll introduce you to Liu Yuhua from Workshop 7."
"Liu Yuhua? Workshop 7, who is that?"
"Liu Cheng's daughter from our workshop is a good person and knows how to manage a household."
Sha Zhu almost jumped up and down: "Her? That big fat woman? You're really something, aren't you? She's Pigsy's second aunt! You're really something, I'm not that bad!"
When they said this, it was all over the ears of Benlei Hu Shi Bowen, one of the "Red Star Five Tigers" from behind the machine next to them.
The codename "Red Star Five Tigers" came from the chubby guy with a quirky sense of humor. Little Yang insisted he was a cultured man and pestered him to come up with a powerful and imposing name! That's what the chubby guy came up with.
The five tigers are the Descending Tiger, the Thunder Tiger, the Smiling Tiger, the Dragon-Catching Tiger, and the Golden-Haired Tiger.
In Workshop 7, "Benlei Hu" was adding fuel to the fire for Liu Yuhua: "He not only said you were Zhu Bajie's second aunt, but he also told that old man Yi Zhonghai to go home, divorce his wife, and then marry you. Maybe you can even have a big, fat son!"
Liu Yuhua gritted her teeth in anger, her eyes filled with tears, and listened to him without saying a word before finally saying thank you.
Meanwhile, on his way back to the cafeteria, the fat guy was suddenly blocked by someone!
He stammered nervously, "Liu, Liu Lan, what do you want to do?"
Liu Lan gritted her teeth and said, "Yes!"
"..."
What indecent words!
Fatty was caught red-handed by Liu Lan, who dragged him into the small storeroom. Then, the two of them did this and that, and later, when they got into the heat of the moment, Fatty simply pulled Liu Lan behind a rope...
The fat man walked unsteadily to the door and gestured to Liu Lan. Then he stuck his head out and quickly peeked out, but only a very small area was exposed. He only stayed for a moment, just enough time to take a quick look, before quickly pulling his head back in.
This is combat technique—on the battlefield, only by doing this can you minimize the risk of being shot in the head.
The enemy's marksmanship is excellent. If you slowly stick your head out, it's like telling the enemy sniper, "Dude, shoot this way!"
After confirming that no one was around, the fat man and Liu Lan slipped out one after the other.
Liu Lan said to him, "I don't care whether you get married or not, and I don't care about your reputation. I just want to stay quietly by your side. I won't bother you when you're busy, and I won't ask for anything. I just hope that when you have nothing to do, your eyes will linger on me for a moment, just like today."
"..."
While the two of them were fooling around in the small storeroom, a major event was happening outside.
It was precisely because of this incident that the entire canteen, no, even the entire workshop, was drawn to the attention of everyone, which allowed them to proceed with the plan.
As soon as Fatty returned to the cafeteria, he noticed something was wrong. Old Wang was sighing; Aunt Fatty was looking up at the sky; Zhao Lao Er was peeking through the window with his butt sticking out; Tian Kai and Zhao Long pulled Ma Hua aside and covered his mouth tightly to prevent him from making a sound!
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