It is said that Qiu Chengye and Lai Bingxuan, the two live dads, have started making trouble in the program crew again.
After using coercion, inducement and various other means to intimidate the staff, he was subdued by Director Niu with just one sentence.
"It's okay. If you can't afford to lose, the production team can arrange a luxurious room for you. It's okay."
Qiu Chengye and Lai Bingxuan: “?”
What do you mean? They can't afford to lose?
Well, I'm sorry, you've offended the two people in the world who can afford to lose the most.
Qiu Chengye carried the sleeping bag and Lai Bingxuan hugged the sleeping bag, and they left without looking back.
Lai Bingxuan: "I laughed. No one thinks sleeping in a sleeping bag is a big punishment, right?"
Qiu Chengye: "I'm tired of staying in eight-star hotels, why would I care about a five-star hotel? The sleeping bag is pretty good. I've never slept in the wild before."
Director Niu gave a triumphant smile.
Isn't it easy to deal with this little troublemaker?
[Director Niu has no problem becoming a prison guard after filming this show]
[It’s over, even Director Niu has started to evolve]
[These are all soldiers trained by our sister Xie]
The program team released a message asking everyone to change clothes and gather in the open-air garden.
Because it is a holiday, the program team suggested that everyone dress nicely.
So Xie Mi dressed up carefully and waited for Chen Yuqing in the yard.
A familiar voice suddenly sounded outside the door.
"I think this place is nice, with great views and is very quiet. There are no bugs. I want to live here."
"Why do you live here? I like this place too. I want to live here!"
"I was the first one to see this place, so don't be ungrateful!"
"Stop nagging me. If you don't get out of here, I'll beat you to death!"
"You really think I'm afraid of you? I won't leave!"
"Squeak—"
The courtyard door behind the two of them was suddenly pushed open.
The quarrel suddenly stopped and they looked towards the gate together.
After seeing the figure clearly, their eyes gradually became filled with fear, followed by heart-wrenching screams.
“Ahhhhh who are you?!”
"Fuck, has this hotel become so wild? Why are there even wild people here? Fuck, they can't be cannibals!!!"
Lai Bingxuan screamed continuously and Qiu Chengye was very vocal, the two of them performed a perfect male and female duet.
The audience who didn't know what was going on were also scared half to death.
[What the hell, savage?! ]
[No! It's a cannibal! I've studied cannibals, and I can't be wrong about the look in their eyes. They have a bloodthirsty urge.]
[It must be a cannibal! Didn’t you see it’s holding a knife!!!]
[I understand. This is the real punishment for the fourth place: being eaten by savages! ! ! ]
Amidst the chaotic comments, a rational comment flashed by.
[No, don't you think this savage looks familiar? ]
【……ah? 】
Looking closely, it actually looks familiar.
The savage had a few feathers of some unknown creature stuck on his head, and his face was painted with all kinds of colors and had two bloodstains.
The upper body is a leopard print vest and the lower body is a leaf grass skirt.
The soles of his feet were wrapped around several branches.
It was holding a kitchen knife and standing in front of the gate with a puzzled expression.
Even with such shocking attire, Qiu Chengye still vaguely recognized this man.
Facing the huge fear in his heart, he shouted tentatively.
"Xie Mi?"
The Savage opened his mouth.
"What's wrong?"
"Fuck, is it really you?!"
"Ah? Xie Mi? Xie Mi?!!"
Qiu Chengye and Lai Bingxuan's eyes almost popped out.
[Fuck, this is Xie Mi? ! ? ! ]
[Only a son can recognize his father. I stared at the screen till I realized it was Old Xie.]
【Who has offended Teacher Xie again? 】
"What are you two doing?"
The savage looked at the two sleeping bags neatly laid out at the gate and said, "Why are you just letting them sit outside my door?"
“Is this your home?”
Lai Bingxuan responded subconsciously, but soon realized, "No! Are you really Xie Mi?!"
"It's me."
The Savage looked puzzled and turned around in front of them to show off his outfit. "Can't you tell? I'm wearing the Maillard style today."
“Maillard?”
Lai Bingxuan fell silent.
Qiu Chengye subconsciously wanted to curse, but suddenly he remembered something and silently shut his mouth.
"Yeah, you don't know about Maillard style? You're out of date."
The Savage grinned, "It's still me, always at the forefront of fashion."
Lai Bingxuan and Qiu Chengye continued to remain silent.
One doesn't know how to complain, and the other has a lot to complain about but doesn't dare to speak out.
The audience is still the most outspoken.
[Old Xie, aren't you going for the primitive tribal style? ]
[Ah? Maillard? Not a cosplay jaguar? ]
[Hahahahaha, I am dying of laughter. How come some people are taking this seriously? Sister Xie is just kidding.]
"Are you serious?" Lai Bingxuan couldn't help but ask.
“Seriously.”
The wild man answered straightforwardly, "I put two hearts on my face, and I also specially prepared a machete phone case. I've been so serious, can't you see?"
“…”
It turns out that those two scary bloodstains were the hearts she drew...
I thought it was splashed when I was chopping someone.
【It turns out I am the clown】
After a while, another person came out.
He is a dark magic wizard.
He was wearing a black robe with gold trim, a pointed wizard hat, gold-rimmed glasses on his nose, and he looked inexplicably abstinent.
Lai Bingxuan and Qiu Chengye were stunned again.
[Look at Lao Xie, they are both cosplaying, but Lao Shen is much more handsome]
[hiss, hiss, those long legs, those black Martin boots, hiss, hiss, hiss]
[So, the next part is actually a masquerade? ]
The Savage gave an explanation for this.
"How do you think of the wasteland style I matched for Lao Shen? I have been studying dressing quite a bit lately."
Qiu Chengye and Lai Bingxuan: "..."
[Lao Xie has started to study her dressing style. All of you who have complained about her taste before are responsible! ]
[Sister Xie, I was wrong. I shouldn't have complained that your fashion sense is like shit, but you don't have to retaliate against us like this [crying]]
【By the way, how did Lao Shen float over here? 】
Someone discovered the blind spot.
Chen Yuqing, dressed in a wizard robe, floated over slowly.
Look down.
Under his feet was a sweeping robot sponsored by a wealthy sponsor.
Lai Bingxuan: "You are..."
Savage: "This is my special design. Witches all fly on brooms, and I think so do male witches."
"?"
Lai Bingxuan questioned, "You're not a broom either."
The Savage smiled and shook his head.
"grown ups."
"Eating shit."
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