"So that's why you attacked the police?"
The auxiliary police officer next to him also had a dark face. It was the first time he had seen such a weird reason.
“Well, I’m afraid that the crime of burglary won’t get you many years in prison.
That's why they came up with the idea of assaulting a police officer. I don't care, I'm going to spend a few years in jail."
When Xu Qingping said this, his eyes were sincere and there was also a clear stupidity.
"By the way, officer, if I report that man to the police and tell them he assaulted me, will he go to jail with me?"
Before Officer Li could answer, Xu Qingping started talking to himself again.
"No, I can't let him go to jail with me. What if he's assigned to the same cell? What if I still want my butt? He's so strong."
Jiang Zhiyuan kept pinching her thighs to prevent herself from laughing out loud. It would be a bit impolite to laugh in this situation.
【Butt: I'm so lucky to have such a good master like you.】
[I just want to know how this person's train of thought can be so bizarre! It's simply the most outrageous thing in the world.]
[Burglary and assaulting a police officer, starting sentence: three years! He ruined his future for his own chrysanthemum.]
[But aren't you curious about why he couldn't keep his butt? ]
Yes, why? It's just a theft, if you get caught, you can just call the police.
Why does that person still want to destroy other people's innocence?
That’s so mean!
How could we not show them the live version?
"Tell me in detail what happened at that time."
Facing Officer Li's questioning, Xu Qingping's expression did not look good. How to say it, he seemed a little shy.
"It's... that time when I went to steal something and he suddenly came back halfway through.
I was changing clothes at the time, and since his clothes were a famous brand, I thought I could sell them for a few dollars if I wore them out.
Then he rushed over and hugged me, and finally... Oh... I really can't say it!"
Xu Qingping lowered his head and covered his face tightly with his hands. His ears and neck were red.
Officer Li took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket with trembling hands, lit it, and took a deep puff.
No, he had to hold back his laughter. This was the person involved, and he was a veteran police officer.
The auxiliary police officer next to him was obviously younger, and the wildly raised corners of his mouth showed that he was in a very good mood at the moment.
Jiang Zhiyuan didn't have so many concerns. He showed off his eight teeth and grinned.
Officer Li was in no mood to ask her to pay attention to her facial expression at this time, as he couldn't help himself.
The three people present were trying hard to hold back their laughter, but the netizens in the live broadcast room had no scruples at all and laughed wildly and unkindly.
【Hahahaha, I laughed 360 degrees crazily, I twisted my body and laughed crazily.】
[I'm not smiling, it's just that my teeth need calcium supplements and some sun exposure.]
[I usually don’t laugh unless I can’t help it, goose goose goose goose…]
[Whose goose has escaped? Come and take care of it, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck...]
[Someone's old hen has run out too, come and take care of it, hahahaha hiccups, goose goose cluck...]
"You can laugh if you want."
Xu Qingping forced a smile, then immediately frowned.
"Sorry."
After saying this, Jiang Zhiyuan ran out of the room first, and loud laughter came from outside the room.
Each incident itself is very sad, but with Xu Qingping's diverse expressions, it instantly becomes extremely funny.
Did this matter finally come to an end with Xu Qingping being imprisoned?
N0, no!
At noon, the person who ruined Xu Qingping's innocence came to the police station.
He said that he would not pursue legal responsibility against Xu Qingping and hoped to let him go.
Officer Li was about to say something when Jiang Zhiyuan said from the side that he had assaulted a police officer.
As a result...Officer Li was punched in the nose again.
"Officer, now that I've assaulted a police officer, can I see him? Can we be put in the same cell?"
The man's small eyes were full of anticipation.
Officer Li stuffed his nose with tissue paper again and clenched his fists.
MD! He hated idiots the most in his life, especially those who were in love!
Jiang Zhiyuan stood aside with his mouth slightly open. He really knows how to play!
Officer Li: Fuck! What did I do to anyone? Why do you always hit me on the nose?
Compared to Wang Baochuan, this person is even worse than her.
[One sentence: He assaulted the police, and then he also assaulted the police. I am really drunk!]
An extraordinary morning passed by, and soon it was afternoon.
They arrived at the community and began to look around.
A man rushed over to Officer Li after seeing him.
Because of what happened in the morning, Officer Li subconsciously covered his face.
As a result, the man hugged Officer Li's thigh and burst into tears.
Officer Li frowned. What was going on?
Seeing that more and more people were gathering around to watch the fun, Officer Li dragged the people to a more remote place.
"Don't cry, get up first, and let's talk about it."
When the man heard what Officer Li said, he immediately stood up, brushed off the dust on his pants, and wiped his tear-stained face.
"How was it? Officer, my acting was pretty good just now. Did it scare you?"
The man looked happy and a little expectant, as if he was expecting to be praised by others.
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