"Uncle Xu, stop mumbling. Have you taken your blood pressure medicine today?"
The young nurse narrowed her eyes and grabbed Uncle Xu who was trying to escape.
"You don't take blood pressure medicine, right?"
The remaining few people watched with sympathy as Grandpa Xu was dragged away by the young nurse, and no one tried to stop him.
Otherwise, they will be the ones who are in trouble. It is better for me to die than for my fellow Taoist to die.
Jiang Zhiyuan looked at the closed door of the nursing home with a hint of bewilderment. Was it closed so early? It was still noon!
She pushed open the door and was caught off guard by the sky full of fireworks.
“Surprise!”
"Little girl, let's cheer and sing along with me."
Sister Ying happily pulled Jiang Zhiyuan and pushed her luggage to another older sister standing beside her.
"Don't be shy, don't be afraid, this is just our normal welcome ceremony."
Before Jiang Zhiyuan could react, he was forced to spin in circles.
Several older women and men nearby had already started singing, and an adapted version of "Nursing Home Welcomes You" came out of nowhere.
"The nursing home welcomes you. We sing and dance for you, our flowing dance steps are full of vigor. The nursing home welcomes you, sharing our joy in the sunshine..."
Jiang Zhiyuan was inspired and started jumping wildly surrounded by the crowd.
To be honest, she really didn't want to move now, but the big sister opposite obviously didn't want to let her go.
“Don’t be shy, little sister, we are all very enthusiastic.
Come on, my guys give our little girl a big one."
Sister Ying was very enthusiastic. It was rare for new people to come here, so of course they had to welcome them well.
Then came the sound of rap music, and an old man came out with a microphone.
"Yo yo yo yo, check it out! Welcome little sister, to our nursing home!
Today is a rare occasion for us to gather together. I hope you won’t refuse this small token of my appreciation..."
The atmosphere at the scene was completely livened up. All the uncles and aunts were dancing crazily, swaying their bodies, and from time to time some of the aunts would sing along.
Jiang Zhiyuan was surrounded by a group of older sisters holding hands, and was forced to listen to the howling of ghosts and wolves around her.
"Is this... a nursing home? Are you sure it's not a concert?"
Is her understanding of this world still too shallow?
Have nursing homes evolved to this point? They even have flashing lights.
[This is a nursing home. The old man just now was jumping more happily than me. I can't jump to the same level as him!]
That old man's rap was what really hit me. After three years of studying rap, I was ridiculed by my family and thought I might as well teach a class.
[That elder sister's soprano voice is truly unique, surpassing many popular singers today.]
I once again questioned with my soul, is this really just an ordinary nursing home?
"What are you doing again? Uncle Li, didn't I tell you? You can't jump around. Your heart isn't strong enough. If you get too excited, you're done for!"
And you, you, stop hiding. Do you think I can’t see you if you hide behind the tree? Get down from the table quickly!
A young nurse came over with a big loudspeaker. Her voice was not loud, but it filled the entire yard in an instant when it was played through the loudspeaker.
The sudden sound broke the atmosphere, and everyone stood there in a daze, as if the pause button had been pressed.
The two older sisters came over from behind the young caregiver and waved their hands helplessly.
"We can only hold out for so long. Xiaona won't listen to us!"
Everyone dispersed at once, and all the speakers and other things were taken away.
Now only Jiang Zhiyuan and the young nurse were left standing there looking at each other.
"These uncles and aunts are quite impressive. They are really fast!"
Jiang Zhiyuan sighed, and when she saw the young nurse beside her looking at her, she suddenly felt a little embarrassed.
"You...you don't have to worry. I'm fine. I can do it."
Jiang Zhiyuan patted his chest and assured.
The young nurse introduced herself and said that the two of them would be working together to patrol the Fourth Hospital.
The four nursing homes here can be called the Four Hospitals, and the two of them are responsible for patrolling the entire Four Hospitals.
Avoid situations such as elderly people climbing over walls and trees, not taking medicine, fighting, secretly having relationships, etc.
Jiang Zhiyuan listened to Xiaona's introduction without changing his expression, and felt his head buzzing. This was not a nursing home, but clearly a senior citizens' college.
The above can be simply summarized as: preventing "students" from falling in love, fighting, and skipping classes.
After Xiaona helped Jiang Zhiyuan put down her luggage, she began to help her familiarize herself with her daily work.
Then she met all kinds of "weird" old men and women along the way.
[Uh, a 70-year-old man climbing a tree? With that kind of physique, he's asking me to give up my seat? He could easily beat ten of me, okay!]
[Tsk tsk, a 60-year-old woman is having an online romance? Talking about feelings and not money? Hey, big brother over there, do you know you're talking to a woman?]
A 60-year-old man does 100 one-handed barbell pushups? Are you a gym student? Or am I?
[I can’t take it anymore. If I continue to stay in this live broadcast room, I will question my life!
I say it again: I’ve had enough of the days where my elders are inferior to me and my younger ones are inferior to me!
Jiang Zhiyuan finally understood why Xiaona carried a big loudspeaker with her.
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