Chapter 534 Your Mouth is Paraquat
[Holy shit, what just happened? What did I hear? It nearly deafened my eardrums.]
[Is it a flat tire, or is it a brake failure?]
Oh my god! Watching their livestream is more thrilling than watching a horror movie.
I just wanted to treat them as a live streamer, but now my job is gone.
Are they all right?
Finally, a caring citizen found his conscience and began to care about the most important issue.
The car was suddenly forced to stop, and the five people in the car were pushed forward by the huge push, and then fell heavily back into their seats.
"My butt is going to be split into eight pieces now."
"Oh my, my old arms and legs."
Zhao Tangtang and the assistant were screaming louder and louder, and people who didn't know them would think they were in a car accident.
"Should I join in as well, so as to show the cohesion of our team?"
Jiang Zhiyuan was not prepared at the time and a red mark appeared on her forehead, but she had to save face, so she didn't say a word.
However, she cursed Director Wang who was driving 800 times in her heart. She was almost going to lose face as the boss!
At least the new nickname given to her online is "Pipi Xie."
What I mean is that it’s an evil thing that has been disguised in so many layers.
"No...Bao, doesn't your forehead hurt?"
Sister Xu rubbed her knee which was slightly scraped from the collision, and looked at Jiang Zhiyuan with a bit of shock. His forehead, which was originally just slightly red, was now swollen and bleeding.
Jiang Zhiyuan made a downward gesture with one hand and put the other hand into his shirt pocket.
"What's this little injury? It doesn't hurt at all."
When Zhao Tangtang heard her words, she turned her head and looked over here, giving her a thumbs up. She was really amazing. She was suffering for being so stubborn.
Sister Xu curled her lips and said, "Haha, you still want to act cool even at this time."
"What's going on?"
Director Wang frowned, quickly stabilized the car body, and slowly stopped the car.
He opened the car door with trembling hands. Fuck, he almost thought he was going to see his aunt.
"Looks like a flat tire."
The assistant sitting in the passenger seat leaned out to check the situation, his expression looking a little grim.
Ooooooooo, his bolero, his elbows!
Wuuwuwu, wuwuwu, it really hurts, but they are the only two men in the car...
His brother-in-law is an old man and he didn't cry out, but if he was young and screamed like he was dying...
And it seemed a bit embarrassing in front of so many viewers in the live broadcast room. No, he had to endure the pain today.
He, the little assistant, is the legendary Ninja Turtle.
The boss must remain calm!
The young assistant took a deep breath and kept muttering to himself.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, today I am a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, today I am a ninja, today I am a turtle, today I am a bastard, an old turtle grandson."
When he read the last few words, he was so excited that he couldn't help but roar it out with his loud voice!
As a result, the three people in the car and the person standing outside looked at him with strange eyes.
"Ah, what's the matter with him?"
Zhao Tangtang rubbed the bruise on his arm and looked at the assistant in shock, as if to convey a message: Could it be that we have finally driven him crazy? "Maybe he just hit his brain..."
Sister Xu, who is always gentle, rarely speaks harshly, mainly because she doesn't understand what this person is doing.
Then Sister Xu heard the person next to her say.
"Sister Xu, don't praise him so much, he will be proud!
When has he ever had a brain? Hasn't his brain always been empty?
After hearing the first half of the sentence, Sister Xu thought she had said something wrong. Until she heard the second half, she realized that she was too kind. Compared with this person, she still needed to practice her sharp tongue.
"Other people's mouths taste like strawberries, but your mouth tastes like paraquat."
My mother tongue today is speechless. Are you sure they almost had a car accident? Why do I feel like their mental state is better than ours?
[Uh uh... The last time I was so speechless was last time.]
[Sister Yuan, is she really not in pain? Looking at that red and swollen bump, I can feel the pain even through the screen.]
[What was the assistant mumbling just now?
Is there anyone who can lip-read and help translate? I'm really curious how he suddenly shouted those three words.
[Car accident: Big brother, big sister, please look at me straight in the face, okay? Thank you so much, this is the first time I've seen someone disrespect me like this.]
"That's great! This already rough day has been punctuated by yet another major event."
Zhao Tangtang rubbed his arm which was hurt from the fall and said with a smile.
I'm so unlucky today. Is it because I didn't check the almanac before going out?
"Come on, it's only halfway through the day, not even the whole day yet. I think the second half will be exciting too."
The young assistant forced a smile.
"Stop talking nonsense, everyone get off the bus and take a look around."
As the "stabilizing force" of the team, Sister Xu remained calm even in such a situation.
Everyone got off the car one by one and looked around, only to find that this was actually a remote country road with nothing but a few scattered farmhouses around.
Well, they were abandoned again.
"This place is in the middle of nowhere, so it's not easy to get a car repaired."
The young assistant said with a sad face.
Two staff members drove one of the cars to Yucai to buy things, so now they were the only car driving on this country road.
"Don't worry, I'll contact the nearby rescue service."
Xu Hui quickly took out her cell phone and began searching for rescue information.
"Do you think we can get a taxi here?"
"Let me ask you one question: where are you locating? There's no village in front and no shop behind."
The audience in the live broadcast room also talked about it, some expressed concern, and some made fun of their "bad luck".
[They and the car are not compatible today, right? Why are they all falling on the car one after another?]
Looking at Director Wang’s face that looked like he had lost all hope in life, I wanted to laugh.
I didn't expect to lose not only my share of the battle, but also my own life as well. 】
Director Wang said: "I'm numb. I no longer have any expectations for this world."
"Looks like today's livestream theme can be changed to 'Wild Survival'."
Zhao Tangtang was optimistic and began to look around. On one side was a small forest, and on the other side was a field. The scenery was nice.
"You've truly committed a great sin. I shouldn't have been so merciful as to come pick you up today. I should have let you all walk to your destination."
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