Chapter 564: Smiling on the surface, but actually MMP in the heart!
"Hahaha, Lao Li, you have come to this day!
No, I can laugh at you for this for a whole year.
Oh, no, for the rest of my life! When I retire, I’ll use this to tease you every day.”
It is really funny that the person who rescues others every day becomes the one being rescued, and is rescued by his own friends.
The people outside finally stopped laughing. I guess it was because they had been laughing for too long and their stomachs couldn't take it anymore. Finally, there were knocking sounds outside.
They are all experienced in rescuing people, and the people inside are their brothers, so there is nothing to worry about.
The moment the elevator door was pried open, they were met with the bright smiling faces of the firefighters outside.
Looking at those big white teeth, Xu Hui and Jiang Zhiyuan silently made way, revealing a group of firefighters with faces as black as the bottom of a pot.
At this moment, the two groups of firefighters were on the verge of a fight.
"No, Lao Li, I'm really not saying you...
You said you are such a grown-up, why are you still..."
"Hey, hey, don't kick me, Lao Li, don't get angry out of shame."
[I knew that as long as Sister Yuan was around, life wouldn't be so dull. Sure enough, the peace of the previous day was just a preparation for today's bigger feast.]
What started as a simple snake hunt turned into catching a larger snake, then into catching the snake on the scene, and now into someone being rescued. It's been a rollercoaster of twists and turns.
[Even the firefighters can't suppress Sister Yuan's evil ways. Where can we send her to suppress them?]
"Why are you pressing it down? That's what makes it fun. Look, I laughed so hard today I sprayed three cartons of milk."
[You don't care about other people's lives at all.]
Another noisy day passed. Today was their fourth day at the fire station.
I thought it was going to be another ordinary day, but it turned out not to be so ordinary after all.
While on a mission, something happened that disrupted all their plans.
A group of people stood there stupidly, at a loss as to what to do, looking at the empty cars in the parking spaces. For a second, they all wanted to curse in front of the live broadcast room.
"I remember our car was parked here, right? Am I suffering from Alzheimer's?"
The fire chief rubbed his eyes and made sure that his vision was not blurry. He looked at the deputy chief next to him.
The deputy captain also rubbed his eyes and spoke immediately afterwards.
"I remember it was here too, why isn't it here? Could it be that we're looking in the wrong direction?"
Everyone was wondering if they had found the wrong direction. After all, this was the old town and it was easy to get lost.
"Impossible! I bought some water at this little shop when I got off the bus."
Jiang Zhiyuan shook the half-full bottle of water in his hand and motioned others to look at a Tiantian Supermarket next to him.
"But why is the car gone now? Aren't there people missing among us? Could someone have driven back first?"
"Impossible, no one is missing. Besides, if someone drives back, they will definitely send me a message."
Several grown men began to squat on the ground, scratching their heads, smoking and worrying. What on earth was going on?
[Wonderful, absolutely wonderful. I haven't seen such a dramatic show in a long time.]
[That's because the person above hasn't seen the previous "What to Do Today", that's what we call dramatic.
Scene after scene keeps you busy, and there is a new chapter every day.
[Sister Yuan, your physique is a bit outrageous. You can even throw a fire truck.]
Why am I not surprised by this kind of thing?
[Sister Yuan, the impact on us was too great, so I am very calm now.]
Jiang Zhiyuan saw an old man sitting next to him, and after thinking for a while, he confirmed that the old man had been here since they parked the car.
So she walked over, squatted down, raised her voice and asked the old man.
"Grandpa, did you see the car parked here just now?"
"What did you say? I can't hear you, you have to speak louder."
The old man put down the newspaper in his hand and stared at the little girl in front of him seriously.
"Hey uncle, did you see the car that just stopped here?"
Jiang Zhiyuan raised his voice again.
"You said there was a beautiful woman here just now? No, I didn't see her."
The old man looked serious and didn't look like he was joking.
Jiang Zhiyuan thought that the old man was hard of hearing, so he raised his voice and asked again word by word.
"There was a car here just now, did you see it?"
The old man said, "What beauty didn't you see?"
Jiang Zhiyuan: "It's the car, not the beauty!"
The old man said calmly: "What does it have to do with me if a beautiful woman drives a car? I, an old man, don't like to watch this."
Jiang Zhiyuan was almost in a state of collapse: "It's a fire truck, did you see it?"
The old man then showed an expression of sudden enlightenment and a look of ignorance on his face.
“Why didn’t you say it was a fire truck earlier? How could I not see such a big car?
You keep saying beauty, beauty, I know you are beautiful, but if you want me to praise you, you have to pay me."
Jiang Zhiyuan was choked there, unable to move up or down, and she could only force a smile.
"Forget it, as long as you are happy."
"Of course I am happy. I am happy every day."
Jiang Zhiyuan didn't expect that he could actually hear the word "uncle". Is this selective hearing loss?
"Did you see who drove away that car?"
"What beauty?"
Well, she’s a beauty again!
"Who drove away the car?"
Just simplify your language system. If it is a little more complicated, it will take them half a day to communicate.
"Ah? You mean the car? Hey, why didn't you say it earlier? Huh? I don't know."
Finally, after wasting 5 minutes, Jiang Zhiyuan finished communicating with the old man, and the result was:
Uh, this old man just fell asleep while reading the newspaper and didn’t pay any attention.
[The word 'beauty' is the only thing on my mind! ]
[Isn’t this the real-life version of the conversation with Uncle Ma Dongmei?
No, it turns out that the empty ear meme will never get out of style. 】
[I can feel Sister Yuan’s speechless expression even through the screen. She looks happy on the surface, but inside she’s saying “Mm-m-p”!
So I've been trying for so long and still got nothing?]
【No! At least we got some fun.】
[You upstairs didn't let her go either! ]
"Should we call the police now?"
Xu Hui shook her cell phone and asked the fire captain. After all, this was their official car and they must make the decision.
Why not call the police? Are you expecting these people, who have no professional background, to find the problem?
The fire chief gritted his teeth and finally decided to call the police. Social death is death too, so the fire chief decided to "die" himself first.
So go ahead, brother, I will always stand behind you.
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