Chapter 562 You stole all my lines, what do you want me to say?
[Popular Science Time: Most snakes have poor eyesight and can only see blurry images of objects, so they need to rely on their sense of smell and taste to track prey and avoid enemies.
Snakes' sense of smell and taste are both on their tongues.
"How about we catch that one first, Captain?"
"Catch you, you big head ghost, don't you catch this one? Come on."
The captain rolled his eyes at his teammate, took a deep breath, and extended the fork forward a few dozen centimeters.
At this moment, the snake suddenly twisted its body, and the captain was so scared that he threw the fork to the ground.
The atmosphere at the scene was a bit awkward, but no one thought that the firefighters did anything wrong. They are also human beings and they also have fear and terror!
When facing a fire, they will be injured and even die, but just for the sake of the clothes on their bodies, they give up their own lives and ignore their own safety.
Jiang Zhiyuan looked at the snake, then at the firefighters, sighed, and took out a pair of gloves from his pocket.
She put on the gloves calmly. Sister Xu seemed to realize what this person was going to do and wanted to speak, but she was shocked by the confidence in Jiang Zhiyuan. She swallowed the words she wanted to say.
The following scene is too bloody, so I won’t describe it in detail.
Anyway, the final result was good. The snake was stuffed into the bag obediently, and then put into the car by the kidnapped personnel and taken away from the scene.
As for the cobra, the firefighters quickly dealt with it, but no one left because there was still a problem that had not been solved.
It only took 3 minutes from start to finish, but Sister Xu felt like she had lived her entire life.
What kind of talent did she sign at that time?
Catching a giant snake with bare hands? !
This is simply a woman among women! Steel among steel! An eagle among eagles!
The other firefighters were also stunned. They looked down at their hands, then at the pair of slender fingers exposed after the gloves were taken off, and suddenly felt a little ashamed of themselves.
Jiang Zhiyuan walked over, patted the fire captain on the shoulder and said something.
"It's time to call the police. The pornography issue needs to be dealt with."
Catching snakes is not as fun as watching them on the spot.
Before the fire captain could react, he heard the screams of three women and one man.
Now no matter how dumb he was, he realized, oh, it turned out not to be a case of adultery, but an obscene scene!
But these people were really fascinated and only reacted now after such a big commotion.
Friends in the live broadcast room have already seen that the screen is full of red exclamation marks and countless "ahhhhh".
[Ahhhhh, this shocked my whole family!
So handsome! He's literally my dream man.
[Sister Yuan! You are my only sister, my only god, my only treasure, my only wife. Come give me a kiss, muah.]
[Why are you still beating up the snake? Sister, come and beat me up, I can handle it!]
[Oh my goodness, how can you be so handsome? You're so handsome that it's almost touching me.]
Everyone has moved away from the balcony, and they now have a small psychological shadow on the balcony.
When they returned to the living room, they found that there were already four people sitting on the sofa.
One man and three women.
They had already put on their clothes under the guidance of other firefighters, but they looked very messy.
There were lipstick marks on the man's face and neck.
"Even though this isn't really my fault, they insisted on coming here last night. They said they were going to tutor me in English, but... "
Seeing that almost everyone had arrived, the man began his performance.
"As a result, the tutoring session ended too late, and you were worried that it would be dangerous for the three girls to go home at night, so you kindly asked them to stay.
And because it was your bed at home, you enthusiastically kept them in your bed.
It was just an accident. They were just here for English lessons, and you were just a kind person who was worried about the girls."
Jiang Zhiyuan interrupted the man directly and told him the excuse he was about to make.
The man was about to utter a word but it was abruptly blocked in his mouth. He was in a dilemma whether to say it or not.
There's no need to target the little girl like this, right?
He looked carefully at the girl opposite him, thinking that she was a debt of love he owed in the past, but he had no money for such a beautiful girl.
So the two of them were just strangers who met by chance?
We have no grudge against each other, why are you messing with me?
The man cursed Jiang Zhiyuan's ancestors for eighteen generations in his heart.
"Why don't you speak?"
"You stole all my lines. What do you want me to say?"
The man roared in frustration.
"Look at what you're saying. Am I stealing your lines?
I just helped you complete the description of this lie according to your thinking logic, saving your energy.
And you're turning the tables on me. You're really unreasonable."
Jiang Zhiyuan covered his heart and continued to perform his role with a wronged look on his face.
[Fuck, Sister Yuan, your ability to understand the situation is incredible. You can actually say the exact same thing as I said before.]
【Ah, there is a story upstairs, please tell us in detail. 】
It's nothing serious, I was just young and frivolous at the time, so I asked a few male models to teach me English.
What have I done wrong? I just have a heart that is motivated.
[I'm so envious! I also want to find a group of male models to teach me English.
Mathematics and chemistry are also good. I hope he can help me improve my college entrance examination score by 50%.
[The dreams we have may come true one day, but the dreams of the people above me probably won’t come true in this lifetime.]
[Just dream, why are you making a wish?
Even if the God of Heaven came, he wouldn't dare to 100% guarantee your wish.
The man was really a little overwhelmed now. What kind of gossip was this?
"Damn it, bitch, I'm going to fight you."
The man's body was only 30 cm away from the sofa when he was pressed down by a hand. He tried to struggle but found that he was completely powerless.
He looked up along the pair of bony hands and met a pair of bright eyes.
"Don't get so excited, big brother. It's very harmful to your health. I'm doing this for your own good."
Jiang Zhiyuan also looked at her hands, a very beautiful pair of hands.
Logically speaking, there are few people doing this kind of work, so it usually doesn't look so good, but who can blame him for having good partners?
You deserve this master of Chinese medicine conditioning!
But it’s still a bit uncomfortable to have to cover your hands with a thick layer of green mud every time.
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