When the host said this name, the whole audience was silent for two seconds.
Then there was a burst of laughter that shook the whole room.
“Hahahahahahahahahaha…”
"Pure love what? Say pure love what again?"
"I remember there was a rumor online that they were going to play a sadomasochistic drama. Could it be that I have misunderstood what a sadomasochistic drama is?"
"Okay, okay, if you're this crazy I have to come and see what's going on."
Amid everyone's anticipation, the curtain on the stage slowly opened.
What comes into view is a bamboo forest scene.
With tense background music playing, the prince, dressed in gorgeous clothes, was surrounded by a group of assassins in black.
The assassins pressed forward, drew their swords and stabbed the prince.
At the critical moment, the lady in red descended from the sky.
She wielded the sword heroically. The wind from her sword blew up layers of bamboo leaves. Amidst the flashes of swords and sabers, the assassins fell one by one.
The audience burst into applause.
"Ahhhh, my sister is so handsome!"
"Why is the painting style so normal? How dare you not play tricks on me? This is also a kind of playing tricks on me."
"Shuangshuang is so beautiful!"
Listening to the praise from the audience, Xu Shuangrong curled the corners of his lips slightly. After knocking down all the assassins, he turned around and left in a cool manner.
The prince, who had been stunned for a long time, finally came back to his senses and quickly stretched out his hand, "May I ask your name, lady?!"
All that was left for him was a red back.
The prince stood there reluctantly, his eyes full of nostalgia.
There was a constant stream of booing from the audience.
"Ohh ...
"The dead Xiao Rong CP is alive again! Ahhhh I'm crying!"
"I'm really going to be hooked if you guys act like this!"
The scene changed, this time it was in the general's mansion.
From that day on, the prince had been searching for the lady in red in the city, and finally got a clue that the lady in red was related to the general's mansion.
After stating the purpose of their visit, a woman in a green dress walked out of the general's mansion.
"Prince, I am the person you are looking for."
Miss Di bowed slightly and smiled gently.
The prince became suspicious.
Although the woman in red wore a veil that day, he still remembered her sharp eyes, which were completely different from the eyes of the woman in front of him.
Seeing that he was suspicious, Miss Di calmly lifted her sleeves, revealing a scar on her forearm.
"That day when I was saving you in the bamboo forest, I was stabbed by an assassin. Prince, do you still remember it?"
The prince's eyes moved, "Is it really you?"
Miss Di smiled and said, "It's me."
The two stood under the crabapple tree, with crabapple petals flying all over the sky, creating a beautiful scene.
Miss Shu, who had taken off her knight costume, watched the scene from afar and turned away dejectedly.
"It turns out it's really a sadomasochistic drama, with a body double plot, woooo, the acting is so good, I feel sorry for the heroine!"
"Prince, open your eyes and see clearly. That's not the one who will save you!"
"Ahhh, lady, don't you have a mouth? Go up and explain! I'm so anxious!"
As the plot progressed, the audience became more and more immersed in the play, gradually forgetting the crazy title of the play and becoming truly immersed in it.
Then, the plot reaches its climax.
When the prince was once again in danger of being assassinated, the heroine went to rescue him but accidentally revealed her true identity. The prince finally realized that he had recognized the wrong person all along.
"So you're the one I've been looking for!"
The prince looked at her excitedly.
The female knight suddenly widened her eyes, rushed forward and pushed the prince away, "Prince, be careful!"
The assassin's sword stabbed straight at her.
Boom boom
Followed by several flashes of lightning and thunder sound effects.
There was a loud bang in the sky, and the maid made a stunning appearance!
A maid in pink maid's uniform dropped from the sky, her hands gesticulating rapidly, leaving afterimages. After a series of seals, a dazzling flame lit up!
A row of large characters rendered by fire suddenly appeared on the big screen on the stage.
[Ninjutsu - Big Fireball Jutsu!]
boom!
The assassins were instantly catapulted ten meters away and directly off the stage.
Audience: “?”
"???????"
"It's not...you, this...huh?"
"Who used the remote to change the channel?"
"I know it may be a bit presumptuous for me to ask this now, but I still want to ask, isn't this an ancient sadomasochistic love drama?"
"ah????"
【To sum up, the audience likes to say one word now: Huh? 】
[Hahahahahahaha it’s finally here. Who knows how hard it was for me to hold it in before?]
[I watched it very seriously at first, but when I thought about the crazy people who would appear later, I couldn’t help but laugh]
[The audience may not know that the main film has just begun]
After the maid used ninjutsu to kill the assassin in seconds, she gestured to the young lady a few times and prepared to retreat.
A book boy suddenly appeared slowly on the stage riding on a donkey cart.
"Looking for greengage, looking for greengage."
"She had pigtails, willow-shaped eyebrows, a high nose bridge, and double eyelids. When she ran away from home, she was wearing a floral coarse cloth shirt and black pants."
"If you see me, please contact me immediately. If you see me, please contact me immediately—"
The moment the donkey cart and the maid passed each other, the servant boy turned his head suddenly.
"Xiao Cui! Xiao Cui, is that you, Xiao Cui?"
The maid stopped and turned to look at the servant boy suspiciously.
The book boy excitedly stepped forward and held her hand, "It's me, your childhood sweetheart, the one you were engaged to since childhood..."
boom!
There was another loud bang, and a huge black wooden coffin fell from the sky, blocking the maid.
As the lights suddenly dimmed, a huge round moon appeared on the big screen in the background.
The coffin door slowly opened, and a man in black stood quietly inside with his hands on his chest.
His skin was pale and bloodless, but his posture was dignified and elegant, completely different from others.
As those enchanting eyes opened, the pupils were actually blood red.
"You're wrong. She's not your childhood sweetheart."
"She is my master."
The man walked out of the black wooden coffin, with the corners of his lips raised wickedly, revealing two fangs.
"Fuck, isn't this a fucking vampire?!"
“Ah? Ah? Ah???”
"No, wait, you...huh???"
【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Old Shen is so handsome! 】
[No, why is it so crazy? Hahahaha, I thought I was mentally prepared after watching the rehearsal, but I didn’t expect that I was not prepared enough]
[A maid becomes a ninja, and a rich businessman becomes a vampire]
Under the collective stunned gaze of the entire audience.
The vampire has been fighting with the book boy for hundreds of rounds.
In the end, the servant boy and his donkey cart were thrown off the stage. The vampire stood respectfully beside the mute maid, and the two of them left the stage together.
Then comes the tragic love story between the prince and the heroine.
The fantasy plot passed like an interlude, and the plot returned to normal, as if nothing had happened.
The audience was already somewhat confused.
"Excuse me, was I just dreaming?"
"I remember vaguely seeing some ninjas, donkey carts, vampires, etc...."
"No, you have commercials in the middle of your show?"
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